AFC and NFC Championships: Time to Cheer for The Team We All Hate

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What is the significance of the AFC and NFC Championships this year?

Dave Dameshek 0:00
Hi and hello, my fellow football Americans. Well, I've resisted pointing this out for as long as possible, but I guess it's time to just pull the band-aid off. It gives me no pleasure to be the one to tell you, but there won't be an NFL game played on Monday night. Not next Thursday night and not next Saturday either. The weekend after that, there will be a corporate event in Santa Clara, California, featuring a bunch of middle managers more concerned with the quality of the wet bar than the final score. Matter of mournful fact, after this Sunday's two big games, we're staring at seven long months and lots and lots of baseball before our beloved pigskin returns.
Unknown 0:39
I'm sorry, fellas. Who is Dave Damacek?
Dave Dameshek 0:44
Take it easy, Tim Kirchhen. I'm just saying. And it isn't all bad, of course, beyond baseball. March Madness is just coming into view on the horizon. And right after that, we'll get those four days in Augusta. There's also the overlapping NBA and Stanley Cup playoffs. They're always fun. And of course, above all else, there's the 365-day calendar the NFL has successfully constructed around itself. Before you know it, free agency will be here. And before that, there could be some huge names on the move once they emerge from their darkness retreats or otherwise. Draft season is already underway. Does it ever really end? Plus schedule release, minicamp and training camp will provide some intrigue till September finally arrives.
Dave Dameshek 1:26
Yeah, I know I'm rationalizing, but what the hell else can I do? I'd love to make like a bear and hibernate till kickoff, but I think at least I hope my kids would miss me. Besides, this is the deal we've made with football, which works on the exact opposite schedule of those hibernating bears hiding from winter. Warm weather's where it's at in a lot of ways, but as mentioned above, it lacks the most important thing, football. Only when the temperature's dipped does our spiritual sunshine spiral back into our lives. For now, though, we wait and contemplate and maybe find some reasons for optimism where our favorite team is concerned. The NFL's a copycat league after all, so maybe we can extract some lessons from the last 20-ish weeks.
Dave Dameshek 2:09
Even better, we can recklessly speculate about what might happen come autumn of 26. No one's going to remember any of our predictions by then, unless those predictions come true, in which case, I'll demand boundless praise.

Can Jarrett Stidham lead the Broncos past the Patriots?

Dave Dameshek 2:21
One thing for sure, especially after last weekend's divisional round lunacy, and if the Indiana Hoosiers can beat Ohio State and Alabama and Oregon times two and Miami with a Pittsburgh curmudgeon and a Cuban dork as the two leading men, your team, no matter who your team is, has a shot. Well, except for the Browns and the Jets, but everyone else besides Purdue. Let's start the show.
Dave Dameshek 3:01
Yes, hi, and hello, my fellow football Americans. It's your old pal Dave. Wait a minute. I mean national champion Dave Damaschek. I'll thank you to use my formal name going forward. Very excited for those two title games upcoming on Sunday. So excited. In fact, we've got our old pal Nick Costos from You Better You Bet coming along here in just a second to help us get right for that one. He has to go early, though, so we only have so much time with him. In the meantime, it is episode 45. Which players wore that number best in NFL history? Certainly it's Kenny Easley, the late, great Kenny Easley, the assassin right behind him, just because it's fun to say. Chris Fumatumafala, number 45, the Pittsburgh Steelers fullback in baseball, the guy who wore it best in all sports, Pedro Martinez, after all.
Dave Dameshek 3:49
Yes, Gino Fuentes.
Gino Fuentes 3:50
How about Bob Gibson?
Dave Dameshek 3:52
Oh, man. Major omission. Great catch by you, Gino. And in basketball. Good to see you.
Gino Fuentes 3:58
I got basketball, too. Michael Jordan, not his best times as a basketball player, but still the greatest.
Mike Fuentes 4:04
I got another one in baseball. I blew it. I got another one in baseball, too. Also Michael Jordan. How about that?

What factors will influence the Seahawks vs. Rams matchup?

Dave Dameshek 4:10
Is that right? I forgot what number.
Mike Fuentes 4:11
Yeah, he wore 45 for the Barons in like a few games.
Dave Dameshek 4:15
I went and saw him play in Wrigley Field once against the Cubs.

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