Alley Oop 135 | Major Trail Blazers Win, Lakers Dominating, & Cooper Flagg Struggles + The Wild Airline Video Everyone’s Talking About!
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What major upset did the Portland Trail Blazers achieve this week?
I cannot believe, Juju, you have the gall to wear a, not just a Celtics jersey, which we know you're a Celtics fan, but to wear a Juice Jalen Brown jersey on the heels of him getting another head smudge onto some other grown man's jersey.
Listen, Jalen Brown is your brother in Christ. And even when, because I know that's pretty much all your brothers are brothers in Christ. Anybody who would rep a man after his lowest low, actually, I take that back. That's a true ride or die.
There we are.
That's a true ride or die.
As a matter of fact, let me make sure I hang on to this while we say this topic as well because this did happen. People like to act like this didn't happen just because for some reason. This happened. This happening, but at the same time, my brother did have another.
Is that a T? Is that like, this is happening, this is happening.
This is happening, T is happening. But my brother did have another smudge that was heard around the world again. Miss Rebecca, you had it queued up. I took too long. But yeah, man. Against the Washington Wizards last night, my brother smudged another one. And I think I'm turning a corner on this. Take it away, Miss Rebecca. Ah, damn. Yep, drives to the hold.
Drives to the hold. Is that Keyshawn George? Yeah, it is. You got Keyshawn George. By the way, Keyshawn George, you're asking for it because you're wearing a T-shirt underneath your jersey. Is that what you were about to say?
Nah, I think, look, I have turned the corner on this completely. I was feeling sad and kind of like, damn, my boy going through this right now. But now, I think I like the Smudge Nation, bro. Smudge Nation, stand up. Look, if you're going to call yourself Garden Jalen Brown, go ahead. Hey, you better wear your unsmudgeable jersey because I'm smudging shit, bro. Like, I'm sorry. I like it. The Smudgster, I like it. Add that to his offensive repertoire. Yes, I can give you a bucket. Yes, I can give you 35 right now, but guess what you're going to take home with you? Smudge on your jersey.
Exactly. Instead of a jersey swap, it's like, well, that's just as good. That's actually better than a Jalen Brown signature. That's more of a signature. You could probably sell that on eBay for crazy work.
That's where we at now. You see what I'm saying? My boy feeding families now. I don't turn the corner on this now. Now my boy giving out memorabilia. Imagine OG Ananobi jersey. With the Jalen Brown smudge on eBay. Oh, boy. $500,000. Easily.
Yeah, because you can fake a signature, but you cannot fake the Jalen Brown smudge because everyone will be on wax.
Why are the Lakers dominating this season?
Everyone will have been tea for us to be talking about. So, Juju, you know what? Go ahead and ride for your guy, Jalen Brown Juice. Let him know that no matter what, when he feels like he's at his lowest and we all are just besmirching his hairline, that you have his back.
I got my boy back. Look, also, too, this is a story I don't tell too many people, but only like four people know this. Me, Jalen Brown, my homegirl, KK, and my girlfriend. I know this. Remember, think back. It was a cold night in Indianapolis, and the All-Star Game was happening that weekend. And my boy, Jay Bizzle, he went out and had a dunk contest that wasn't necessarily awesome. No. To the public. It was not. You feel me? After that, though, he was hanging out around the arena, and I pulled up on my boy. I said, look, bro, don't worry about none of this. This don't matter. Folk bullying you, boy, they crazy as hell. They're going to be sad when you win that championship this year and you the finals MVP.
That conversation happened right before my boy became the finals MVP. That's why it meant so much to me. I talked to my boy at his lowest day. I said, look, remember this face right here when you holding that trophy. And I know my boy do. Salute. Moving on. The Lakers.
The Lakers.
Look, the Lakers looking awesome right now. They handled the Spurs last night in a good comeback win, you feel me? Down Austin Reeves. Already down LeBron James. Still found a way behind 77, a.k.a. Luka Vandross.
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