Best of DLS: 15 Minutes of Miami Inventions (feat. Jim Rome)

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Chris Cody 0:01
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Stugatz 1:26
All right, Chris, if you thought that hour was strange.
Jim Rome 1:28
Wow, it's going to get weirder. So we're about to listen to Dan, Stu, and Hawk take 15 minutes of calls live on the radio asking people for things that were invented in Miami. I like them. Yeah, it's bizarre. And what's really fun is to show you how long ago this was. Someone mentions that a guy from Miami invented Amazon. Nobody knew Jeff Bezos' name. That's how long ago this is.
Stugatz 2:05
This was before everyone started their business in Miami.
Jim Rome 2:09
Yes, exactly. Yeah, that's exactly right. And then we have, you'll hear Dan interviewing a fake Jim Rome. Frank Caliendo is fake Jim Rome asking what's supposed to be 10 questions. Again, some editing we had to do. Then a couple of moments with Stan Van Gundy that include him telling a story about almost eating the hot dog in the middle of an all-star game he was supposed to be coaching. And Dan making an admission about Bernie Bickerstaff, that is embarrassing. Well, I'll just tell you it's embarrassing. So you guys can enjoy the final hour of this week. Next week, we got something kind of different and special coming at you. Not quite the same as this, but we are going in a bit of a way back machine.
Jim Rome 3:02
So we'll have some stuff coming for you next week. But hey, enjoy your... Day after Christmas. I hope you're getting to spend it with family and not working. And yeah, we'll see you next week, guys. I think Burger King started in Miami. I'm having a difficult time believing that we don't have a single great inventor or invention of Miami. Many texters are pointing out that Pitbull's mother invented Pitbull. Valid point. I mean, that's a valid point. He is certainly a source of civic pride. They're also pointing out we invented cocaine. We didn't invent it. Our downtown is built atop a foundation of it, but we did not invent cocaine. There are actual buildings built out of cocaine.
Stugatz 3:49
Made out of cocaine. It's not concrete.
Jim Rome 3:51
A lot of people think it's poured concrete. It's actually poured cocaine. Not so. That is true. We don't have a single great inventor. It's shocking. We have nothing. We're a major city. Like, nothing? Well, I think somebody's going to come up with something. 786-360-0790.

What inventions are uniquely associated with Miami?

Jim Rome 4:06
Just because we don't know doesn't make it, so remember, we're dumb. But what's based down here? You've got Burger King is based down here. We didn't invent Burger King. Carnival Cruise Line is based down here. Did we invent the cruise industry?

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