Chapter 1: What leads to the argument between Greg and Chris?
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I've been asking... Go ahead and keep typing. Don't let us... Clack it away. I didn't know you were starting. You ended the last segment so well.
The countdown usually is where... Oh, you didn't have your headphones on.
Okay. Okay.
His team rankings are due today, guys. He has a deadline. You could clue me in that we're starting. How high do you have the Dolphins? I'm not telling you. They're going to be top. I happen to have my rankings open in front of me, but it's top secret information. I bet you I'm at 14. No, it's too high. Like 17.
No, he'll be in the top 15. He would never go against his team that way. You don't think 17, Dan, would throw people off? There's just no way he's going under the midway point. I guess it would be 16. There's no way.
Okay, first of all, the rankings that I have now, which Christopher probably purloined and illegally looked at, are not the official final rankings. I'm going to come in there and help you with something. I'm not going to look at your screen. No, this is not happening.
I assure you, Tone, I assure you, I promise you that there's no way that he puts the Dolphins in the bottom half of the league.
17 is just enough to throw the people off the scent, right? Oh, no! They're going to be elbows grabbed! They're going to be elbows grabbed! He's furious! Okay. I'm going to tell Christopher right now, if you reveal on the air where the Dolphins rank, I am going to be genuinely pissed at you. You do not do that. You're getting into my business now. Seriously, he better not do that.
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Chapter 2: How does Greg react to Chris stealing his laptop?
I'm saying it all my life. You have so many tabs open. I'm saying it all my life. I will not host the draft party Thursday night if anybody says anything about my rankings on the air. Greg's standing on business right now.
Is he clocking you? And now I want to push this because, among other things, I want Chris to actually take that to a bank. I want him to go to a bank and say, listen, my father. See what the teller's reaction is when you say my father has threatened that if I. Take that back.
Give me back my computer. Jack.
Avery Johnson's father thinks this is aggressive.
I may have exited out. I hope you have it saved.
Oh, no.
1440 is the password. Oh, no.
All right, I'm going to bring it back in.
I'm scared.
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Chapter 3: What are the consequences of revealing NFL rankings?
I'm not the least bit amused by this. I'm not kidding in how angry I am.
I know you're not. Okay. And this is what I'm going to do. Give it back, please.
And Dan, stop stopping us from giving it back, please.
No, I'm going to send them both to the penalty box.
I'm not going to the penalty box.
I want my computer right here before I do anything.
No, I'm not going to the penalty box until I get my computer right here.
You can bring it to me. This is fine. This is good. No, you can bring it to me. Greg, you're going to stop that now. No, I'm not. You're going to stop that now.
No, I'm not. I'll leave. I'll go home if you want me to with my laptop. But I am not going in the penalty box until my laptop is connected to my computer. This is not your fault. My son has gone over the line here. I am genuinely upset. We know. Okay. So how about make it right instead of continuing the joke? It's partly Dan's fault. It's ridiculous.
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Chapter 4: How does the discussion shift to the significance of the draft party?
Give us a second to gather ourselves here for the nature of this threat, okay? Where's my three minutes? Hold on a second. I'm going to start. All right. You're going to start it. Don't wait until 30 seconds. Just go in there. No, no, no. I need the dramatic tension of the three minutes, please. I think we have ample tension.
Yeah, I'm good on tension.
No, I want it a little more.
Want to guess who Mike Fuentes is? Okay. Again, listen to what's happening, Greg. Let's play now. Billy, that's a good idea.
Let's play the game right now. Does Greg know the name of everyone in this office? This is how you make things. Chris, hand his computer.
Okay, it's on the screen. 245. Oh, boy.
Do you guys understand what this threat is? I don't totally understand. It's a big draft party that's happening Thursday.
Greg has been gracious enough to open his home to the league. Is it a PFI draft? If Christopher thinks I'm kidding, I am not.
He doesn't think you're kidding. No, I think he does. No, he does not. We are in a tense situation, though, and we're stuck in it. Like, the discomfort is real, it is awkward, and we are now on the clock. And it's very dramatic. It's down to almost two minutes. I know, it's 2.15, which means he's still got a little bit of time.
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Chapter 5: What emotions are expressed during the debate about the Dolphins' ranking?
Don't hold your heart, all right?
Yeah, I'm scared, man. No, no. On my life, I am not hosting this draft party Thursday night if I don't have that laptop.
Have we revealed anything?
I don't care. I'm giving you an ultimatum. You now have a minute and 50 seconds.
It's, yeah, it's a minute 49 now.
This has been... I've never been more angry connected with this show, ever. A minute and 38 seconds. Can we put up the LSU photo, please? I don't care. That doesn't make me nearly as mad as what's happening right now. Anybody who thinks that's me is an idiot. A minute 20. A minute 15. It has to be in my hand before it goes to all zeros. In my hand. A minute 8.
See, Christopher thinks I'm kidding about not hosting this draft party. Okay? On my life. On my granddaughter's life. On my granddaughter's life. I am not hosting this draft party unless I have that computer.
Why does this keep escalating? Who else's life is he going to take before the end of this? Again, I remind people as a discomfort sweeps over the room dramatically that this is the difference between the Dolphins being ranked 17th and 14th. And I'm guaranteeing you it's not going to be in the bottom half of the league.
And the only way it's going to be in the bottom half of the league is if he changes it. The way that he just alpha'd this room is the single most impressive thing I have seen Greg Cody do since he had a funeral. for his 30-year-old deck shoes. Look at the tension in the other room there, Greg.
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Chapter 6: How does Greg's anger escalate throughout the episode?
First of all, you will not tell me that this is not good. You will not tell me that. And I'm watching. Mike's hiding behind a plant. And the rest of you, I can see your faces, but what he has just done is old man strength. What you just saw was him telling you, as he's told you for a little while, I got stamina.
And what you can do is you can go to an old-fashioned bank and you can tell them that he's not hosting that draft party if you... I still want you to do that. I want you to go to a bank and find a teller and see what their, I just want to see an assortment of tellers, what their reaction is.
And I wonder if there's some sort of crime that you could be committing that they will make you like a bank robber or something because you're just weirding out people and you're going to be escorted out by security. Do you care at all that you, look at what that room looks like right now. All of them have been reduced to nine-year-olds fearing a father and a grandfather's wrath.
You have reopened the scars here on, oh, come on, we were just playing with somebody that we respect and like. Why are we arguing this way about the fact that he was waving a keyboard at us because they had taken his computer?
I didn't hear a lot of respect and like in what just happened. I certainly didn't feel any respect for my son.
The respect that you did not feel that is accurate for you not to feel is a respect for a top 20 list of rankings. It's a top 32.
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Chapter 7: What humorous moments arise from the father-son dynamic?
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Chapter 8: What is the resolution of the conflict by the end of the episode?
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I'm not going to apologize. I wouldn't expect you to apologize. You're a giant infant. Okay. You have no control over your emotions. You have no control over your emotions. When you're calling someone you know an idiot, I don't deserve it. Okay. I don't deserve it. All right. And you're a fool for saying it.
Okay.
Stugatz. You're a fool. I was kind of following you. Oh, you're locking in right now? You're locking in on us? Yeah, right. Let's drop the gloves, pal. Let's drop the gloves. You should be thanking me. For what? Every day. For what? For what I've done around this character. And the second shit gets real for you, you want to come at me and call me a fool? Huh? No, no, no. Seriously.
Seriously, pal. I've added 10 years to your career. This is the Don Levitar Show with the Stugatz.
So, in football, we've got Kenny Pickett going to the Raiders. We have Amari Cooper going to the Raiders.
Can't do that shit. My parents divorced.
What? Do your show. You put something in the middle of it here that is a bit hostile.
Oh, I put it in the middle of it. That started with me? You're acting like we revealed it. When someone stole my laptop, that's me? You're acting like it was revealed. It was revealed. What was revealed? You said a number that is much too close to the number.
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