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The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Best of DLS: HEEEEEELLLLLLOOOOOOOOOO

31 Dec 2025

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Chapter 1: What is the best sound from Greg Cody in 2025?

0.031 - 4.101 Unknown

This is the Dan Levitar Show with the Stugatz Podcast.

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8.08 - 32.721 Chris Cody

Hump Day! New Year's Eve! How about that? You know what that means? Maybe we should have done this yesterday, but we're not. We're doing it today. End your year with Greg Cody. Not a Greg Cody Tuesday, but a Greg Cody Wednesday. We've got a couple hours coming at you here. Chris, what would you say are maybe two of your favorite sounds that your father made this year? I mean...

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32.701 - 35.764 Chris Cody

I need your support. That's one hour you're about to hear.

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35.884 - 38.947 Unknown

And then hello.

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38.987 - 44.712 Chris Cody

Wow, you nailed it right off the bat. It's the hello. Those two sounds. I mean, he brought it this year.

44.792 - 45.372 Unknown

All the time.

45.533 - 51.858 Chris Cody

Great year for Greg Cody. Great year for Greg. Great year for Greg. Great 2025. Looking forward to having him in 2026.

Chapter 2: How does Greg Cody's Ethel Merman impersonation unfold?

51.918 - 62.708 Chris Cody

We'll get all your Greg Cody Tuesdays and some Mondays and probably some Wednesdays and Thursdays. Greg Cody all the time, forever. Happy end of 2025, everybody. We'll see you next year.

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62.688 - 87.112 Greg Cody

Chris, you should know better than to agitate your father as soon as we're starting what we're doing here. You come into the room and your dad has limped in with a cane and you're badgering him about... You get emotional these days about anything and you say... You weeped on the podcast. And I really thought your father was going to correct you there and say it's wept, kid. I'm a writer.

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87.132 - 101.475 Greg Cody

I thought he was going to be offended. He didn't do that. He said weeped is too strong. Fought back a tear or two is how he would phrase it. So why are you getting so emotional and fighting back tears but not weeping?

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101.996 - 108.908 Unknown

Okay. There's an obvious line there. Everybody knows it. When you weep, you're like openly, almost sobbing.

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108.948 - 116.562 Greg Cody

Weeping is the neighbor of sobbing. It might be the neighbor of sobbing, but it's not a synonym with sobbing. Weeping is the stop before sobbing.

116.822 - 122.733 Unknown

Okay, I think they're neighbors. I think they're exchanging cups of sugar. End of the cul-de-sac. They're friendly.

122.813 - 124.897 Chris Cody

They're on the same street, but end of the cul-de-sac.

124.917 - 127.221 Unknown

Okay, weeping and sobbing to me, you go, ah-hoo!

129.091 - 129.752 Chris Cody

That's sobbing.

Chapter 3: What are the funniest moments from Greg Cody's podcast?

138.847 - 140.991 Chris Cody

Weeping is just a few breaths. You know I'm crying.

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141.051 - 151.287 Greg Cody

It's... Okay. At any rate... Sobbing has shoulders shaking. It's a bit uncontrollable. Weeping is single tears. Sobbing is a flume of tears.

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151.588 - 152.489 Chris Cody

I don't agree with that at all.

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152.509 - 153.311 Greg Cody

There's no such thing as a single tear.

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153.331 - 157.818 Chris Cody

I think weeping requires several tears. Weeping is stronger than crying.

158.079 - 171.521 Greg Cody

I said weeping is single tears, not a single tear. It's just a tear or two or three or four, whereas sobbing is just a river of tears. You can't control it. Weeping is the stop before sobbing.

171.682 - 176.83 Chris Cody

Weeping is a single file line of tears, one at a time, whereas sobbing, it's like they're everywhere.

177.151 - 196.726 Unknown

They're just pouring down my face. You're giving sobbing too much credit. Weeping is about as emotional as you get. When you weep, there's nothing left. Like weeping is, I almost said worse, weeping is more than sobbing. No. In my opinion.

196.746 - 197.267 Greg Cody

No. Oh, yeah.

Chapter 4: Why does Greg Cody get emotional during the podcast?

226.925 - 237.126 Chris Cody

They might even be in the same apartment building. Tell you who's bawling, Norman Powell. Yeah. You know about that Norman Powell's ass? That's my gimmick, yo.

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237.807 - 244.214 Unknown

By the way, I lauded the Norman Powell trade. That's another thing I predicted right. Wait a minute.

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244.434 - 248.038 Greg Cody

Another thing you predicted right? Are you going to take credit for the Dolphins today?

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248.058 - 254.385 Unknown

Well, yeah. I mean, you saw the game Sunday. The Dolphins showed up. It took them until midseason, but they showed up. My Dolphins.

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254.826 - 256.888 Greg Cody

Another thing you predicted right?

256.868 - 269.328 Unknown

I lauded the Norman Powell. I called it a pickpocket for Pat Riley. He got Norman Powell for nothing. Now Norman Powell ranks on everyone's early season MVP list.

269.408 - 274.096 Greg Cody

He was an all-star last year, wasn't he? He was an all-star, correct?

274.116 - 280.546 Chris Cody

So just to confirm, right from the get-go, you thought it was a good trade, Norman Powell and just giving up Kevin Love and Kyle Anderson. Yes.

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Okay.

Chapter 5: What is the significance of the cane in Greg Cody's story?

288.559 - 293.687 Greg Cody

All right, so the Norman Powell story, just to be clear, you figured out the way to make that about you.

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293.848 - 298.014 Unknown

Well, I mean, you know, nobody else was applauding the Norman Powell.

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298.114 - 298.575 Greg Cody

Everybody was.

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298.675 - 299.717 Unknown

Craig. No.

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299.697 - 307.355 Greg Cody

Greg, Mike Ryan went from being out on the heat to never mind, I cancel all my opinions based on nothing but the acquisition of Norman Powell.

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The thing about that is he's got such a plain name. There's never been a Norman Powell that excites you. There was never a moment you thought Kevin Love, Kyle Anderson, too much. Nobody thought that.

320.431 - 321.873 Greg Cody

Yes, he's kidding. Dead wood.

321.893 - 322.754 Unknown

Pieces of driftwood.

322.854 - 336.553 Greg Cody

Give me the greatest norm ever in the history of sports norms. Sports norms. Is that going to be the best? The third guy on the champion Lakers? The fourth guy on the champion Lakers team? The fourth guy on a champion Lakers team, Norm Nixon, is going to be the best.

Chapter 6: How do we differentiate between weeping and sobbing?

359.553 - 389.013 Greg Cody

That was a really great basketball game last night. And Greg Cody insists that he's right about the Dolphins. And I will get to those things in a second. But I have to start with our old friend, Greg Cody, limping in here with his trick knee and a cane. A cane that has made him emotional for good reason. Jeremy asked me during the intro, is wailing a top bawling, sobbing, and weeping?

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389.093 - 410.417 Greg Cody

Because I think wailing is, if we're talking about being in tears, I think weeping is the beginning of the highway toward you're falling apart. Weeping is the beginning of that. I think it goes weeping, sobbing, bawling, wailing. Where's crying? Crying is the starting point. Crying is ground zero.

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410.397 - 413.361 Chris Cody

But where do you have blubbering on that list?

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413.381 - 423.856 Greg Cody

Because blubbering, I don't know if that's above wailing, but it's right there. Blubbering has to be above sobbing, doesn't it? Although sobbing has some blubbering, does it not? Blubbering's a cartoon word.

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423.876 - 439.138 Chris Cody

I think hysterical is obviously, that's a very deep cry. I think wailing is the deep cry with like, like that's a wail, okay? And blubbering, blubbering, you also have snot bubbles. Blubbering is the...

439.49 - 462.983 Unknown

yeah that's not no that's sniveling that's that's sobbing too so what are we calling this calling this the tears of tears ah that's what we're doing roy we're doing the tears of tears an important tier the no shot moreno during the national anthem tier where does that rank because that is a massive tier that's my that's the the fight in detroit that's what that is

462.963 - 479.892 Greg Cody

All right, you guys got to figure out how it is to get me to the best of the ugly criers you've ever seen in sports, because now we have to get to who classifies for wailing, bawling, sobbing, weeping in the history of sports.

480.007 - 487.938 Chris Cody

A good good crier in sports, Thomas Hill, after Christian Laettner makes the shot. Thomas Hill, ugly crier.

488.198 - 504.421 Greg Cody

Can you guys think off of the top of your head of some time you have seen an athlete just sobbing? Oddly enough, the image that the image that. What surprises me as we talk about it is Udonis Haslam in the Heat locker room in 2006.

Chapter 7: What insights do they share about Norman Powell's impact on the Heat?

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No, I'm not going to cry right now. But this cane, I believe it was bought in a... in a Deep South General store, like in North Carolina or someplace. And it was my dad's late in his life when he used a cane. And this cane had not been touched for more than a decade.

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617.067 - 621.336 Chris Cody

I did use it as my first foray as the owner of the Cyclones.

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621.416 - 627.124 Unknown

I had the cowboy hat and the cane. That's true, you did. You're right. Yeah, but outside of that, it hadn't been used. Is that desecrating it or no? I think it is desecrating.

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627.144 - 646.828 Greg Cody

Just making sure. I think that's honoring it. Wait a minute. What do you think? It fit the character. We need the judge. Is that honoring him or is it desecrating it? We'll get to the rest of the story, but let's make Zaslow. Give me the details again real quick. Make a ruling. Greg Cody was alleging that this cane of his father's, Wild Bill Cody, had not been used in 10 years.

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646.848 - 648.61 Greg Cody

It had been in the garage or somewhere else?

648.79 - 653.418 Unknown

It had been on two nails. on top of a door in the garage.

653.438 - 671.153 Greg Cody

It's not been used by me in more than a decade. All right, hold on a second. Before we go down this path, that garage is an atrocity. If there is anything being honored... It's my atrocity. It is your atrocity. That garage has been an atrocity for 40 years. It is dirty. It is out of saw. It is awful.

671.133 - 692.922 Greg Cody

But if there is anything being honored in there, I might think that that's the only thing because there's nothing else that you put up on a wall. That's been above the door in your garage since your father was alive, I feel like. Correct. Yes, absolutely. When did he pass away? 2007.

693.931 - 722.267 Greg Cody

six okay so that's the only thing in your garage that is an honor of any kind to anyone yeah right all right so you're he's saying that it hadn't been taken off for 10 years but one day old parasol parasol wielding owner of the cyclones comes in there and says i need something funny as an outfit for my owner of a highlight team and he reaches up there it's probably dusty right it's probably got because i don't see your father cleaning that a whole lot

Chapter 8: What are the final thoughts on the Miami Heat's performance this season?

769.968 - 778.076 Unknown

I would have been taken aback a little bit. I would have been surprised. I made my ruling. Whoa. It's a disgrace. Oh, my God.

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778.096 - 787.485 Chris Cody

Unforgivable. Unforgiven. That's all I needed to hear. That's the only information I needed right there. That's a disgrace.

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787.685 - 801.518 Greg Cody

I support the ruling. Okay, if it's true, if it is indeed true, and I'm not sure it is because I can see Greg forgetting, but I can also see his son not asking permission because he knew that permission was going to be no.

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802.159 - 805.242 Chris Cody

Ask for forgiveness. Learn that from around here.

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806.15 - 832.798 Greg Cody

As for forgiveness, not for permission. I was trying to teach that the entire time at ESPN. They never really believed in it. So tell us the story then. Forgive us for interrupting you. Excellent ruling. Tony, good work by you. In fact, you know, delayed penalty on Chris Cody for desecrating Wild Bill Cody's cane. A penalty for that? Minor penalty. Two minutes, asshole.

833.167 - 845.004 Greg Cody

It's two minutes for asshole. It's not two minutes comma asshole. Like, I don't know why they read it like that. It might be because they don't know how to do comedy. Who did that? You know who did that.

845.144 - 846.185 Unknown

Come on, you know.

846.626 - 851.613 Greg Cody

It's two minutes for being an asshole, and it should be five minutes. Anyway, tell us the story of the cane, please.

851.633 - 860.105 Unknown

I'm just curious, though, in the history of the show, who is the previous person penalized for desecrating a cane? I'm just curious how common that particular ruling is.

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