Chapter 1: What is the significance of Greg Cote's voicemail?
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Greg has come in hot, and Zaslo has now been witness to it in the privacy of this sacred room right here. We've had some sparks. Cody is mad. Chris, you didn't tell me your father was mad about something that happened on the show last week. You did not inform me. Your father was hurt by something, and it just spilled out into this room, and Zaslow was just witness to it.
And as judge, juror, and journalist, good judger, you would say what about what you just saw between me and Greg Cody?
I would say there's a lot of pent-up frustration. maybe even anger.
What show are we talking about here? Is he mad at me from the Greg Cody show? No, he's mad at Dan. About last week's show.
He's mad at Dan, but I think Dan thinks that maybe you should have tipped him off that your father's upset.
I actually, on my latest podcast, which dropped this morning, Monday morning, I actually make reference to that fleetingly because we do a little bit of our own tribute to Billy Gill, and I mentioned why I appreciated Billy so much, and one of the reasons was I get beat up on this show
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Chapter 2: How does Greg Cody express his frustrations during the show?
Criticize the action, not the actor. Exhibits the behavior of a fool, not calling him a fool. Thank you, Billy.
When you were talking about scandal, I thought you were talking about on the Greg Cody show because there is a PFPI scandal people need to tune in for.
Okay, the Greg Cody Show featuring Greg Cody. Get it wherever you get your podcasts. He's hot. Look, everybody knows that I love him, and sometimes I take it too far and around. The thing that made me laugh in the bakery here was him screaming at me some form of, I was wrong about my opinion. I was late by my opinion by four weeks. I was late to my own opinion. Right. You weren't.
No, I wasn't. No, because in this case, my opinion was it may be time to make a coaching change. I didn't think that a month ago. Maybe you did. I didn't. But if everybody was ahead of you and you're now here, you can't acknowledge. I'm too late. I'm late to this party. I now acknowledge what a lot of people were acknowledging a month ago. Like, this is pretty obvious.
Okay, I'm the only one who's a caretaker of my own opinion. By the way, Levitard, this is not a bakery. Quit referring to your show and this studio as a bakery. The hell are you doing? Give me a turnover. Like Tua said yesterday, give me a turnover.
Three of them.
Yeah, three of them.
Three interceptions. Again, first since Marino to have multiple three interception games when the flames are climbing highest. Like this is how leadership gets swallowed. I don't want to talk about the Dolphins anymore.
Yeah, you do. Well, you don't have to because Ian Rappaport has come out with the scoop. What do you say? No changes expected for the Miami Dolphins.
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Chapter 3: What led to the discussion about the Miami Dolphins' performance?
You had them 15th at the beginning of the season. Right now they would probably be in the 28 to 30 range.
You think there could potentially be four teams better than the Dolphins right now?
There's a lot of bad teams. There's a lot of disparity in the NFL right now. And yeah, there are five or six teams that are really, really bad. The Dolphins among them, but not at the bottom of it.
There's a theory back here that Mike McDaniel perhaps has the greatest job security of all because the Dolphins are in the middle of a lawsuit, right, about, you know, firing a black coach because he's black. And so you can't fire two black coaches in a row. That's even worse. Get the hell out of here.
Well, I'm just saying, Zaz, if you're in a lawsuit, you're not going to do stuff that kind of confirms the lawsuit. The general manager is black, too. You can't fire him either.
Well, I have heard that theory about the lawsuit, Brian Flores' lawsuit, being involved in the machinations that are going on right now. And one of them is that if you fire Chris Greer, all of a sudden maybe he turns against you in a trial, in a lawsuit. Oh, wow, that's juicy. There's a lot going on.
I wonder if they're hiring. I hadn't even considered that. That's juicy, though. The idea that Stephen Ross couldn't and wouldn't make a change. It's not because he's not frustrated. It's not because he hates the customers. But, like, really? I'm going to take the optic hits on that as well at the end of my life?
Well, I still believe firmly, and I would bet big on this, that, okay, McDaniel gets the so-called vote of confidence right now. Fine. I don't know.
Can you imagine if Stephen Ross comes out today and gives a vote of confidence?
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Chapter 4: What are the implications of collusion in the PFPI league?
An absence of hope. He says there are five teams worse. Man, it's the Jets, it's the Saints who are in salary cap hell, and that's about it, Craig.
Tennessee's pretty bad.
Tennessee, well, okay. Tennessee, because Cam Ward's been sacked 27 times, and he's not... This half of a season... Look, man, we've sped all this up, right? Cam Ward has to figure it out in eight games in Tennessee, and there's a lot wrong in Tennessee. But yes, you're right. Tennessee is also one of the teams. But there are precious few who don't have a chance.
And even the Titans, against the mighty Patriots of Drake May yesterday, Drake May putting on a perfect performance. At the half, that game was closed, and then Cam Ward is fumbling the ball into his own end zone because that's what rookies tend to look like seven games in sometimes when they're not quite ready to play the position.
I'll tell you, I'm shook by Greg's revelation, which may very well be true, that Chris Greer could still potentially be here because the Dolphins are afraid he turned state witness.
It's something that I've heard floated out there by someone connected with the Dolphins who I talk to regularly, mostly by text. This is a happens-to-know? This is a happens-to-know.
This is a happens-to-know. Wait a minute, Greg Cohn. He happens to know?
Greg Scott, he happens to know. He happens to know. I get what you're doing. Gather everyone. Get the children. He happens to know. In this case... So wise. In this case, the person I talked to happens to think he might know. I'm just saying I have heard this as speculation. He happens to think he might know anything. Backpedaling! I'm not reporting anything.
You guys need to stay wise. That was just a little chicken wing to Dan Levitard. Like, I'm still out in these journalist streets working sources.
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Chapter 5: How does the conversation shift to the University of Miami's football team?
You don't want that in writing. You want your voice on the record sounding like Donald Sterling? Like, is this your voice? No. With a text, you can say, that's not me. Yeah. He changed someone else's number and put my initials there. That's not me. I got to hear it.
If I see it, it's not true. I got to hear it. Okay. Not all sources are local.
Mm-hmm.
See? That's journalism. Not all dolphin sources live in Miami. You can call anyone that's not from Miami. I know. You can text as well.
You got that unlimited plan?
You're the one who told me there's no such thing as voicemail anymore. I tried to leave a voicemail with this kid. It says mailbox is full.
Ooh, interesting.
He's like, nobody leaves a voicemail anymore. All right, you brought up voicemails. You said you didn't want to play this. Now we're playing this.
No, no, no. On Saturday night.
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Chapter 6: What are the reactions to the Miami Hurricanes' recent games?
He can explain it, but don't. PFI picks are due Saturday at 1 p.m. If you don't get them in by then, that's not fantasy. It's sending in our winners for the week. Send in by Saturday 1 p.m. If you don't do it, you start getting texts. If it's like 4 or 5 p.m., he sends a text. This is the last text. I will be calling. I did my Oktoberfest on Saturday with my family.
You know the thing where I got the toe a couple years ago with the guy's toe? Maloney. I did that thing on Saturday. So I was late with my, admittedly, my fault, I was late. It was like 9 p.m., hadn't sent my pics yet. You were nine hours late. So I get a phone call from my dad and then a voicemail in which I realize my dad doesn't realize he's leaving a voicemail.
This is my dad after he called me. Don't play that. No, I don't want that played. Why? If you want to listen to it, it's on my podcast. I don't want that play. He sounds hammered. For a couple of reasons. You don't want to play because you want to hear it first on your podcast. Well, that's part of it. Oh, come on.
Oh, come on, says a guy who has a podcast and would do the exact same thing as I'm doing. I would not. Yeah, you would. Liar.
I've never withheld information here for my podcast. Never. Yeah, that's right.
There's the tell from Oktoberfest.
Yeah, so what a great sentence by you. I was at my annual Oktoberfest. Like, I cannot tell you, okay? I cannot tell you. You brought me back to a time so disconcerting, so unpleasant, where you revealed a toe from, yes, your Oktoberfest.
October 1st. I was in a bathroom, and I look down. I'm sitting at the stall, and I look to the right, and this guy's encroachment. Encroachment!
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Chapter 7: How do the hosts critique the in-game presentation at Miami games?
Guy next to me. He's in my stall. His foot was in my area.
I have to get to the Hampton Farms Nuttiest fan. Please keep this energy all show, Greg. Wait, so we're not playing the voicemail?
No, you can hear it on my podcast, which dropped this morning. I mean, seriously, I'm not proud of it. Wait a minute. It already dropped? Yes. I didn't know I was being recorded. No, you did. You didn't hang up your phone. You called me.
That's the best part of this. You've already aired this, and now you're embargoing something you've already aired?
Yeah, because if you want to listen to it, you can go to my podcast. This is him talking to my mom after he's called me saying that I need to be able to punish him for not getting his picks in, and I need your vote. This is collusion. He's talking to another member of the league that he sleeps with, and he's a commissioner, and he's pressuring her to vote his way on a league vote.
Listen, I tried to explain to Junior. And commissioners know each other. Okay, Goodell, me, all the commissioners know each other. If Roger Goodell is trying to pass something with the other owners in the NFL, you don't think he goes to other owners and say, hey, I need your support.
There's audio proof of you colluding with another owner you sleep with?
I don't call it collusion. He's the commissioner. She's just an owner. He sleeps with her.
By the way, Chris, you're making the exact point was why sources don't call.
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Chapter 8: What final thoughts are shared about the future of the Dolphins and Hurricanes?
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Don Libetard. He called me on my own podcast. He called me full of shit, claiming that I'm faking interest in the solar eclipse. Well, you do do this. You love to just get excited about everything. Okay, Junior. Stugatz. I had to school you and explain to you. He was going to take you to Augusta. I mean. When I was 17 years old, Alan Cherry and I used to haunt the Bueller Planetarium.
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