Dan Le Batard's Extended Thoughts On Stephen Colbert | Postgame Show
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What are Dan Le Batard's thoughts on Stephen Colbert?
That's right. It's Thursday Thunder, and it's brought to you by DraftKings. DraftKings, the crown is yours.
Juju, what we got? Yes, sir. The go, New York, go, New York, go edition of Thursday Thunder. First leg, OG Ananobi, 15 points. Lock my brother in right now as I clear my throat. Next leg, Mikael Bridges over 13.5 points. Weapon aggressive, lock him in.
What happened with a Spurs player in a public bathroom?
Next leg, Big Mitchell Robinson for four and a half points. He gonna take about seven free throws. He gonna hit one, but he gonna get two dunks as well. Next leg, I'm going with the Knicks to win and cover six and a half points tonight versus the Cavs. And last leg, Go New York, go New York, go. The Liberty, I'm choosing them over the Valkyrie to win. Lock them in.
Five-teamer, you're going with a five-team parlay.
Yes, sir, because you're such a big Knicks fan, so I'm standing in solidarity with you, big brother.
What is the significance of the Thursday Thunder segment?
Let's go, New York.
Thank you. I stand in solidarity with Juju as well. At DLS Hoops after the game, Tony evidently will also be there wearing his Conn shirt, and Juju and Trista will be there after Knicks Cavs.
Juju, I got to play something for you, all right? I didn't get to it earlier. In the middle of the game last night, the Spurs and Thunder, Carter Bryant, he's a rookie for the Spurs, a bench player, played a little bit last night. Did you see this? Look at this for the visual audience. He goes to a public bathroom. Can't be real. It's 100% real. He's in full uniform, washes his hands. Good for him. He used soap, paper towel, throws it away in the public bathroom in the middle of the game. And obviously people were shocked in there. Someone took their phone out and is recording it. Juju, did you see this?
Yes, sir, man.
How does Dan feel about the current state of late-night television?
He better be glad he was in OKC because I feel like the New York fans would not have let him leave that bathroom.
So, like, I'm just guessing on what happened there, but it must have been, like... The visitor's locker room is a longer walk than one of those luxury clubs for the people who have seats on the floor. So he decides to duck into the bathroom.
That's how it would be for the Heat. 100%. Those bathrooms right underneath are way closer than even the home locker room, no matter which side you're on for the bench. So it makes sense. I'm just surprised to see him doing that in the middle of the game.
Middle of the game.
Super bizarre.
The thing is, you go into those bathrooms, right? You got your hoop shoes on. Obviously, the floor is pristine in an NBA court. But you're stepping next to the urinal. People got the piss all over the place. And you got the piss on your shoes. And then you do the thing where you dry your shoes. Watch this move there. A rookie move by him. He might be a rookie. He takes the paper towel, throws it in the garbage. You got to take that to the door to open the door. Might be a push door. It better be a push door. Yeah, might be a push door. But then you got to pee on the bottom of your shoes. Then you try to dry your shoes with your hands. You got to pee on your hands. Strange. Now there's pee-pee on that mat. Yeah, there's pee-pee on the mat.
Juju, you know about that pee-pee on the mat?
I definitely know about that pee-pee on that mat. Juju, let's get to some polls.
What do you got for us?
Wait, hold on. Before we do that, I want to make sure that we make this clear because there's dominoes that we can get to, Juju. So before we get to these polls, I want to think about this. With that domino meme that we broke out yesterday, if we have Carter Bryant stepping into this bathroom
What legacy did David Letterman leave for late-night hosts?
Getting pee on his shoes. If late in this series, Wemby is sick, can we draw a direct line from one to the next? Can this potentially ruin the series? I think this is a big question that we have to ask here, Juju. Yeah, great question.
Next poll for sure. This might be why SGA is slipping all the time.
It's not a great question. Is it a great question? I appreciate, Juju, that you're a supportive teammate. It's not a great question.
do you know what is being said when someone mentions larry johnson's four-point play 56 of the audience says they don't do you still use pins 92 of the audience says yes and last poll bigger story new york winning the championship or wimby winning the championship
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
What are Dan Le Batard's thoughts on Stephen Colbert?
0:08–0:46
2
What happened with a Spurs player in a public bathroom?
0:46–1:23
3
What is the significance of the Thursday Thunder segment?
1:23–2:17
4
How does Dan feel about the current state of late-night television?
2:17–3:51
5
What legacy did David Letterman leave for late-night hosts?
3:51–5:06
6
Why is Colbert considered a significant figure in comedy today?
5:06–6:11
7
What challenges does late-night television face in the current landscape?
6:11–8:50
8
How does Dan's personal connection to late-night shows influence his views?
8:50–9:53
Speakers
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