Dan Learns About Chris Cote's Legendary Revelation | Postgame Show
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What shocking revelation did Chris Cote share with his father?
So what did I miss last week? Not much. What are the things that you guys need to catch me up on because I need to get caught up?
I mean, Chris told us something interesting, and he admitted it in front of his father, which takes it to a whole other level.
Are you guys going to tell me what that is? Tell him, Tony. I saw the episode description that said simply, Chris Cody makes one of the most shocking revelations in show history, but I don't know what it is. Want to take a guess?
It involves my wife's twin sister?
So I had a lot of questions.
What are the implications of the Zaslow men's family history?
I didn't realize that his wife is an identical twin. So I had a lot of questions as a result. And eventually it led us down a path. Go ahead, Tony.
You're jumping here. Yeah. Chris, if I may speak freely, Chris is a showman. and loves to perform on the biggest stages. And sometimes he can't perform on the biggest stages, so he needs a little bit of stimuli mentally to allow him to finish on some of the biggest stages. And he needs to be able to do that and pictures people that are very similar in nature, almost identical, I would say. And, you know, again, he's a showman, though, and he brought that to the crowd and to the people for them to understand.
I would call it innocently keeping it fresh.
Chris, what's your favorite part of the stage to finish on?
It's not so innocent, though. That is a horrific thing for your wife to learn. She didn't learn it. I mean, it's going to get back to her. I've got to assume that it's something that's going to get back to her. What else did I miss?
That's my brother-in-law. He's a firefighter. That's not actually him. That's what AI thinks he looks like. What else did I miss?
Well, I had a revelation that everyone was taken aback by. I mean, whatever. But the Zaslos, the Zaslo men, have not produced a female in over 100 years.
That's crazy.
In over 100 years.
And that led us down the path of imagining kind of like the SNL Adam Sandler family reunion where they all talk like, yeah, man. Like this is the Zaslo where every cousin walks in like, yeah.
Let me tell you, I'm very hungry. What's for dinner? And then 12 people turn to you.
Thai food. Let's welcome in Juju here. Juju, I urge you all to check out him and Trista on Alley Oop. And also, now as the playoffs ramp up, Juju's going to be appearing with Trista after some of these playoff games on our YouTube channel. Already is, I would assume, already has begun the process of, what are you laughing about? What's Juju laughing about here?
We got to get my boy Reed. We got to get my boy Reed. It's at DLS Hoops. That's where you can find us. People always hit me up in the DMs. They be like, where can we find the show? Dan just said, alley-oop. It's at DLS Hoops on YouTube. And we pop up on the Levitard Show feed whenever episodes drop. So check us out. You dig it.
Is there anything that needs fixing? Anything in the NBA so far? There aren't a lot of close games. None of these games are close. Are you fixing anything about the NBA postseason?
Yes, sir. Last night is a great example. My boy Victor Wimiyama, he kind of was retaliating for all the stuff, as his coach said post-game. And that's, I think, a direct result of the referees getting it wrong too many times, especially in these playoffs. So to help the referees get it right, we need to take it to hockey. Hey, if you get caught flopping on this instant replay, five minutes, bruh, I don't give a damn, and your team playing four on five. You feel me? So we're going to eliminate this flopping out of the game ASAP. You dig it? What y'all think?
I totally feel you. I've been saying it for years. You know, the NHL has an embellishment penalty. Yo, why you laughing? Jafeel. Jafeel. Yeah, Jafeel. I totally feel you, Juju. And I think the referees in the NBA should be able to give out a technical foul if they believe that a player flopped. Well, these are two different things you guys are doing, though.
A technical foul is one thing. Juju is suggesting five minutes of four of five. It's a minor in hockey. But being down a man. I mean, for half a quarter.
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Chapters
6 chapters
1
What shocking revelation did Chris Cote share with his father?
0:02–0:36
2
What are the implications of the Zaslow men's family history?
0:36–6:10
3
Which athletes should consider trying comedy?
6:10–8:31
4
What changes could improve the NBA postseason experience?
8:31–10:38
5
How does flopping impact the NBA, and what can be done about it?
10:38–14:48
6
What are the details surrounding Victor Wembanyama's potential suspension?
14:48–14:48
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