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Who are the best fictional high school principals in TV and movies?
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I have too much show today, okay? It's not just the Department of Homeland Security escalating now its beef with Brian Dawkins by saying we don't care if you want us to use or not use your likeness. We're going to use it anyway. We've got the baseball playoff starting, the WNBA. We've got hockey and basketball sort of announcing that They're here. And we also have the useless sound montage for the first time this season, always one of the most popular things that we do and about 10 other things. But Zaz keeps interrupting my thought process and he's been doing it since he got in this morning. Don't forget that I want to do an homage to Principal Belding from Saved by the Bell.
Yeah, he passed away yesterday. Dennis Haskins, RIP.
So I shocked you this morning when I confused him with the father in ALF, because the father in ALF has a sordid drug-riddled past that has an assortment of things in it that are shocking, that when I learned it, I couldn't believe it, but I was confused. I can't believe it. with Principal Belding. So I knocked you off kilter when I said I didn't want to talk about Principal Belding because I thought he was the father and ALF.
And I was offended for Principal Belding for you to even assume that there'd be something so nefarious in his past. He cared so much about those kids. Bayside High.
Juju wants to talk about Jaylen Brown and his Sixers and some of the things that Jaylen Brown said about cowherd and cowards. And you are sitting here saying, I want to celebrate high school principals, fictional principals.
Yep, I got your top five fictional principals. Dan, you ready? Any O-L-I? No O-L-I. We don't have to talk about why not. Let's get to it. Number five, Principal Anderson. Now, you may remember from Billy Madison, he had a secret. He was the revolving blob. He was a wrestler, killed someone with his finishing move. It was a disgrace. And, you know, he had to try and hide that. He got blackmailed as a result.
Can I take a guess as to why it is that there's no OLI? You'll never get it, but
go
ahead. I'm going to guess that somebody on your list had something that was sorted in their past and you couldn't actually mention them because you didn't know they had
something. Okay, I'm going to take it back. You did get it. Number four, Principal Skinner. The Simpsons, of course. Everybody knows that. I mean, come on now. Dan? It's a great one. Yeah, it's a good one. Number three, Principal Strickland. You're a slacker, McFly. Oh! That's a great principle, right? It's pretty good. The bow tie helps. Yeah. Number two, Mr. Belding. All right. He cared so much about those kids. Anytime they had a problem, they knew they could go to Mr. Belding. He's number two, RIP Dennis Haskins. And number one with a bullet, Mr. Clark. You know about Mr. Clark? Free Mr. Clark, right, Juju? Yes, sir. Free Mr. Clark. That's right. You saw Crack Sam's
Mr. Clark from Lean on Me. Why write Juju and why not Chris? He's closest to
me. Exactly. Why not, Dan?
They used to call me Crazy Joe. Now they can call me Batman. Crack Sam's.
All of you had the same reaction that I did seeing Morgan Freeman on game day, right? Old. He's 89. But America had the same reaction there. I feel like all of us were like, just aging sucks. And I don't know that I want to see Morgan Freeman at this age struggle to keep up when he's just 89 years old. I felt bad for
him. He's one of the stars in the TV show Lioness, which is one of the great shows on television right now. And the character actually wears like a bandage on his arm because it's a condition he actually has in real life.
Right.
So I want to get to our useless sound montage and I want to get to basketball camps opening because there's some good sound from an assortment of different camps and I didn't even get to any of the LeBron related stuff. I don't want to make normal either what's happening with the Department of Homeland Security or what's happening with the New York Knicks.
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
Who are the best fictional high school principals in TV and movies?
0:00–4:43
2
Why is the Department of Homeland Security using Brian Dawkins’ likeness without permission?
4:43–8:40
3
What makes the NFL’s useless sound montage so entertaining?
8:40–11:30
4
What does it mean to mind your P’s and Q’s, and can sacks be misleading?
11:30–14:13
5
How are QR code ads changing the NFL RedZone viewing experience?
14:13–20:13
6
Why does watching multiple NFL games feel like an addictive rush?
20:13–28:45
7
Which MLB playoff roster decisions and matchups are making headlines?
28:45–31:33
8
What are the most compelling MLB wild-card playoff storylines?
31:33–37:13