Chapter 1: What are Greg Cody's thoughts on the Dolphins' upcoming season?
This is the Dan Levitar Show with the Stukas Podcast. Greg Cody just said Homer Cody made an appearance in May, just muttered before the microphones went on. Dolphins are going to be better than people think.
Yes. Part of that is that the bar is so low and The over-under is 4.5 wins. I think they're going to beat that. The early betting odds I've seen have them favored in one game out of 17. In Week 12 against the Jets at home, right now they're a 1.5, barely 1.5. A favorite at home against the Jets. The bar is too low for the Dolphins. Malik Willis is good.
They have five or six really good defenders. Yeah, what's the line week one? Talk to me. Big game. The Raiders. Tone setter. I think Raiders are favored by three. The home field advantage.
Why did you say 4.5 like that?
Well, because the over-under on wins is always usually.
No, you said it like you had never said that out loud before. It's like four and a half wins. It's not four point. No, and then you just said one and a half, like literally just three seconds later.
There's an inconsistency here, Greg. There's synonyms for each other. Four and a half, 4.5. They're saying the same thing. You're brain beating him. Exactly.
Thank you.
You're brain beating me.
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Chapter 2: How does Greg Cody react to Malik Willis' performance?
God damn it, Dolphin Twitter. You got fooled again, Mike. They're so small on this video. One's a lefty. Is there a shark on the practice field swimming in shallow water? I'll pay the fine. I want to get to this story. Man, it is a lefty.
Yeah.
Greg Cody would never get fooled by that. That is so disappointing. Never get fooled by that. How gullible do you have to be? Sorry, Mike.
I want to get to this story involving the Milwaukee Brewers. You guys and we celebrated the World Baseball Classic for being a great deal more fun than regular baseball. We were making fun of the fact that the guys who were playing in the exceptionally Latin World Baseball Classic went with such flair during that playing that
When they got sent to spring training, we were making the joke that they had been incarcerated, sent back to prison after freedom where they have to go back to the American repressions emotionally around baseball. So if you did not see this story involving the Milwaukee Brewers, their manager, Pat Murphy, is mad at the unusually named Hispanic reliever, reliever Abner.
Uribe, and I honestly didn't know we were making Abners in my culture. Put it on the poll at Levitard Show. Are there any Hispanic Abners? Because here he is. There is one. And his manager is mad at him because did you guys see what it is that he did during this game against the Cardinals? The Brewers are very good. They're very athletic. They beat the Cardinals up six to nothing.
Abner double day. And he's not Hispanic. I don't want to learn, don't want to earn. That kind of thing. Abner Uribe, you think it's Abner Dubledia? Something Greg would do. Come on, give me a break. Abner Uribe, I read about this, right? And I thought to myself, okay, yeah, baseball manager getting mad at young guys showing emotion. And then I read the sentence. This is just a great paragraph.
You ready? Uribe got Alec Burleson on a called third strike with two outs and runners on first and second in the eighth, the only inning he pitched. Uribe then made three WWE-style crotch chops while facing the Cardinals' dugout. Three of them. Not one, not two, but three.
And his pitching motion made it so that when he did his follow-through, his back was to the Cardinals' dugout, so he had to turn around and do the crotch chops. And here's what Murphy said after the game. I don't know what got over him. I mean, he's been an emotional guy, but that kind of thing, that's just not how we do things. I was embarrassed by it. Why are we doing it? It's a 6-0 game.
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Chapter 3: What happened with the Milwaukee Brewers' pitcher Abner Uribe?
You don't expect that out of Major League Baseball. It's a national pastime. I got my 8-year-old granddaughter at the game, and she says, what's he doing? What am I supposed to say?
She loves wrestling.
You can just say it's a wrestling game.
Where is the line on you guys enjoyed the World Baseball Classic, you enjoyed the personality, you enjoyed the flair, you thought it was a lot more fun than the national pastime? Where is the line? The line is telling someone else.
else to suck it they didn't say abner did not say that all right look look behind my finger i'm giving you the middle finger right now yes what is that supposed to say to you you're not saying what is this saying to you yes that's that that is a you look at it now now i'll add a little slap into the elbow right yep and i'll do this right that's exactly what he did all right yes there's a lot going on there that's me telling you f you three different ways right and if someone
You know, when you're driving around your convertible, someone on the sidewalk doing this to you, you might get out of your car.
Right. I think we're on to something here. I think Tom Ting should be mandatory moving forward and deal with it. Deal with your emotions. Yes, when the pitcher strikes you out, he's going to give you a little suck it and you have to watch it.
Let me just go back a second because I remember Trista said that I was being precious about the way that Kevin Durant and Tyler Hero were actually saying these things to each other. And you guys were like, what? It's just trash talk. What's the big deal? It's just trash talk. Now, this is the line. I just want to be clear. When I put it in the center of baseball, that's where the line is.
We just talked about Draymond Green is threatening to kill people's dirty-ass kids. Maybe some microphone might have picked it up somewhere on the internet, but when Tyler Hero and Kevin Durant are going at one another, they're covering their mouth or they're putting their hands on their knees and they're saying that stuff. Like, okay, that's all right.
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Chapter 4: Why is Abner Uribe's gesture in a game considered controversial?
When you're calling a player a bitch and everything else in trash talk in basketball or in football, you guys are totally good with that, and I'm sitting there saying that's pretty disrespectful. If that happened in the street, a lot of people would fight, but it's okay in the NBA for players to talk to each other this way. I think the problem is showing someone up with vulgarity.
I think I'm fine with a World Baseball Classic, again, kind of like the XFL in the 90s. Ingrained in the fiber of that competition is you can go a little extra and bat flips and looking at your own dugout and showing the pitcher up a little bit, that's fine. But a crotch chop and a middle finger, that's a little too far. Fine to you. Stand up and do a crotch chop directly in Dan's face.
Yeah, yeah. And really mean it. Dan, look at it. You got it in you. Look at it. Get closer, Dan. I want you to wear this. Look at it, Dan. How much fun are you having right now? Look at you.
I need another angle of that.
How much fun you're having. Does that not make you feel some type of way? I was around. So was I. Well, that's a type of way. The ass isn't vulgar? Like, that's what it was between Tyler Hero and Kevin Durant. The ass is less vulgar than the crotch chop? I mean, but the kids can't hear it.
Right, they're saying it to each other. They don't know what's happening. They're saying it to each other. In this case, I am shocked that you don't think that's vulgar and should be penalized. And you ask who draws that line? Wait a minute. The team manager does? The commissioner of the league does?
Old people, yes, I know.
Okay, fine.
Old people in power make it. Yes, I know. They're the ones who make the rules.
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Chapter 5: What are the implications of sportsmanship in baseball?
Yes, I'm well aware of that.
And there should be no rules.
It is vulgar. I'm not saying it's not vulgar.
But it's okay with you.
I obviously have a more lenient line than most people on this. I want my entertainment. So if you want to find that disrespectful, Find it disrespectful and retaliate. I want that. I want fun and games, and I want it to all be entertainment and content, and you guys can make the lines for yourself. But when you guys talk about some of this stuff, the bat flip is disrespectful. It's not to me.
It shouldn't be, though. No, but wait a minute. Where's the line? You say it shouldn't be. If he takes a bat and starts cranking it, That's too much. No, but wait a minute. We all have different lines here because Zaslow's sitting here saying it shouldn't be. And for my entire life, the bat flip is disrespectful. You don't show up the opponent that way. That's not how I think.
I want that line moved. I want it to the extremes. I want people... I'm with you.
I'm moving the line, too. And I stopped short. It sucked my bleep. Yeah, the bat flip is mild disrespect. So is the slow home run trot. But that's mild disrespect. What we're speaking of is vulgar and obvious that it should not be allowed in sports. And, Levitard, you're playing both sides here. You're saying it's vulgar, but you're saying you're okay with it. Pick a side.
No, that's not both sides.
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Chapter 6: How do the hosts feel about celebrating in sports?
The manager should be going, hey, guys, outfielders, Never again. Where's Bruce Bochy's big-eyed head?
The manager is 33 years old. He's younger than those players. Here's the line. If my daughter turns to me and says, Papa, what is that? I don't want to be put in that position. Thank you. Don Levitard.
Quiet man. Yes. You know, I'm a married man. I don't cheat on my wife, despite that gratuitous line back in my day. Stugatz. I wish you were here, my wife. I really miss her. No, I don't. That's the thing about being married. You know, you're not allowed to say, I don't miss my wife. I've been gone two days. I haven't been gone long enough to miss my wife. I'm sorry. I call her.
I'm on the phone with her for 30 seconds.
You know, what am I? Hello.
All right. All right. We'll see you. All right, and then, you know, I'm going to see her in two days. How's jumping, Charlie?
Good. This is the Dan Levitar Show with the Stugats. Do you hear yourself? I think suck my bleep is a mighty fine line to have.
Uh-huh. Yes, it is. Except for Levitard. Not what was said. Again. Levitard defending that.
You okay with anything that isn't words, if it's just motion? Like, can he pull his pants down and do helicopter? That's okay?
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Chapter 7: What is the line between fun and disrespect in sports?
Oh, no. That was not me. No. I'm sorry. You know what, Trista? I hate to do this to you. I don't even think we don't have an intentional racism, so.
Minor penalty, two minutes. Accidental racism. First the doctor, now my sister.
That's where the line is. Right there, Trista. That's where my line is. That's where it is. It's unbelievable. Trista, a little too relaxed there. They have good chemistry. Alley-oop. After NBA playoff games, Juju and Trista are doing an exceptional job of covering the NBA playoffs. Your thoughts on what's going to happen here?
Because everyone seems to feel like the West is where the championship is being decided. And... San Antonio, obviously, is in a very shaky spot last night. And I don't think Wemba Nyama is going to get any criticism for a game where they needed him to be great. And he put up a playoff stinker that we have not seen from him. I haven't seen that game from him very much in the regular season.
In a huge spot, he shrunk.
I think it depends what happens tomorrow.
You know, like if he's also if he has the same performance tomorrow as he had last night, be long offseason for him. If he's really great tomorrow night, then it's all right.
You know, this is a 22 year old first time ever in the playoffs who had a bad game on the road.
Like I think tomorrow depends.
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