Hey, Bad or Badder!? (Feat. Geoff Schwartz)
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What is the main topic discussed in this episode?
We've got a lot to get to here.
What happened with the NFL Supplemental Draft?
Jeff Schwartz is jumping in to talk about Stafford and Pennix and Tua and all the rest of it. But, you know, people bellyache all the time, fellas, about the grocery cart guy, the guy who doesn't return it to its station. But I contend that even worse is the guy who spits his gum into the earth. In fact, let's start the show and then we can talk about it.
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Why is leaving a shopping cart in the parking lot controversial?
And we have a lot to get to, as I just said there. Very quickly, hello, Gina Fuentes, and hello, Buddy Badowski. Which is worse? The grocery cart non-participant? Or you only use it for what you need it for and then you just leave it right there? Or is it, before you respond, the gum in the urinal guy?
Which is worse: leaving a shopping cart or spitting gum in a urinal?
You understand? That when you spit your gum into the urinal that you are peeing in or just peed in, that means another grown-up has to go in there and clean out that gum with his hand, with a device. You put your hand in there, and now your gum, which is already enough to make me throw up, now is also stained by your pee. How say you?
It's not just your pee. It's everyone else's pee that came in after you.
It's European, right?
Yeah, exactly. That guy is definitely the worst. And in fact, we have friends that work at supermarkets that say they love going out to collect carts. They go outside. They don't have to listen to their boss for a little while. They put on their headphones. Sometimes they listen to a playlist while they're out there.
Vitamin C or D, whichever one you get in the sun.
I don't see a problem with the guy who spits out his gum in the urinal. What are you talking about? What's so bad about that?
Which NFL player would excel in soccer?
You just pee right over it. It gives you a little target.
I just told you why. Are you a human being?
Do you want to pick up somebody's gum that has been stained in pee? No, but I feel like they just kind of leave it there and it just kind of breaks down or does whatever it does. It doesn't break down. Gino, turn off Buddy's mic. I don't see a problem with this guy.
What etiquette rules are debated in this episode?
I like being able to have a little target down there. you know, something to aim at.
I like to do whatever I want to do whenever I want to, but also I'm aware that I am a participant in the game of life with other people who are out there playing it too. Listen, enough from you, buddy, for a second here. Very quickly, Gino, let's tend to our business as we do at the top of every episode. This is episode number 70. I like this number quite a bit as a uniform number. Which NFL or nay, which athlete wore it best in man's recorded history?
Okay, we're going to go recent memory here. Zach Martin, Dallas Cowboys guard, probably one of the most dominant guards in NFL history. Jim Marshall might get some play later on in the show. Stay tuned for that. He actually wore number 70 as well. But I mean, in terms of NFL players... Wrong way.
Not a Hall of Famer.
Not a Hall of Famer. There's some hockey influence here, right?
Yeah, we got the hockey number I found. I mean, 70 you would kind of expect to be a great hockey number. The most influential hockey guy I saw was Brayden Holtby, who won the Stanley Cup with the Washington Capitals in 2018. But I just saw Zach Martin. Has there ever been a guard that came out in the draft that was more coveted, that was more like, this guy will change your entire team?
Then Zach Martin, a guard. Quentin Nelson comes close. Okay, yeah, that was the Colts. That's the only other one.
Yeah, that was the other guy I was thinking of. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And Sam Huff, too. for Washington and for the Giants. It feels like an old number. Yeah. But I think it's high time to bring it back. 70 is a cool number. Vita Vea out there in 50 is lame. Why would you take like 61 when 70 is there waiting for you to grab off the rack, right?
I think it's what's close to this. And if you're at 70, why not drop it to 69?
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
What is the main topic discussed in this episode?
0:00–0:01
2
What happened with the NFL Supplemental Draft?
0:01–0:46
3
Why is leaving a shopping cart in the parking lot controversial?
0:46–1:08
4
Which is worse: leaving a shopping cart or spitting gum in a urinal?
1:08–2:03
5
Which NFL player would excel in soccer?
2:03–2:24
6
What etiquette rules are debated in this episode?
2:24–7:18
7
What are the implications of the Brendan Sorsby debate?
7:18–7:27
8
How do gambling rules affect the NFL's integrity?
7:27–54:52
Speakers
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