Hour 1: Billy's Top 5 Things He Won't Miss (feat. Adnan Virk)
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What fantasy football stresses are discussed at the beginning?
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How does the conversation shift to sports sponsorships and game day fits?
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Amin just asked me the question and I don't know the answer. Is there any man on television who it takes longer to get dressed in the morning than Cam Newton? Anybody in sports history of television? Because he's looking at the number of layers that Cam Newton is wearing right now. It's vest, it's bow tie, it's shirt, it's jacket. It's clearly not Adnan Virk. Adnan Virk would not qualify as the person. It takes the longest amount of time in the morning to get dressed. But I don't have a better nominee. Barry Melrose. Cam Newton. No. Barry wears a suit, slicks his hair back, he's good.
No, he's got like a vest. That's a layered suit that he's got on there.
That's nothing near Cam Newton.
He sticks his hand in any body of water, toilet, sink, whatever, just gets his hand wet and slicks it back. Real good.
Put it on the poll. Does Barry Melrose... No, don't. Stop. What?
He's sick, guys.
Sick.
Been over here like, eh, let's stop. No one's taking a cue.
You can't make... He's sick. He still slicks his hair back. My fault. I didn't know that. That has nothing to do with his disease. Adnan Virk is with us now, and he's got a hat on. The bill is a little ragged. He is celebrating the Toronto Blue Jays in a way that is clearly and obviously biased.
It's the worst bill I've ever seen on a hat.
It's a bad bill. It's beaten up. It's an old hat. $200? It looks a little too comfortable. He's the host of MLB Tonight and Amazon Prime Monday Night Hockey. You can listen and subscribe to his NHL Unscripted with Virk and Demers on iHeart. And his book, Cinephile, Interviews, Essays, and Tales from the Red Carpet is available now. That's his real passion. He pretends to care about sports. It's movies that he cares about the most. Max Scherzer last night had the best old guy performance of the evening. I don't know how he did that, Ednan. Thank you for joining us. He's been terrible for a while.
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Chapters
6 chapters
1
What fantasy football stresses are discussed at the beginning?
0:00–0:45
2
What are the details about the ultimate fantasy football punishment?
0:45–1:44
3
How does the conversation shift to sports sponsorships and game day fits?
1:44–8:29
4
What is Adnan Virk's connection to the Toronto Blue Jays?
8:29–10:45
5
What are the highlights of Max Scherzer's performance discussed?
10:45–44:46
6
What are the top five things Billy Gill won't miss?
44:46–47:59