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This is the Dan Levitar Show with the Stugatz Podcast.
As a man with a New York Knicks jersey tries and fails to replace back row Jess, there was a voice missed yesterday on the show deeply because this clown car This clown car needed somebody to make fun of this show pivoting to becoming Knicks fans. And thankfully, Jessica has made herself available.
If you heard any of this, I cannot imagine how much you were biting your own face wanting to yell at all of us in terrible disgust.
Yesterday was really embarrassing, Dan, for the show, for Mike, for you, for everyone. I was listening to, first of all, Mike has been sending me these like Knicks texts cheering on the Knicks for the last like four days now. So I don't know when this started, but I do not like it. I know you tried to explain it as like, oh, we're not Knicks fans. We're just rooting against Boston.
It's not like that's not really what it's all like to me. So with some help from some of our friends, I have a top five list for today's show of people who are allowed to celebrate a Knicks playoff run. And I'm hoping that you will realize that none of you are on this list and you will stop debasing yourselves.
Do you have any other commentary on yesterday that is missed before we get to that list? Because I imagine there's a lot left unsaid. I was looking, searching for your voice somewhere in our, you know, our fake fandom.
You were very mean to Chris, I would say. Another text I got. Yeah, well, Chris was like, you know, what do you want to talk about tomorrow? And I was like, the Knicks stuff, obviously. And then later in Invisible Inc. Also, Dan was really mean to you.
I lashed out. I'm sorry, Chris. You got condolence texts yesterday? You're still with us. I'm sorry. It's just return my calls, please.
I don't understand Invisible Inc. text messages. What is it for?
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