Hour 1: Dan Got Chased by a Bird
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What happened with Dan and the bird?
Roy, you know that moment when you're out watching puck and the server comes over and asks the table, what can I get you guys? And everyone freezes up. You know what you should do? What should I do, Mike? You've got to have some confidence. Or as Jagermeister calls it, shotfidence. I love it. If everyone's struggling, take control. Just order for the whole table.
Why is Jagermeister best served ice cold?
A round of ice cold Jagermeister shots. Damn, that's cold. Because apparently, we've all been drinking Jägermeister wrong. Well, how should we be drinking it? We should be drinking it ice cold. At zero degrees Fahrenheit. Roy, like Jägermeister, what else is infinitely better ice cold? The sport of hockey, Mike. It's in the name. It's ice hockey. Ice hockey. Yes, regular hockey, not as great. Not floor hockey. Ice hockey, real good. Damn right. Wherever you are, if you're hanging with friends or at the bar, call the shots. Cheers with ice cold shots of Jagermeister.
Damn, that's cold. And remember to check Jagermeister out at DraftKingsXJagermeister.com.
Drink responsibly. Jagermeister liqueur, 35% alcohol by volume. Imported by Mass Jagermeister U.S., White Plains, New York. Now's a good time to remember where tequila's story truly began. In 1795, Cuervo invented tequila. Cuervo. What are you doing here?
Cuervo. Anytime someone says Cuervo, I show up.
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This is the Dan Levitar Show with the Stugatz Podcast.
Now that I think about it, I think I have to concede that it stinks as a superhero catchphrase. I happen to have a few questions for you. But it works for a TV detective. Pablo Torre wandering the earth, I happen to have a few questions for you, is something I think now in sports journalism, people don't want to hear if Pablo Torre is sniffing around trying to find out.
If you're a superhero, you have the answers. You always have the answer. You don't have questions. You just have the answer.
Well, I think the implication here is that he has the answers. He's just asking him the questions. He's not asking questions of things he doesn't know. He's asking questions of things he does know. The best kind of questions. By the way, you're also missing the word at the end, specifically. Specifically. You specifically. What do you think he wants to ask Bill about?
We will find out together. I happen to have a few questions for you, though. Does sound like the world's lamest threat, does it not? I happen to have a few questions for you.
You get to the villain.
And Tony is right that there is an undercurrent on it of I have the answers already, but my happening to have a few questions for you is only because I know the answers. When Tony says those are the best kind of questions, I'd argue the best kind of questions are the ones you don't have the answers to so you could therefore learn. Tony is saying everyone wants to be New York Knicks fans. I already have the answers. I don't need any of your answers. I've got my alternative facts.
Dan, in a court of law, you never ask questions you don't know the answer to. You only ask the questions you know the answer to absolutely.
Yeah, like when you watch Law & Order and Sam Watterson's character, the DA, he asks a question and then the person gives the answer. He always looks surprised like, wait, but surely when you went into the house, you knew no one was going to be there. Well, actually, I knew someone. Oh. Well, in that case, that's how you do it. And by the way, you gotta understand the context of this, right? Bill calls Pablo a fake journalist, right? He basically questioned his bona fides as a journalist. So what Pablo's saying is like, oh, you think my bullets don't hurt you? Okay, his bullets are questions, by the way. I don't know if you know that. He's like, you think my, they don't, no, what if I point the gun at you, Mr. Simmons? That's what he did right there.
Put it on the poll, please. And questions come out of that gun? At Levitard Show, who's more of a journalist, Bill Simmons or Pablo Torre?
But Pablo's degree's in sociology, so he's not a journalist.
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Chapters
6 chapters
1
What happened with Dan and the bird?
0:00–0:19
2
Why is Jagermeister best served ice cold?
0:19–6:23
3
What are the challenges facing ice cream trucks today?
6:23–10:47
4
How has fatherhood affected video game time?
10:47–14:27
5
What is the connection between Giannis and the Toronto Raptors?
14:27–18:50
6
What was Stugatz's bold prediction about Hido Turkoglu?
18:50–42:44
Speakers
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