Hour 1: Elle Picks Her Favorite Child (feat. Elle Duncan)
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What is the significance of Smirnoff as the official vodka sponsor of the NFL?
All right, kicking things off with Smirnoff, the official vodka sponsor of the NFL and the number one vodka in the world. Chris Cody, you're here. Smirnoff! Wow, you're on the money with Smirnoff.
Smirnoff!
Chris, you know what goes great with Smirnoff? Smirnoff! Yes, but I'm really talking about the game day fit. The style's got to match the vibe. Smirnoff! All right, here's the deal. Game day is everything. And that's exactly why your fit has to match the occasion. Smirnoff! Starting this December, Smirnoff is giving fans 21 and over the chance to score limited edition Smirnoff commission merchandise from some of today's top creators, including Kayla Jones, Gavin Matthew, and Alaylee May. Smirnoff! Here's the kicker. One lucky fan will take home the grand prize, a trip to the biggest game of the offseason. Plus, one fan will win a Lely Mays one-of-one game day jacket. Wow. The merch will be dropped on select dates from December to January 21, and it's all courtesy of what brand?
Me.
That's right, Chris. Fans 21 and over can head to Smirnoff Socials to learn how to sign up. And don't forget to grab a bottle of Smirnoff vodka, number 21, at your local retailer. Smirnoff. Please drink responsibly. Smirnoff. Number 21 vodka distilled from grain, 40% alcohol by volume. The Smirnoff Company, New York, New York. Please do not share with anybody under legal drinking age. Smirnoff. No purchase necessary. Must be legal. U.S. resident, 21 or older. Sweepstake starts 12-15-2025 at 12 a.m. Eastern and ends 1-23-2026 at 11-59-59 p.m. Eastern. See official rules at program website. Coming off a losing fantasy week, that means you're one week closer to losing your league. That's stressful, which can lead to nighttime teeth grinding.
Dentek wants to prevent teeth grinding and has raised the fantasy stakes with a once-in-a-lifetime punishment. Keep an eye out for the ultimate fantasy football punishment reveal at the NFL Pro Bowl. or on Dentek.com slash ultimate punishment. If you're still feeling fantasy stress, try a Dentek nighttime dental guard to protect your teeth. Available at all major retailers. Mike, you know I have one rule to live by, right? Don't place parlays on multiple long shots. Don't say a game is won when it hasn't hit triple zero. Always drink your Jägermeister ice cold. That's the rule. Everything else is merely a suggestion. Everything else? Everything else. Wearing clean underwear every day? Well, that's just a personal decision.
Brushing your teeth? Obviously smart, but not a rule. Never pee-pee on an electric fence. Okay, maybe there are two rules, but the one that is 100% that I insist on completely, Jagermeister, must be drank ice cold. Or don't drink it at all. Damn, that's cold. Exactly. You're finally starting to get it. Drink responsibly. Jagermeister liqueur, 35% alcohol by volume, imported by Mass Jagermeister U.S., White Plains, New York.
This is the Dan Levitar Show with the Stugatz Podcast.
This just in, inter-Miami soccer coach Javier Mascherano is now reporting that Alexander Barkov may be back with the Panthers by late February.
Thank you, Greg. Always appreciate your hard work. Also appreciate, now that we've found it, your work at a minor league baseball game where you had so much trouble announcing the last name of a Hispanic baseball player, even though you've lived in South Florida all of your life.
I'm a human being. I mean, I'm not infallible.
Also fallible, Ryan Braun. Let's play a compilation of Ryan Braun angrily denying that he used steroids, even though he clearly and obviously used steroids.
I truly believe in my heart, and I would bet my life that this substance never entered my body at any point. If I had done this intentionally or unintentionally, I'd be the first one to step up and say, I did it.
How do Elle's thoughts on the Broncos reflect her sports fandom?
The system and the way that it was applied to me in this case was fatally flawed. I had a conversation with the Players Association. I expressed to them that I have not done anything that could have possibly led to this test result. I've already addressed everything related to the Miami situation.
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Chapters
5 chapters
1
What is the significance of Smirnoff as the official vodka sponsor of the NFL?
0:01–3:53
2
How do Elle's thoughts on the Broncos reflect her sports fandom?
3:53–7:54
3
What insights does Elle share about women's basketball and the Georgia Bulldogs?
7:54–29:11
4
What are the implications of Project B for women's basketball?
29:11–33:53
5
How does Elle view the current state of the WNBA?
33:53–47:02
Speakers
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