Hour 1: Hanging Your Hat (feat. Lucy Rohden)
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What are the consequences of a losing fantasy week?
Coming off a losing fantasy week, that means you're one week closer to losing your league.
That's stressful, which can lead to nighttime teeth grinding. Dentek wants to prevent teeth grinding and has raised the fantasy stakes with a once-in-a-lifetime punishment. Keep an eye out for the ultimate fantasy football punishment reveal at the NFL Pro Bowl. or on Dentek.com slash ultimate punishment. If you're still feeling fantasy stress, try a Dentek nighttime dental guard to protect your teeth. Available at all major retailers. All right, kicking things off with Smirnoff, the official vodka sponsor of the NFL and the number one vodka in the world. Chris Cody, you're here. Smirnoff!
What is the ultimate fantasy football punishment reveal?
Wow, you're on the money with Smirnoff. Smirnoff! Chris, you know what goes great with Smirnoff? Smirnoff! Yes, but I'm really talking about the game day fit. The style's got to match the vibe. Smirnoff! All right, here's the deal. Game day is everything. And that's exactly why your fit has to match the occasion. Smirnoff! Starting this December, Smirnoff is giving fans 21 and over the chance to score limited edition Smirnoff commission merchandise from some of today's top creators, including Kayla Jones, Gavin Matthew, and Alaylee May.
Smirnoff!
Here's the kicker. One lucky fan will take home the grand prize, a trip to the biggest game of the offseason. Plus, one fan will win Alaylee May's one-of-one game day jacket. Wow. The merch will be dropped on select dates from December to January 21, and it's all courtesy of what brand?
Smirnoff!
That's right, Chris. Fans 21 and over can head to Smirnoff Socials to learn how to sign up. And don't forget to grab a bottle of Smirnoff vodka, number 21, at your local retail. Smirnoff. Please drink responsibly. Smirnoff. Number 21 vodka distilled from grain, 40% alcohol by volume. The Smirnoff Company, New York, New York. Please do not share with anybody under legal drinking age. Smirnoff. No purchase necessary. Must be legal. U.S. resident, 21 or older. Sweepstake starts 12-15-2025 at 12 a.m. Eastern and ends 1-23-2026 at 11-59-59 p.m. Eastern. See official rules at program website. Mike, you know I have one rule to live by, right? Don't place parlays on multiple long shots. Don't say a game is won when it hasn't hit triple zero.
Always drink your Jägermeister ice cold. That's the rule. Everything else is merely a suggestion. Everything else? Everything else. Wearing clean underwear every day? Well, that's just a personal decision. Brushing your teeth? Obviously smart, but not a rule. Never pee-pee on an electric fence.
Okay, maybe there are two rules, but the one that is 100% that I insist on completely, Jagermeister, must be drank ice cold. Or don't drink it at all. Damn, that's cold.
Exactly. You're finally starting to get it. Drink responsibly. Jagermeister liqueur, 35% alcohol by volume, imported by Mass Jagermeister U.S., White Plains, New York.
This is the Dan Levitar Show with the Stugatz Podcast.
Hi, this is Rose. I thought we were going to dress because yesterday was Halloween, and I ended up being the only one dressing up. Yeah, so according to my calculations, this is very embarrassing.
Hi, Dan. Happy Halloween. This is a special off-roading spooky spectacular Halloween edition, because what is scarier than coming back to Columbus, Ohio, the spot where our dear Rose was pepper sprayed? Well, it turns out we actually did find something scarier, something spookier. It's that Rose is the only person dressed up and she looks certifiably insane because getting pepper sprayed is bad. Being the peak of social embarrassment might be worse. Great Scott! What do you think I'm dressed as?
Rick from Rick and Morty. Oh, Rick from Rick and Morty. It could be that, but no. Dr. Doofenshmirtz. No! What do you think I'm dressed as? Albert Einstein. I will take that. I will take Albert Einstein, but no. What do you think I'm dressed as? A little boo-boo. I don't know what that is. How would you rate my friend Rose's costume here? Einstein is 10 out of 10. At Einstein. MC or M equals MC square or E equals MC square.
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Chapters
7 chapters
1
What are the consequences of a losing fantasy week?
0:00–0:45
2
What is the ultimate fantasy football punishment reveal?
0:45–6:11
3
Is Rose the new host of Off-Rohding?
6:11–6:39
4
What Halloween costume did Rose wear and why is it significant?
6:39–11:16
5
How do the vibes differ between college football tailgates?
11:16–13:52
6
What does being a Buckeye mean in college football culture?
13:52–26:04
7
What controversies arise from the college football playoff rankings?
26:04–46:17