Chapter 1: What are the implications of a losing fantasy football week?
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Chapter 2: How does the dark energy of Starkville influence college football?
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Chapter 3: What are the chances of Michigan beating Ohio State this season?
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Chapter 4: What does Lucy think about the current state of Florida football?
Eastern. See official rules at program website.
Mike, you know I have one rule to live by, right? Don't place parlays on multiple long shots. Don't say a game is won when it hasn't hit triple zero. Always drink your JƤgermeister ice cold. That's the rule. Everything else is merely a suggestion. Everything else? Everything else. Wearing clean underwear every day? Well, that's just a personal decision. Brushing your teeth?
Obviously smart, but not a rule. Never pee-pee on an electric fence.
Chapter 5: How do recent coaching changes affect college football teams?
Okay, maybe there are two rules, but the one that is 100% that I insist on completely, Jagermeister, must be drank ice cold. Or don't drink it at all. Damn, that's cold.
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Hey Dan, it's me Lucy, and we are here on the beautiful University of Florida campus. And the thing about off-roading is we schedule these trips out months and months and months in advance. When things looked a little different for Florida, Thank you, sir. Tell us about this outfit you got on today.
Wow, painted the helmet himself.
You would have never been able to tell.
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Chapter 6: What makes the Egg Bowl a significant rivalry?
I can't believe you painted that. You have some talent. How do we make our friendship work on a day like this?
It's tough. It's really tough.
We're watching a friendship breakup live right now.
Depends who wins, honestly.
Well, that's going in your favor.
He's my ride home.
How would you describe this season of Florida football? Underwhelming.
Unfortunate. Depressing.
Would you guys die for the program?
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Chapter 7: What are the consequences of Lane Kiffin's coaching decisions?
That's a yes.
To be honest, I haven't really been tracking it.
OK, so then why is your face painted like this if you don't watch?
I mean, I can represent. OK. I mean, I don't have to watch them all the time, but I do like them. They're my team.
Represent the team that you don't watch. Is this your first Florida game?
It is.
What do you think so far?
I actually love the atmosphere so far. It's really nice.
The trees are awesome here.
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Chapter 8: What is the internet minute segment about?
I feel like the Lorax, the way I speak for these trees. Look at that tree. Look at this tree. Look at that tree. Good tree. Breaking news. This is a sable palm and is the official state tree of Florida.
really just doing tree content they can't all be winners you know were you a billy napier guy hell no not a single bit i love him as a person i think out of our last few head coaches i will say he had he had a soft spot for him rough that was a real long way to say no did you know they fired their head coach no i did not they did a couple weeks ago hey did you know that billy napier was the coach
No, ma'am.
I kind of love you. I'm here to represent. That's it. It's my team. You keep saying that, and you don't know anything that's going on. Okay, so if we had our ideal choice for head coach, who would you guys pick?
LeBron. He's him. He's him.
I agree with that. I agree with that 100%. Is that our top choice for the open job is Lane Kiffin? 100%.
100%.
Are you nervous he's going to go to LSU?
A little bit.
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