Hour 1: It's The Egg Bowl (feat. Lucy Rohden)
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How does the dark energy of Starkville influence college football?
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What are the chances of Michigan beating Ohio State this season?
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What does Lucy think about the current state of Florida football?
Eastern. See official rules at program website.
Mike, you know I have one rule to live by, right? Don't place parlays on multiple long shots. Don't say a game is won when it hasn't hit triple zero. Always drink your Jägermeister ice cold. That's the rule. Everything else is merely a suggestion. Everything else? Everything else. Wearing clean underwear every day? Well, that's just a personal decision. Brushing your teeth? Obviously smart, but not a rule. Never pee-pee on an electric fence.
How do recent coaching changes affect college football teams?
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This is the Dan Levitar Show with the Stugatz Podcast.
Hey Dan, it's me Lucy, and we are here on the beautiful University of Florida campus. And the thing about off-roading is we schedule these trips out months and months and months in advance. When things looked a little different for Florida, Thank you, sir. Tell us about this outfit you got on today.
Wow, painted the helmet himself.
You would have never been able to tell.
What makes the Egg Bowl a significant rivalry?
I can't believe you painted that. You have some talent. How do we make our friendship work on a day like this?
It's tough. It's really tough.
We're watching a friendship breakup live right now.
Depends who wins, honestly.
Well, that's going in your favor.
He's my ride home.
How would you describe this season of Florida football? Underwhelming.
Unfortunate. Depressing.
Would you guys die for the program?
I spend 40 grand a year to come here, so.
What are the consequences of Lane Kiffin's coaching decisions?
That's a yes.
To be honest, I haven't really been tracking it.
OK, so then why is your face painted like this if you don't watch?
I mean, I can represent. OK. I mean, I don't have to watch them all the time, but I do like them. They're my team.
Represent the team that you don't watch. Is this your first Florida game?
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
What are the implications of a losing fantasy football week?
0:00–0:45
2
How does the dark energy of Starkville influence college football?
0:45–1:26
3
What are the chances of Michigan beating Ohio State this season?
1:26–1:52
4
What does Lucy think about the current state of Florida football?
1:52–2:20
5
How do recent coaching changes affect college football teams?
2:20–3:18
6
What makes the Egg Bowl a significant rivalry?
3:18–3:46
7
What are the consequences of Lane Kiffin's coaching decisions?
3:46–4:12
8
What is the internet minute segment about?
4:12–47:25
Speakers
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