Chapter 1: What is the main topic discussed in this episode?
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All right, kicking things off with Smirnoff, the official vodka sponsor of the NFL and the number one vodka in the world. Chris Cody, you're here. Smirnoff!
Chapter 2: What fantasy football punishment does Dentek reveal?
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Mike, you know I have one rule to live by, right? Don't place parlays on multiple long shots. Don't say a game is won when it hasn't hit triple zero.
Always drink your JƤgermeister ice cold. That's the rule. Everything else is merely a suggestion. Everything else? Everything else. Wearing clean underwear every day? Well, that's just a personal decision. Brushing your teeth? Obviously smart, but not a rule.
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Chapter 3: How does Smirnoff engage fans during the NFL season?
Okay, maybe there are two rules, but the one that is 100% that I insist on completely, Jagermeister, must be drank ice cold. Or don't drink it at all. Damn, that's cold. Exactly. You're finally starting to get it.
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The Eagles are seven and two. They have wins over the Packers, the Chiefs, Tampa Bay, and that Rams team. They're four and one against teams with winning records. They're the number one seed in the NFC. I know people talk about their offensive issues. The number of three and outs they have, alarming for a team that has won 20 of 21 games.
It's weird to see a team with that much firepower be constipated on offense. But that Rams game showed you, if you want them to beat you that way, they'll do it too. Like, if you want them to go ahead and throw it down the field to A.J. Brown, they will on fourth and sixth, and Matthew Stafford will lose a game that if they played it again today, the Rams would be favored.
And that's crazy to say. Like, because of the problems that Philadelphia is having on offense makes them look like they did yesterday. But I want to ask you guys something that I was thinking about during that game, because The margins are so small.
Every week in the NFL you're looking, oh, the reason that the Patriots beat the Bucs is because Diggs got his toes in on fourth down in that small sliver of real estate and it changed the entire football game. Do you think you can imagine
how maddening to these disciplinarian coaches who want to control everything but can control so little pre-snap penalties are and i just i want to articulate this in a certain way for the audience because what these people do for a living is insane is in its precision they practice eight and nine hours a day so they have this much of an advantage knowing where a guy is going to be how the the they can get
one step on somebody because the route has to be 8.3 yards and we're going to practice it all week, eight hours a day. And if you don't keep doing it, we'll get a younger person in here who would like this paycheck. It's a military school of we will be precise. To my way of thinking, there should not be a false start on offense at home the entire season. from anyone on my team ever.
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Chapter 4: What is the significance of the Eagles' current performance?
Do you? What you're doing now will definitely stop it. That's literally the message I'm getting. Do you know about that land man?
Every time there's a punch anywhere in a high school game, college game, or professional game. Stop saying it. Last night it was a huge one. I mean, you never see Jalen Hurts. That never happens to Jalen Hurts.
Should have been illegal. I agree with Zaz. The punch. Do away with it. Boxing ring? Okay. That's right. Football field? Nope. That's right.
You're literally allowed to... See, a guy got thrown out of a game the other day, right? Because he punched another player. But if that guy was holding a football, it would have been totally okay. Make that make sense.
Tony has made me laugh today a couple of different times, but nowhere harder than when he comes in this morning. We have something interesting happening in South Florida. We are the envy of the world in this respect. Well, you say it's cold, but it was 53 was the low this morning.
So the rest of the world is going through a winter, and there is legitimate cold all over the United States that is going to... Be really deeply unpleasant for people. But yes, it's 53 in South Florida and all of us were rattled by this. But Tony came in and this doesn't happen to him very often. He's a confident individual. He came in feeling a bit judged as inferior as he as he drove in.
And I was surprised by it because it doesn't happen to him very often. What happened?
So on a beautiful day like this, you like to drive the car. You got the windows down a little bit. You're cruising, Greg. I know you like that. That nice little cool breeze going in. Thank you. Obviously, we come in in the morning early. I'm usually here about 8 o'clock. And today was especially easy because there's no traffic.
Salute to the truth, by the way. Thank you for your service. Thank you.
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Chapter 5: Why are pre-snap penalties a concern in the NFL?
I'm walking up and down my house. He's going, no, I mean, yeah, cardio and sweat. No.
Look, just to be clear on what is long houses. Dog? It's two hallways. It's two hallways.
Long hallways.
A kitchen, a living room, a family room. It is three bedrooms. A game room. It...
okay but that's that's the okay the family room in a pool room yes that don't it's a substantive house but when i think of length i'm gonna say three thousand four thousand square feet four thousand like that four thousand whatever it's a giant house i'm telling you guys roy i've seen your house it's very similar size to your house
Okay. My parents' house, they spend their money on vacationing.
My parents' house is not a lavish house. Greg's children's bedrooms are small children's bedrooms.
Right, I had small children.
You've got... I need your support.
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