Hour 1: Michelle's Horrible Advice (feat. Michelle Beadle)
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All right, kicking things off with Smirnoff, the official vodka sponsor of the NFL and the number one vodka in the world. Chris Cody, you're here. Smirnoff! Wow, you're on the money with Smirnoff.
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Me.
That's right, Chris. Fans 21 and over can head to Smirnoff Socials to learn how to sign up. And don't forget to grab a bottle of Smirnoff vodka, number 21, at your local retailer. Smirnoff. Please drink responsibly. Smirnoff. Number 21 vodka distilled from grain, 40% alcohol by volume. The Smirnoff Company, New York, New York. Please do not share with anybody under legal drinking age. Smirnoff. No purchase necessary. Must be legal. U.S. resident, 21 or older. Sweepstake starts 12-15-2025 at 12 a.m. Eastern and ends 1-23-2026 at 11-59-59 p.m. Eastern. See official rules at program website.
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Don't place parlays on multiple long shots. Don't say a game is won when it hasn't hit triple zero. Always drink your Jägermeister ice cold. That's the rule. Everything else is merely a suggestion. Everything else? Everything else. Wearing clean underwear every day? Well, that's just a personal decision. Brushing your teeth? Obviously smart, but not a rule. Never pee-pee on an electric fence. Okay, maybe there are two rules, but the one that is 100% that I insist on completely, Jagermeister, must be drank ice cold. Or don't drink it at all. Damn, that's cold. Exactly. You're finally starting to get it. Drink responsibly. Jagermeister liqueur, 35% alcohol by volume, imported by Mass Jagermeister U.S., White Plains, New York.
This is the Dan Levitar Show with the Stugatz Podcast.
Before we get to Michelle Beadle here, always happy to see Michelle when she graces us with her presence. Can you give us the Hampton Farms winner here this week on the Hampton Farms Nuttiest Fan of the Week, please, Chris?
Yes, Stan. Congrats to the Virginia fans. They are this week's Nuttiest Fan presented by Hampton Farms. Official snack nut of the tailgate. Keep an eye out for Lucy at Notre Dame this week if you think you are your team's nuttiest fan. And this was one of the craziest things I've ever seen. Usually when you storm a field, you have to jump down to something. This was just people taking off onto the field. Somebody had to get hurt in this.
It did look like World War Z. It did look like the fastest of the zombie apocalypse. I can't believe how fast they got out there. They are very lucky there was not a penalty flag on the play because it would have been hard to retrieve everyone. Michelle, it is nice to see you. I've got a number of different questions. Me too. Are you someone who laments and polices the storming of the field? Or are you someone who is pro-joy for everyone, even if it comes with calamitous injury?
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Chapters
5 chapters
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What is the main topic discussed in this episode?
0:01–9:26
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How does Michelle feel about storming the field in sports?
9:26–19:31
3
Who is the coolest person Michelle has met?
19:31–22:51
4
What are the expectations for the San Antonio Spurs this season?
22:51–31:27
5
How has Zion Williamson's weight loss impacted his game?
31:27–46:22
Speakers
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