The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 1: Nick Wright Takes a Shot (feat. Nick Wright)
13 Oct 2025
Chapter 1: What did Nick Wright say about making bets?
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Chapter 2: How does Nick Wright feel about the fantasy football punishment?
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Chapter 3: What are the implications of the bet between Dan and Nick?
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Chapter 4: What unusual event happened to the Colts during a game?
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Chapter 5: How does Tiger Woods' back pain affect his career?
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Chapter 6: What are the consequences of injuries in sports?
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Where are you guys on this? I don't want to contaminate the jury pool. What do you want to know from Nick Wright about what this bet actually is or isn't or where my confusion is on what the bet is?
Well, I think I want clarification on your confusion because you're under the impression that this was a bet for a white Corvette.
I woke up this morning with the empty feeling in my stomach that I had to get Nick Wright a white Corvette and that was going to be pricey.
However, we reviewed the tape and we didn't get confirmation of that bet made with Nick Wright. And Nick Wright, although we'll give him the floor now, he has conceded that this is now complicated. Yeah. Hi, guys. Nice ascot, Dan. You look resplendent as always. This is why...
it is frustrating to gamble for real money with people that are what I would call more of a casual, other people would say not problem gambler. It was very clear we were betting $5,000.
and then over the course of the weekend Levitard who also has a very odd text schedule which is like you text him in the middle of the day it might go unresponded but then he'll text you at 1 30 in the morning as if we're not both on the east coast is sending me pictures of white corvettes And while I thought the bit with Greg Cody was funny, I didn't understand it.
I then text Dan yesterday about, hey, just so we're on the clear here, how do you, if by some chance, even though I knew there was no chance, never a doubt, if by some chance the Chiefs lost, how do you want me to get you your money he texts back, I don't want a white Corvette. I'm like, yeah, okay, that's cool.
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Chapter 7: What makes Denny Hamlin a significant figure in NASCAR?
But I just wanna know your Zelle. And so I'm, and then this morning, he texts me, this is gonna look so stupid in front of your house. And a picture of a beat up old bad Corvette. Meanwhile, I have a weekly betting budget. I had incorporated $5,000 of it to this bet.
Of it? I told you he bets big.
No, I bet. I gamble for real, guys. I gamble. And here's the other piece of it. I am, as happenstance, by chance, in about nine hours... Playing in what will likely be the largest poker game of my entire life to which I will need bundles of money and This five thousand isn't gonna make or break that but it would be helpful and now I'm in this weird spot where
Where it's like, if Dan really thought we were betting a Corvette, does that make the bet meaning we weren't really betting anything? Because who's going to find ship and buy a Corvette? Like, am I now a bad guy because I texted Dan my wire number this morning? Because I'm going to want that money.
And if we want to parlay that down the road for the sake of the show to where this is just 5,000 in escrow and when it gets to a large enough figure to where it could pay for a white Corvette, I guess my comfortability with that is going to depend on how tonight's poker game goes, guys. Good to see you.
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Chapter 8: What insights can we gain from the discussion on pain versus wealth?
This Dan Levitard, off on the side, texting you, I don't want a white Corvette, trying to get himself away from that bet he made, only to moments later turn to a microphone and say, Nick Wright has to take this car. It is unbelievable, even for Dan. I mean, I don't. And here's the thing. I'm not opposed to a white Corvette. I'm not like Greg Cody, where I think it would. Let me.
Greg, that was unfair. I take that back. And I respect you. Take a cheap shot. I would be opposed to a white Corvette if it were my only means of transportation. But as like a sidecar, like because I already have what would, what is, you know, what is kind of a ridiculous car. It's awesome, but it's a ridiculous car. Because I got it for my wife, but it's our only car.
It is a baby powder blue G-Wagon. So like that car already draws some eyes. So if like I...
Well, see, this is the thing. You put me in such an unflattering light there without allowing for the fact that you're the one who suggested that the bet should be the Greg Cody actual Corvette that he didn't like from his wife with the pin number.
That is the funniest outcome. But also, Dan, that's because once you start sending me these pictures, and then I respond with, well, if this is where we're actually going with it, like here's an actual cool one. I even, if you checked my Google history, it would be old school white Corvette, South Florida. I don't want that.
But I did, what I did say was, if we're just gonna go full sake of the bit, Then we need to reach out to Greg's insurance company because if I know anything about Greg Cody, he's had the same insurance company since you walked into an office and they hand wrote the slip for you. They definitely have his history.
And we can track down that white Corvette and then make the current owner an offer that they can't refuse. If the funniest outcome is... that that car does become a part of this universe. But I need that five grand, bro. Like I would have bet an extra five on the Chiefs last night. This can't cost me money.
Like what can't happen here is the Chiefs annihilate the fraudulent Lions to the point to where Brian Branch, the biggest, toughest guy in safety in the league, is near tears in the locker room saying, and I quote, I got bullied, which I checked with the league office. Juju's going to have to sit out recess Thursday and Friday because of that. No bullying on this campus.
He's almost in tears talking about it. And somehow, I feel like I lost money.
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