Hour 1: The Dan Lemontard Show (feat. Lucy Rohden & Tony Calatayud)
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What fantasy football stresses are discussed in the episode?
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Here's the kicker. One lucky fan will take home the grand prize, a trip to the biggest game of the offseason. Plus, one fan will win Alaylee May's one-of-one game day jacket. Wow. The merch will be dropped on select dates from December to January 21, and it's all courtesy of what brand?
Smirnoff!
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Mike, you know I have one rule to live by, right? Don't place parlays on multiple long shots. Don't say a game is won when it hasn't hit triple zero. Always drink your Jägermeister ice cold. That's the rule. Everything else is merely a suggestion. Everything else? Everything else. Wearing clean underwear every day? Well, that's just a personal decision. Brushing your teeth? Obviously smart, but not a rule. Never pee-pee on an electric fence. Okay, maybe there are two rules, but the one that is 100% that I insist on completely, Jagermeister, must be drank ice cold. Or don't drink it at all. Damn, that's cold. Exactly. You're finally starting to get it. Drink responsibly. Jagermeister liqueur, 35% alcohol by volume, imported by Mass Jagermeister U.S., White Plains, New York.
This is the Dan Levitar Show with the Stugatz Podcast.
How many times have you shaved LSU into the side of your dog? For 24 seasons. Like how did you get the inspiration for this? It was during 9-11. Dan, we are here at the mecca of college football, Tiger Stadium in Baton Rouge, Louisiana.
It's unbelievable. Unfathomable. Nothing you will ever see in college football compares to LSU Tiger Day.
We came here to ask fans the tough, serious questions. Like, what's parking like on campus?
Yeah, the parking has been really bad this semester. The parking's been bad?
Yeah, no, they took away the engineering parking. What? Yeah, no, no, no. What are you wearing? What's the fit today?
LSU overalls.
Overalls.
Overall bros. back whenever my bro fit in them as well. It was LSU overall bros.
Like the sisterhood of the traveling pants.
I'm class of 25. I'm a dead vip with four million to court. But on my left leg, I got our hit list. We're currently undefeated, so lots of kills. And obviously, beat the hell out of TU. There's no other answer.
How's it been seeing Texas struggle this year? It's been a little funny, right?
Number one preseason to unranked in record time was satisfying.
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Chapters
5 chapters
1
What fantasy football stresses are discussed in the episode?
0:00–6:56
2
How does Lucy Rohden critique Brian Kelly's coaching at LSU?
6:56–10:37
3
What are the challenges faced by LSU fans this season?
10:37–11:36
4
How do the hosts feel about Texas football this year?
11:36–18:14
5
What are the implications of Brian Kelly's coaching decisions?
18:14–46:58