Chapter 1: What is the significance of the death of the penny?
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Chapter 2: How does fantasy football stress affect players?
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That's the rule. Everything else is merely a suggestion. Everything else? Everything else. Wearing clean underwear every day? Well, that's just a personal decision. Brushing your teeth? Obviously smart, but not a rule. Never pee-pee on an electric fence.
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Chapter 3: What happened with Jalen Ramsey and the spitting incident?
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This is the Dan Levitar Show with the Stugatz Podcast.
I just looked at the NFL schedule for next week. We get Rams-Bucks, but that's a great game. But we also get the Chiefs in the hunt right now, presently, trying to save their season against the Colts. Coming up, a bye. There's a bet to be made there, Dan. The line's only three and a half. That's tiny. I want to get in that building. I want to watch that game.
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Put it on the poll, please, a couple of things. Are you stunned that after next week, the Dolphins will have the same number of wins as the Chiefs? And does it hurt more if at the end you lose to a guy named Lutz? At Levitard Show. Also funny yesterday was on a tush push, Mark Andrews, the immortal, lumbering 35 yards in the open field. He can scoot? He can still scoot?
Dude, he can move.
I expect at this age, with the beating he's taken as the Ravens career leader in touchdowns, for body parts to fall off and WD-40 to be required because things are creaking. But no, no. Tush, push, fake, and he just lumbered 35 yards with the ball. I want to get to a couple of things here.
The Jalen Ramsey, Jamar Chase spitting incident, Draymond Green being Draymond Green, a gambler confronting Jimmy Butler. But before we get to any of those things, the Greg Cody Show featuring Greg Cody is now out and in it. He laments, and Chris told me he got sad in a way that made him emotional. He laments the death of the U.S. penny.
Yes. It proves he'll get emotional about anything. I don't know if Yeti did it on his own. I don't know how it came to be, but Yeti made a song about the death of the penny. If you watch our YouTube channel, you legitimately see my dad getting emotional.
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Chapter 4: How did Jimmy Butler respond to a gambler's confrontation?
It's not. It's the death of the penny. It is. I can still go to McDonald's and with 100 pennies spend a dollar. Fine. Do you have 100 pennies? No, because nobody collects pennies anymore.
All right. Put it on the poll at Levitard Show. Is the penny one of the foundations of Americana?
Look, the whole idea of, nobody carries chains anymore. You know, walking around, everybody used to have a load in their pants. You know, you'd reach in your right pocket, you'd reach in your right pocket, there'd be a handful of coins. And now nobody carries a coin anymore.
You know what you did.
And the penny is part of that.
Do you know what you did? What's that? A load in the pants.
Yeah. Thank you.
Yes, correct. Do you guys want to celebrate the penny in song?
Oh, I sure do.
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Chapter 5: What are the implications of disrespect in sports?
Aaron Rodgers is also locked in because he has eyes.
He's got to be 300 pounds, right? He's not listed at 300 pounds, but he's got to be 300 pounds. That guy in the open field was just wrecking people.
He reminds me a lot, and probably Aaron, of Jermichael Finley. Just a giant, put-together, cut-out-of-stone type of dude. They got him at 6'7", 264, but that's... You want to talk about a load, Greg?
That guy. Load in his pants? Tell you what. Damn right, jingle jangle, right?
So Jalen Ramsey, Jalen Ramsey, I don't think jingle jangle is the same kind of load in the pants.
It's just dawned upon me that he doesn't understand what a load means. We're talking about coins in a pocket.
Well, he said he was doing it on purpose, but he was lying. I don't think so.
Yeah, I think he was lying to me.
He was gaslighting you. When you did load in the pants, we thought you knew what you were saying, but you were just saying change in the pants. But that's not what a load in the pants is.
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Chapter 6: What can we learn from the Draymond Green incident?
And then we, of course, see afterwards that it was all triggered by a spit. A big loogie that he said he didn't spit. You clearly see like a massive spit flying through and hanging off his face. We have the back and forth here. First, here's Jalen saying he did spit. You know what?
I think most people understand that, though. I think most people say, you know what? I'm with Jalen Ramsey on that.
Which gets the point across better, the respectfully or the quite frankly?
Well, the quite frankly before bleep you has a bit of song in it. Respectfully looks like he's just trying to dilute what he said before it. I think the quite frankly builds up and then bleep you is the big punctuality.
Here's Jamar denying it, even though there's clear video evidence that he did spit.
what a liar massive hawker maybe he was just talking crap and like spit out not that amount of crap so enthusiastic about what he's saying okay but you guys are telling me and i have not seen video or photographic proof of this you guys are telling me that something was hanging from jalen ramsey's face mask if that's the case that's not spittle like That is from the throat.
If it's something that's hanging, that's like a fern that's hanging from the face mask.
Look how scary Mike looks right now.
Wow. That's too big of a disrespect. And I don't understand why it is that people continue to do this. And I wonder if the penalties need to be stiffer. Because if you don't want things to escalate, right? I think one of the things with punishments that is preventative is the consequences have to be... to avoid escalation. That's why he's gonna get suspended.
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Chapter 7: How do athletes handle public criticism and harassment?
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Don Levitard. He called me on my own podcast. He called me full of shit, claiming that I'm faking interest in the solar eclipse. Well, you do do this. You love to just get excited about everything. Okay, Junior. Stugatz. I had to school you and explain to you. He was going to take you to Augusta. When I was 17 years old, Alan Cherry and I used to haunt the Bueller Planetarium.
This is the Don Levitard Show with the Stugatz.
Clarification on the Jalen Carter situation. So he was suspended in the game that he was in, obviously kicked out. The NFL said, we're not going to suspend you for another following game after that. It was literally a whole game that he was kicked out for. Again, one of the first plays of the game, basically. No, it was before the first play. It was after the kickoff.
Yeah, it was on the field. Yeah, Dak Prescott had just come out. But I would say, honestly, I'm not kidding about this. I'm serious about what I'm about to say. The punishment should be worse if the expectoration is worse. If there's a loogie hanging from your face mask, like with Jalen Carter, there was some question about like, did he, didn't he? We got to go to the video.
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Chapter 8: What are the consequences of spitting in sports?
You've got to put a helmet on. Throw a hawker out there. Just like Dan last week, not a fan of having his hand in the dirt. Greg Cody, showing your ass right now.
Okay, but I'm respecting the ability to spit through a face mask. I don't condone spitting, but I'm respecting the ability to accurately spit. Sounds like you're not condemning it either, though. You ever spit on someone? I have not, nor would I. Me neither. Nor would I, but if I do spit on someone, does it justify him punching me in the face? I don't think so.
You get a disease from being spit on. You're thinking five years ago.
Have you seen the spit-offs that they have in the East? They got rid of that. Respectfully. I'll never forget. It's a big breakthrough five years ago. What they did to us.
So five years ago. I really don't... Us, just for the record, okay? I want you guys to now imagine Jalen Ramsey out for the rest of the season because of the disease that he got from the mouth of Jamar Chase. Yeah.
Yeah. Pandemic. You kidding me? You spit during the pandemic. They put a white suit on you. You couldn't even see through. Coughing just now is back. Jalen Ramsey out two weeks. Spitting disease. Right.
What is the disease you believe that people can get from spitting just out of curiosity? Probably AIDS.
Spitosis. All right. I mean, they should both be gone. You ask me.
Yeah, it's my mistake. I want to ask you guys this because I don't believe that there's any circumstance under which we're talking about the third string quarterback who's a fifth round pick on a terrible Browns team unless it's Shador Sanders. Like it's legitimately not in my lifetime a story that I'm ever going to see talked about a great deal on a Monday after the weekend's games
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