Hour 1: The Foundation of Americana
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What is the significance of the death of the penny?
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How does fantasy football stress affect players?
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Smirnoff!
Here's the kicker. One lucky fan will take home the grand prize, a trip to the biggest game of the offseason. Plus, one fan will win Alaylee May's one-of-one game day jacket. Wow. The merch will be dropped on select dates from December to January 21, and it's all courtesy of what brand?
Smirnoff!
That's right, Chris. Fans 21 and over can head to Smirnoff Socials to learn how to sign up. And don't forget to grab a bottle of Smirnoff vodka, number 21, at your local retail. Smirnoff. Please drink responsibly. Smirnoff. Number 21 vodka distilled from grain, 40% alcohol by volume. The Smirnoff Company, New York, New York. Please do not share with anybody under legal drinking age. Smirnoff. No purchase necessary. Must be legal. U.S. resident, 21 or older. Sweepstake starts 12-15-2025 at 12 a.m. Eastern and ends 1-23-2026 at 11-59-59 p.m. Eastern. See official rules at program website. Mike, you know I have one rule to live by, right? Don't place parlays on multiple long shots. Don't say a game is won when it hasn't hit triple zero.
Always drink your Jägermeister ice cold. That's the rule. Everything else is merely a suggestion. Everything else? Everything else. Wearing clean underwear every day? Well, that's just a personal decision. Brushing your teeth? Obviously smart, but not a rule. Never pee-pee on an electric fence.
What happened with Jalen Ramsey and the spitting incident?
Okay, maybe there are two rules, but the one that is 100% that I insist on completely, Jagermeister, must be drank ice cold. Or don't drink it at all. Damn, that's cold. Exactly. You're finally starting to get it. Drink responsibly. Jagermeister liqueur, 35% alcohol by volume, imported by Mass Jagermeister U.S., White Plains, New York.
This is the Dan Levitar Show with the Stugatz Podcast.
I just looked at the NFL schedule for next week. We get Rams-Bucks, but that's a great game. But we also get the Chiefs in the hunt right now, presently, trying to save their season against the Colts. Coming up, a bye. There's a bet to be made there, Dan. The line's only three and a half. That's tiny. I want to get in that building. I want to watch that game. If you also want to get in that building or any NFL building, why don't you download the GameTime app and take the guesswork out of buying NFL tickets. Download the GameTime app, create an account, and use code DAN for $20 off your first purchase. Terms apply. Swipe. Tap. Ticket. Go.
Put it on the poll, please, a couple of things. Are you stunned that after next week, the Dolphins will have the same number of wins as the Chiefs? And does it hurt more if at the end you lose to a guy named Lutz? At Levitard Show. Also funny yesterday was on a tush push, Mark Andrews, the immortal, lumbering 35 yards in the open field. He can scoot? He can still scoot?
Dude, he can move.
I expect at this age, with the beating he's taken as the Ravens career leader in touchdowns, for body parts to fall off and WD-40 to be required because things are creaking.
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
What is the significance of the death of the penny?
0:00–0:45
2
How does fantasy football stress affect players?
0:45–2:20
3
What happened with Jalen Ramsey and the spitting incident?
2:20–5:35
4
How did Jimmy Butler respond to a gambler's confrontation?
5:35–8:13
5
What are the implications of disrespect in sports?
8:13–10:31
6
What can we learn from the Draymond Green incident?
10:31–15:48
7
How do athletes handle public criticism and harassment?
15:48–19:24
8
What are the consequences of spitting in sports?
19:24–46:34
Speakers
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