Hour 1: Twenty To Eleven
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What are the consequences of losing a fantasy football week?
Coming off a losing fantasy week, that means you're one week closer to losing your league. That's stressful, which can lead to nighttime teeth grinding. Dentek wants to prevent teeth grinding and has raised the fantasy stakes with a once-in-a-lifetime punishment. Keep an eye out for the ultimate fantasy football punishment reveal at the NFL Pro Bowl. or on Dentek.com slash ultimate punishment.
How can nighttime teeth grinding be prevented?
If you're still feeling fantasy stress, try a Dentek nighttime dental guard to protect your teeth. Available at all major retailers. All right, kicking things off with Smirnoff, the official vodka sponsor of the NFL and the number one vodka in the world. Chris Cody, you're here. Smirnoff!
What is the ultimate fantasy football punishment reveal?
Wow, you're on the money with Smirnoff. Smirnoff! Chris, you know what goes great with Smirnoff? Smirnoff! Yes, but I'm really talking about the game day fit. The style's got to match the vibe. Smirnoff! All right, here's the deal. Game day is everything. And that's exactly why your fit has to match the occasion. Smirnoff! Starting this December, Smirnoff is giving fans 21 and over the chance to score limited edition Smirnoff commission merchandise from some of today's top creators, including Kayla Jones, Gavin Matthew, and Alaylee May.
Smirnoff!
Here's the kicker. One lucky fan will take home the grand prize, a trip to the biggest game of the offseason. Plus, one fan will win Alaylee May's one-of-one game day jacket. Wow. The merch will be dropped on select dates from December to January 21, and it's all courtesy of what brand?
Smirnoff!
That's right, Chris. Fans 21 and over can head to Smirnoff Socials to learn how to sign up. And don't forget to grab a bottle of Smirnoff vodka, number 21, at your local retail. Smirnoff. Please drink responsibly. Smirnoff. Number 21 vodka distilled from grain, 40% alcohol by volume. The Smirnoff Company, New York, New York. Please do not share with anybody under legal drinking age. Smirnoff. No purchase necessary. Must be legal. U.S. resident, 21 or older. Sweepstake starts 12-15-2025 at 12 a.m. Eastern and ends 1-23-2026 at 11-59-59 p.m. Eastern. See official rules at program website. Mike, you know I have one rule to live by, right? Don't place parlays on multiple long shots. Don't say a game is won when it hasn't hit triple zero.
Always drink your Jägermeister ice cold. That's the rule. Everything else is merely a suggestion. Everything else? Everything else. Wearing clean underwear every day? Well, that's just a personal decision. Brushing your teeth? Obviously smart, but not a rule. Never pee-pee on an electric fence. Okay, maybe there are two rules, but the one that is 100% that I insist on completely, Jagermeister, must be drank ice cold. Or don't drink it at all. Damn, that's cold. Exactly. You're finally starting to get it. Drink responsibly. Jagermeister liqueur, 35% alcohol by volume, imported by Mass Jagermeister U.S., White Plains, New York.
This is the Dan Levitar Show with the Stugatz Podcast.
Welcome to another episode of Insights to Mediocrity. I'm Jeremy Taché here with our expert, our superstar, Tony Colladiute. Good to be here, Jeremy. What do you think about the salaries of today's NBA? Given the salary cap, the collective bargaining agreement, how do you feel about the way that salaries have exploded for the max player in the NBA? I love it. go get your money right like when when we were growing up it felt like guys were making all these millions of dollars but didn't really feel like oh wow it's it's this level but now you see the SGA's of the world you see the Jason Tatum's the Jaylen Brown's of the world where they're making 280 and some change 300 million dollars and okay perfect selfishly it's like hey could I have hung around somewhere and made a couple of scratch here and there like I felt like I should have and could have and possibly would have
If we weren't for a couple injuries and a couple of politics. I think it was the politics more than anything than the injuries. Of course. Because I was also in this weird transition of time between I was a little too small and slow to be a big, and then I wasn't fast enough to be a guard.
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Chapters
6 chapters
1
What are the consequences of losing a fantasy football week?
0:00–0:27
2
How can nighttime teeth grinding be prevented?
0:27–0:45
3
What is the ultimate fantasy football punishment reveal?
0:45–10:03
4
What are the implications of NBA salary growth on players?
10:03–12:19
5
How does Tony view the respect between opponents in sports?
12:19–15:24
6
What makes the Pittsburgh Steelers a stable franchise?
15:24–47:30
Speakers
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