Chapter 1: What are the consequences of losing a fantasy football week?
Coming off a losing fantasy week, that means you're one week closer to losing your league. That's stressful, which can lead to nighttime teeth grinding. Dentek wants to prevent teeth grinding and has raised the fantasy stakes with a once-in-a-lifetime punishment. Keep an eye out for the ultimate fantasy football punishment reveal at the NFL Pro Bowl. or on Dentek.com slash ultimate punishment.
Chapter 2: How can nighttime teeth grinding be prevented?
If you're still feeling fantasy stress, try a Dentek nighttime dental guard to protect your teeth. Available at all major retailers. All right, kicking things off with Smirnoff, the official vodka sponsor of the NFL and the number one vodka in the world. Chris Cody, you're here. Smirnoff!
Chapter 3: What is the ultimate fantasy football punishment reveal?
Wow, you're on the money with Smirnoff. Smirnoff! Chris, you know what goes great with Smirnoff? Smirnoff! Yes, but I'm really talking about the game day fit. The style's got to match the vibe. Smirnoff! All right, here's the deal. Game day is everything. And that's exactly why your fit has to match the occasion. Smirnoff!
Starting this December, Smirnoff is giving fans 21 and over the chance to score limited edition Smirnoff commission merchandise from some of today's top creators, including Kayla Jones, Gavin Matthew, and Alaylee May.
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Here's the kicker. One lucky fan will take home the grand prize, a trip to the biggest game of the offseason. Plus, one fan will win Alaylee May's one-of-one game day jacket. Wow. The merch will be dropped on select dates from December to January 21, and it's all courtesy of what brand?
Smirnoff!
That's right, Chris. Fans 21 and over can head to Smirnoff Socials to learn how to sign up. And don't forget to grab a bottle of Smirnoff vodka, number 21, at your local retail. Smirnoff. Please drink responsibly. Smirnoff. Number 21 vodka distilled from grain, 40% alcohol by volume. The Smirnoff Company, New York, New York. Please do not share with anybody under legal drinking age. Smirnoff.
No purchase necessary. Must be legal. U.S. resident, 21 or older. Sweepstake starts 12-15-2025 at 12 a.m. Eastern and ends 1-23-2026 at 11-59-59 p.m. Eastern. See official rules at program website. Mike, you know I have one rule to live by, right? Don't place parlays on multiple long shots. Don't say a game is won when it hasn't hit triple zero. Always drink your JƤgermeister ice cold.
That's the rule. Everything else is merely a suggestion. Everything else? Everything else. Wearing clean underwear every day? Well, that's just a personal decision. Brushing your teeth? Obviously smart, but not a rule. Never pee-pee on an electric fence. Okay, maybe there are two rules, but the one that is 100% that I insist on completely, Jagermeister, must be drank ice cold.
Or don't drink it at all. Damn, that's cold. Exactly. You're finally starting to get it. Drink responsibly. Jagermeister liqueur, 35% alcohol by volume, imported by Mass Jagermeister U.S., White Plains, New York.
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Chapter 4: What are the implications of NBA salary growth on players?
Look it up. It was understood. I believe you. It was understood. John Harbaugh and the Ravens were going to part ways, and then Lamar Jackson caught lightning in a bottle, and they decided, hey, you know what? We'll run it back.
I believe that Mike Ryan was just fully ignoring you, that you said in the pros and nobody understood what you meant. And then you doubled down with if he doesn't go to college, which I don't think anybody's talking about.
John Harbaugh takes a job in the pros.
And Mike just ignored you. He ignored you the way you would.
There's a lot of Michigan people suggesting, hey, hire John Harbaugh.
The point is, if John Harbaugh leaves Baltimore, there's a million otherānot a million. It'll be for the NFL. Yes. There's plenty of other jobs for him. Same as Tomlin. Same as Tomlin. Right. Those guys, they're great. If they decide to take jobs in the NFL, could get them. But I will say this about Tomlin. Let's not overestimate him. In almost 20 years in Pittsburgh, he's won one Super Bowl.
You've got to win more than one if you're going to rise to that level of elite all-time coach.
He's never had a losing season in Pittsburgh.
Yeah. I get that. Coward only got one, right? Yeah.
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Chapter 5: How does Tony view the respect between opponents in sports?
Oh, 22-11. I thought you were saying, I didn't think you were saying 10-11 p.m. I didn't realize that military time could come. I thought you were saying that it was 20 minutes to 11. You were saying, Mike.
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Download the Game Time app today. So you don't know.
22-11 is 10-11 p.m. Okay. Are you going to keep doing that, though, military time? I want to know if the audience is with me on having heard it. Everyone here had heard having my back, having my six. That's an expression all of you had heard before I was alone.
No, I hadn't heard it.
Where is the Heisman Trophy now? Where does the ceremony, where does it take place now? Lincoln Plaza or something like that.
It's a very impressive looking soundstage with that huge Heisman trophy there. It looks great on television. It's not Radio City? I know you guys haven't watched it in 20 years, but it looks really impressive lately. It's the holiday season and the 50th anniversary of Miller Lite. The holiday is all about spending time with friends and family. Why don't you sit back and toast a few Miller Lites?
Make your holiday time tis Miller time. And with the 50th anniversary of Miller Lite, you get to remember and reflect on all the good times that you had with your trusty buddy by your side, Miller Lite. Brewed for flavor with simple ingredients like malted barley, rich, balanced toffee notes, and that iconic golden color.
And at 96 calories and 3.2 carbs per 12 ounces, it lets you enjoy the season without weighing you down. The original light beer since 1975 and still hitting different 50 years later. The best holiday beers are the ones you don't expect. Miller Lite. Great taste. 96 calories.
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Chapter 6: What makes the Pittsburgh Steelers a stable franchise?
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Don Libetard. What do I got here? I got a Magnum condom. Um, we won't get that out. Stugatz. Here's a picture of Christopher when he was like three years old.
Right next to the condom?
Yeah.
That's a subtle reminder. Never forget. This is the Don Labatar Show with the Stugatz.
Chris, can you get me the sound, please, from the Anthony Joshua Jake Paul press conference? Has Jake Paul been more respectful this time than he usually is in the talking and the sales on the way to the fight? Because this is by leaps and bounds. I mean, there is a gulf of difference between everyone he's been fighting.
and the fight that he is now entering because anthony joshua is a legitimate heavyweight he's at something close to his prime and they are talking up the fight to sell it because it's across the street this weekend correct it's this weekend across the street here and i'm surprised that this has gotten to the date where it is they are indeed going to do this fight it doesn't appear like there's going to be a cancellation i'm really stunned
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