Chapter 1: What are the implications of James Franklin's hiring at Virginia Tech?
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Chapter 2: How is Lane Kiffin's future at Ole Miss being evaluated?
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Chapter 3: What role does Carolina Mike play in the Panthers' success this season?
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Chapter 4: What are the latest updates on LeBron James' injury and the Lakers' performance?
Eastern. See official rules at program website. Mike, you know I have one rule to live by, right? Don't place parlays on multiple long shots. Don't say a game is won when it hasn't hit triple zero. Always drink your JƤgermeister ice cold. That's the rule. Everything else is merely a suggestion. Everything else? Everything else. Wearing clean underwear every day?
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Chapter 5: How has the perception of Texas A&M changed after their recent game?
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Hey Dan, it's me Lucy and we're here at Texas, Georgia in beautiful Athens from the best college towns in the nation and everybody keeps barking at me.
Are you the type to bark at somebody?
If needed, yes.
I'll give people a subtle just woof. Like, I'll be kind.
I would say not often enough. Oh, I certainly do.
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Chapter 6: What are the main storylines heading into the college football playoff rankings?
I did three, four times on the way over here.
You have to. You know, today you got to know what Athens is about. I have the overalls on. I take off one of the straps, and I'm like, I'm like, take this from me. And then I get down on all fours. Is that reenacted? Yeah. Okay. And I'm like, I'm like, I'm like puzzling at a fan. I'm like, and I'm like, I'm, it's like a leash. You know what I mean? So.
I feel like if a Texas fan came up to me, I'd probably bark. You know, if they were, if they were starting the aggression a little bit, I'd be like, ah.
Chapter 7: How do the hosts feel about the Cleveland Browns' current situation?
Do you think Texas fans should moo?
If Texas moos at people, they're just getting a lot more barks right back.
I was about to say, yeah, this is not going to be good if they start mooing at people.
I think it would be hilarious.
I like that. I think they should.
It wouldn't be that intimidating, but it would be entertaining for sure. I was thinking, I was like, what sound do longhorns make? And obviously, the real answer obviously is mooing. Would it be like a deep moo?
Oh, definitely a deep moo. It's like guttural. Like, I can't make this. Wait, roast? Moo!
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Chapter 8: What unexpected events occurred during the episode?
Are y'all scared of Arch Manning? Do we not care about him? What's the approach there?
I love my Arch. You know, I love the University of Georgia. We have the Arch. I don't even know who Arch Manning is, honestly.
I said, honestly, not concerned at all whatsoever. I mean, he has, sure, some good throws every now and then, but nothing to be concerned about. He's no gunner.
No gunner. I mean, gunners...
Chef's kiss?
Rumor has it, I mean, I think he was named after the Arch for the University of Georgia. I think Arch Manning is actually rated pretty well. I think it's his auxiliary players, his running backs, wide receivers that don't bring as much of a punch as Georgia has this year. Kind of like that perfectly rated, overrated, good football player.
When it comes to pressure, kind of falls back a little bit.
Netball baby?
Yeah. I think he is coming around. He was overrated, overhyped, I should say, at the first of the season, but he's coming around. I think next year he will be a top-tier quarterback.
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