The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: I Did Not Hear Beeps! (feat. Amin Elhassan & Lucy Rohden)
10 Nov 2025
Chapter 1: What are Amin's Weekend Observations?
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Chapter 2: What insights does Lucy share about Boone, North Carolina?
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Chapter 3: Why is airplane mode considered a hoax?
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Lucy Rodin will be with us here. She went somewhere strange this weekend. What was that game that she was covering? I just saw some footage from Georgia, from the Georgia Southern football game. Appalachian State. Okay.
North Carolina, what a beautiful place.
All right. We will talk to Lucy about that. But Amin joins us now for weekend observations and some other things. Did you have any commentary on some of the things that we covered earlier in the show? Zaslow judges people who sleep on airport floors. Mike Ryan doesn't like being judged that way.
Zaslow is also someone who is against airplane mode on a airplane on his cell phone and will spill a drink on you if you tell him that he shouldn't mess with the... It got all over her lap. the pilots, you know, technology. What are your thoughts there, Amin?
Well, first of all, airplane mode is an absolute hoax. They did it because they don't want people to be on their phones talking and having conversations the whole time. It does nothing. I learned this in 2008, I want to say, 2009, Dan. I was on the charter flight with the Suns, and I forgot to put my phone in airplane mode, and lo and behold, It didn't crash.
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Chapter 4: What are the thoughts on fantasy football stress and solutions?
And so I told my brother, who's an electrical engineer, and he's like, yeah, the number of phones it would take to not be on airplane mode, to interfere with the plane's operation, you would need like 500,000 phones. They don't do enough individually or even collectively with 300 people on board to really severely interrupt airplane operations.
Jeremy is sour. He's making an assortment of sour faces at you.
These are just a bunch of people who don't like to take one for the team. Look, I'm not saying that my one cell phone is going to bring down this plane. But if everybody has that attitude, I mean, look at what happened in 2020.
I just told you, if everyone had the attitude on a plane, it's still not enough phones to enter.
Take that from someone who didn't finish at Georgia Tech because he couldn't do the Widowmaker test, couldn't pass the Widowmaker test. I got a D in that. D is for done at Georgia Tech. It's true. You don't have the engineering expertise required here to tell us whether airplane mode is a hoax or not. I don't.
But if you were listening, Steve Martin, you would hear that I told you that my brother, who has a Ph.D. in electrical engineering, was the one who reassured me of this.
What are your opinions on airplane sleeping on the airport floor? Disgusting.
Disgusting. Nobody. Can I just get on the front? No, we're not sitting here saying, oh, we love to do it. I love nothing more. It's when you're stuck there for five hours. I'm not going to sit in these uncomfortable chairs for five hours.
Definitely not going to lie down on the disgusting floor. Exactly. The only place to lay down was the bathroom right under the urinals. Would you be like, what am I going to do? I'm just going to sit in these uncomfortable chairs?
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Chapter 5: How does the group feel about college football rivalries?
But that's not the only option. You're just being silly. That's a silly comparison. It's close. No, it's not a silly comparison. It's right next to it. pee everywhere, step all over that. Do you think they wiped their shoes on the way out? No, they're tracking all that shit all across the entire airport. Millions of people all across the country flying from everywhere, stepping in God knows what.
Yeah, but I'm tired. Hell, Ethan the other day stepped in dog shit and walked all over our office. You think I'm going to take a nap on the office floor? Do you know about that, Dan? I don't want to know about that. Oh, now Mr. Dog Lover doesn't want to know about that.
No, it's not that I'm a dog lover. It's that I'm an Ethan hater. Oh. Yeah. Time now for Amin's weekend observations.
It is time for Amin to share his game notes. No one in the media will tell you what happened better than my voice.
Amin. Weekend observations is presented by Miller Lite. Turn on the original sound so I can hear the beeps. It is. Dan, we just didn't have a beep. Got it. Now it's on. Don't say it is. It is now. I hear it now.
It was on the whole time, David. We're not going to do this. It was on the entire time. Stop being such a man.
This is not good. I did not hear beeps, and I did not hear music. Then after I said turn it on, then I heard the music.
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Chapter 6: What are the highlights of the recent college football games?
You're not going to tell me it was on the whole time. We all heard the beep. We all heard everything. You heard it. I'm on Zoom. Roy did not click a single button. Dan, it's been a long ass time. Over 1,100 days to be exact. They dominated the past three years of regular season matchups. With one caveat, because just like that, make no mistake, the Bills losing to the Dolphins in the 1 p.m.
window is back. Last time, they blamed the sun. This time it's the rain, weather. I told you, Greg Cody, be strong. Leave it to the Jets to up a tank job. Leave it to the Browns to loosen the team with 169 yards of total offense. Giannis, asking if he has college eligibility. Got me thinking of two things. One, what would Giannis do in an NCAA game? Just think about it for a second there.
Imagine Giannis playing against teenagers. Number two, wouldn't it be hilarious if he was okayed by the NCAA only to be deemed academically ineligible? Jackson Dart entered concussion protocol Sunday versus the Bears. After I told the Giants last week to protect them at all costs. For Christ's sake, guys, we finally got something right. Don't turn them into a... Diana Rossini. What'd she say?
Everyone owes you an apology. Davis Mills. Clutch. Let a 26-0 Texans score in the fourth quarter.
She said that if anyone called the Texans, it would be no way and they would hang up the phone. I don't believe that that is something that the Texans should do.
You guys laughed. And then what did he do yesterday?
Clutch. That was the Jags being not clutch.
That wasn't Davis Mills being clutch. A-chan made the Bills his... Wow. Mike, you asked if AI can be harassed. I think the distinguished gentleman from Mauritania on Pluribus would say you cannot. It's a good show.
Oh, my God, that show.
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Chapter 7: What social experiment is trending on TikTok this week?
It was snow. It was snow games this weekend. Snow games. That's what that was.
Okay. So it's doing that now, huh? It was early for that, right? Early November. It's a little early for snow games, isn't it?
And college basketball.
I live in Phoenix and I work in Miami.
I wouldn't know. Dan wanting to talk about the World Series. Congrats, Chris. Great get for the slow report. Look, man, it was 10 days ago. What are you talking about? Two things that people weren't talking about, though. Zoe Saldana. Dancing in a T-Mobile ad while chanting, I got rhythm, I got rhythm. The number can't be that high, guys. It just can't. Jackson Smith and Jigba.
Too early to call in the best wideout in football? I mean, every time I look up, they're in the first quarter. He's got four catches for 82 yards. Jacksonville. Not a single player or coach was on their game. I guess you could say they were a team of jag-offs. Jag-offs, Dan. Jags, and they were off. Does Dan think Alejandro Kirk is Canadian? You keep saying he let his country down.
Or are you talking about Mexico? Because someone who lives somewhere with a large Mexican representation. I can assure you, he didn't let Mexico down. They like the Dodgers, Dan. A lot. Fernando Valenzuela, look him up. How many edibles are appropriate for a weekend trip? Tommy Tuberville thinks New York City will be completely Muslim in three to four years. No punchline necessary.
People voted for that guy. The unsung hero of the Bill's Fins game. Paul. Is that his first name or his last name? I don't know. I do know that Dan was probably going to jump in and explain to me how I ruined the joke by asking. Dan, I get the joke. That's why I said it.
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Chapter 8: How does the episode wrap up with reflections on the discussed topics?
That's what you did last week. It still haunts me that you thought I didn't get the joke. Here come the Ravens.
if you bring a ton of edibles on a trip make sure they're in a secure place or else a dog might get into them oh no no that's a very dangerous situation no although simultaneously makes for a lot of hilarious photos of a dog high off its ass i don't condone leaving edibles out for a dog to eat but we can agree the ensuing photos are in fact hilarious a lot of hitler references in that berlin game
Supercharge that. But yeah, they definitely hit the over on references to that particular despot. All because they played a game in that capital city. On to something completely different. Donald Trump was at Lions Commanders. Did Trump think the Fox national broadcast was the Commanders broadcast?
He kept saying things like, now your ratings have gone up because you have hope because they have a quarterback. And you have a wonderful owner in Josh and his group. Funniest part of the weekend, when Trump was leaving the booth, he tried to dap up Jonathan Vilma. Did you guys see that? Did not. But he tried to. He gave him like the half.
Shug, you know, hit him in the back, but then he shook his hand for some reason.
I've told you the story of one of the most awkward moments like that I've ever seen involves Greg Cody, Bourbon Street, Ray Lewis ending up in a mink coat on Bourbon Street trying to do that with Greg Cody. Greg Cody got totally turned around and ended up with his back to Ray Lewis while trying to do a handshake. He got turned around.
He ended up inside of his mink in a way that was totally awkward with his back to Ray Lewis.
How many Steeler fans were at that Chargers game? It was so loud. They travel well. Or was that just Dave Damoshek yammering away enough for 70,000 people? Yammer-shek. Charlie the Ruiner. I'm disappointed we didn't get Cody saying, babe. Anyone else? No? That's me. Got it. Mike McDaniel said in post-game comments, quote, I'm happy that everyone gets to see the side that I see.
I see guys win, lose, or draw, focus, and lean in, and buy in. Tua backed him up. Staying karma, karma, karma, karma, karma, chameleon. We beat a great team today and I'm proud of the guys in the locker room. Lou Diamond Phillips. Don't judge me, you hypocrites. You guys all say, oh, Tua lost it. Oh, Tua doesn't have it anymore. Why do you think that is? The CTE.
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