Hour 2: Jason Benetti's Absurd Observations & Limited Fakes
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What is the story behind the corn dog eating contest?
What's going on with our corn dog eating contest? Weren't we supposed to do that today? Where are you, Greg Cody, on this corn dog eating contest? I saw that there were corn dogs out there. Is that a piece of confetti that has fallen from the peacock announcement that we made? Right here, a piece of confetti. How many months ago was that? They're still falling from the roof here. Still worth celebrating. Confetti here from our peacock partnership. A partnership that will include a corn dog eating contest. How did we get to a corn dog eating contest? I don't even remember.
I think Billy watched one.
He watched one? Oh, he went to one.
That's how Domino got invited to your Domino tournament. That's binding, by the way.
Speaking of which, that Domino tournament, if you don't play Dominoes, there are going to be 100, 120 people playing Dominoes, but there will be hundreds of other people there, tickets available if you want to be interacting with any of the people that are there. We're trying to make this, as I mentioned, very intimate so that you actually get interactions with us.
So what do I get when I win the Domino tournament? Has that been established?
There will be prizes and there will be swag. But what's going on with our corn dog eating contest?
We're trying around here to, you know, connect the shows throughout the week. We have a show and we're like, hey, let's do – so we talked about a corn dog contest. So after that show, we're like, hey, let's do a corn dog contest the next week. And then I woke up today and I was just like, is this – I feel like this is kind of – I don't want my dad to choke on a hot dog. Like I – I'm worried about people throwing up. Is it actually that funny? Are we going to be good at it? I just kind of lost enthusiasm for the whole thing this morning.
Yeah, my problem with it was, and no offense to whoever procured the corn dogs, but I don't like a store-bought corn dog. I have to eat a corn dog on a midway, on a carnival midway, calliope music playing in the background.
So you have carnival corn dogs not being frozen at one point.
No, they're home, they're handmade. Yeah, they dip them into the cornmeal and they put them into the fryer.
That's how Gregory likes it.
That's exactly right. I want to see it made. I think we bought like 20 frozen corn dogs. Yeah, see, that's not going to work for me. I need it to come out of the oil. And dipped. Yes, and dipped. Tony knows.
What are the highlights of the Renaissance Festival experience?
So you're not going to participate?
I'm holding out for handmade, homemade corn dogs that I see dipped and extracted from the earl. That's what I want.
So carnivals, fairs.
Yeah, a midway. A carnival midway with calliope music.
Put it on the poll, please, at Levitard Show. Does a corn dog taste better at a carnival than anywhere else?
You know what I had at the Renaissance Festival this past weekend? A deep fried peanut butter and jelly. It was basically like funnel cake with the powder on the outside and you bite into the center of it, some peanut butter and jelly. It was delightful.
The Dade County Youth Fair comes back on Thursday. We went last year, didn't we?
Yes, we did. But this year it's a retro youth fair.
Yes, it's a retro youth fair.
That was my first. I went with Roy and our kids last year, and that was the most impressive fair I've ever been to. I had never been. And I've been to fairs. I had never been to the one down in Miami. To Dade County Youth Fair? Dude, it is the largest. Any fair, people in their minds right now, they've been to fairs. It's like four times the size of your fair.
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Chapters
6 chapters
1
What are the podcast's opening remarks and sponsors?
0:01–0:54
2
What is the story behind the corn dog eating contest?
0:54–3:06
3
What are the highlights of the Renaissance Festival experience?
3:06–7:29
4
What are Mike Ryan's top disliked team acquisitions?
7:29–8:42
5
What absurd observations does Jason Benetti share?
8:42–22:14
6
Why is baseball Jason Benetti's favorite sport to call?
22:14–40:05
Speakers
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