Hour 2: OH, SCREW YOU GUYS! (feat. Senator Cory Booker and Jessica Smetana)
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What are the key fantasy football stresses discussed in the episode?
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How does Cory Booker feel about the current state of New York sports?
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Here's the kicker. One lucky fan will take home the grand prize, a trip to the biggest game of the offseason. Plus, one fan will win Alaylee May's one-of-one game day jacket. Wow. The merch will be dropped on select dates from December to January 21, and it's all courtesy of what brand?
Smirnoff!
That's right, Chris.
What insights does Cory Booker offer on the turf at MetLife Stadium?
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How does Cory Booker view the government shutdown and its impacts?
Eastern. See official rules at program website. Mike, you know I have one rule to live by, right? Don't place parlays on multiple long shots. Don't say a game is won when it hasn't hit triple zero. Always drink your Jägermeister ice cold. That's the rule. Everything else is merely a suggestion. Everything else? Everything else. Wearing clean underwear every day? Well, that's just a personal decision. Brushing your teeth? Obviously smart, but not a rule. Never pee-pee on an electric fence.
What is Cory Booker's perspective on healthcare crises in America?
Okay, maybe there are two rules, but the one that is 100% that I insist on completely, Jagermeister, must be drank ice cold. Or don't drink it at all. Damn, that's cold. Exactly. You're finally starting to get it. Drink responsibly. Jagermeister liqueur, 35% alcohol by volume, imported by Mass Jagermeister U.S., White Plains, New York.
This is the Dan Levitar Show with the Stugatz Podcast.
Senator Cory Booker is going to join us here later in the show. Booker, as Chris Cody called him yesterday. But we let you slide on it. We didn't dine on you for an error of speech. Dan, Dan, may I give you a recommendation? This guy can talk. I'm seeing clips.
What are the implications of companies bending to presidential will?
Do not give him a runway. Okay, so we've got to make, let's do this correctly because he did speak for 25 straight hours filibustering on the floor and I don't want him to just take over our show and mop us all over the place because we can't shut him up. But his New York sports stink and I want to make fun of him for that because it's a misery right now. The Yankees and Aaron Judge are saving grace on a miserable New York weekend. If you think New York is bad now, wait till this mayoral race. And when the military take over New York, too. Well, that's in their hands. Okay, thank you for nothing. Jessica's going to join us in a second, but before we do that, let's do the useless sound montage I've just been given.
It's freshly baked. Billy just ran it in off the presses. Billy, did you handle the editing on this?
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
How does Cory Booker reflect on the Nets leaving New Jersey?
All right, how we doing?
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
What are the key fantasy football stresses discussed in the episode?
0:00–0:53
2
How does Cory Booker feel about the current state of New York sports?
0:53–1:26
3
What insights does Cory Booker offer on the turf at MetLife Stadium?
1:26–1:52
4
How does Cory Booker view the government shutdown and its impacts?
1:52–2:20
5
What is Cory Booker's perspective on healthcare crises in America?
2:20–3:07
6
What are the implications of companies bending to presidential will?
3:07–4:03
7
How does Cory Booker reflect on the Nets leaving New Jersey?
4:03–4:25
8
What are the top five most successful Stanford quarterbacks according to Cory Booker?
4:25–49:22
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