Hour 2: The Internet Is Ruined (feat. Jessica Smetana)
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What is the main topic discussed in this episode?
This is the Dan Levitar Show with the Stugatz Podcast. Jessica is going to join us here in a little bit. And it is strange to me, having heard so many of these arguments over dominoes on Calle Ocho, to hear Jeremy and Mike and Tony just yelling at each other during the break. It's just Cuban people yelling at each other about Cuba. You sound like my grandparents and my uncles. I was wondering why your shirt was off, but no, we weren't yelling. We were getting along over here. Maybe because I'm Cuban and Italian, especially I talk with my hands. I'm Cuban and Jewish, so I talk with my hands even more. Well, yeah, we were all aligned. Diplomacy rules back here. So if you want more commentary about both Haile and Cuba, you can find your exclusive home for politics and sports.
That's where you'll get my thoughts at 245. I'm saving it for Highline. We didn't hear from you and Roy, so maybe you guys can break that down during the Highline live stream today. It's Chris Cody's time. We'll get the players' thoughts after. Before Jessica joins us, though, and I want to get to some Max Crosby stuff with you guys and the LeBron thing, whether or not he's going to play in Miami or not, but I just want to ask you, I'm going to give you no other information about this, but... to tell you who it is that's saying this, but I ask you guys to tell me how you feel about the person who comes into work today and announces to everyone, I texted all my friends tonight before the game, Harper has a big swing in him tonight.
I heard this today. I didn't like it. I'm just asking you guys how you feel about that person because Mike Ryan has said Ethan's on the broadcast today at 2.45 as if that's a selling point. And I'm like, that's a reason to not tune in, that Ethan is going to be yammering in part of the live stream when Ethan came in here today and he told us all, no, no, I texted my friends. Harper's got a big swing in him tonight. As someone who's in multiple group chats with Ethan, he never stops texting his friends. But that and that, though, and he probably gets that nine out of ten times wrong and he doesn't come into work and tell you what. He's Floyd Mayweather showing his winning bets on Twitter and then going broke while he's worth $1.2 billion.
That's a conversation we didn't have with the MVP boxing situation. Floyd's going to be more active now in retirement than he was during his fighting primes, fighting three times this year. He's going to make a bunch of money. Max Cosby is going back to the Raiders and he has commentary now. Do we have the sound of this? Because he says he's healthy and he says that the meeting with the Ravens was weird and and cold and I guess confusing. Here's Max Crosby. Before I left, I wanted to see the head coach just chop it up, talk football, talk ball like he's a defensive guy. Never met him before like that. So I wanted to chop it up. So I didn't get to meet with him to the end of the day. I didn't get to see the GM at all.
I thought I was going to see him when I first got there. I didn't see him for five hours. So he didn't come out the whole time you're testing or doing your fiscal. Everyone's talking about the GM never came once out to see you. And I don't know why I'm not going to speculate. I didn't see him one time. I even asked the girl, I was like, where's the, I was like, where's Eric at? Like, I want to say, but you know what I mean? Like he just made the trade. Like, I didn't see him. So I go and do my thing. At the end, they're like, yeah, I'll take you up. Joe was like, I'll take you up and you go see the head coach, whatever, just before you leave. I was like, hell yeah. I was like, that's what I want to say what's up to him.
So I went back up. I dap him up and I could just tell like the energy was a little bit off. And the GM was standing like the hall, like in the room next to me to the right. And that was the first time I seen him. And, you know, I'm just in my head, like, I'm just, this is a whirlwind.
What are the initial thoughts on Maxx Crosby's injury?
Like, I'm so excited, like, fired up.
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Chapters
6 chapters
1
What is the main topic discussed in this episode?
0:00–3:42
2
What are the initial thoughts on Maxx Crosby's injury?
3:42–26:27
3
How do the hosts feel about March Madness predictions?
26:27–26:47
4
How does Jessica Smetana feel about filling out brackets?
26:47–32:50
5
What are the latest updates on the WNBA collective bargaining?
32:50–35:10
6
What are the implications of the WNBA settlement for fans?
35:10–37:21
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