Local Hour: Dan's Car Alarm (feat. Widespread Panic)
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What embarrassing moment did Zaslow experience during the episode?
I think Zazz would be mortified by everything that just happened right now, where I don't think Zazz knows, because he's not in his seat yet, that all of us were watching him in the green room taking his shirt off, and then at some point he took his pants off. What? And there are cameras everywhere around here. All I heard was Chris Cody screaming. Chris Cody was just yelling, like, Zazz, Zazz, Zazz doesn't know that he's on video.
I did not like any of that. I felt very uncomfortable. Right away, I saw his shirt come off. And that was a sight to see. And I was like, OK, if that's where it ends, it's fine.
Why was there a discussion about camera placement in the green room?
And then he took his pants off. Luckily, he had his underwear on. And from there, I started shouting to the video team,
I can see Zaslow. Yeah, well, no, you brought everyone's attention to, wait a minute. No, no, it wasn't from there that you started bringing attention to this, because the only reason I looked at any of the cameras is because you were yelling about the fact that his shirt was not on.
I was being helpful, though. I was not doing it like, ooh, this is fun for me. I was doing it like, I would hate to be in this spot where people were seeing me without me knowing. That's a vulnerable spot.
I think the natural follow-up question is, why is he disrobing in the studio?
That's a good question. Well, it wasn't in really the studio. This is the studio. He was in the green room, and he thought it was a private area. And it is usually a private area. If you close the door, it's private. But there are cameras everywhere.
But that doesn't answer the question, why was he disrobing while on the Levitar clock?
We'll inform him of all of this when he gets here, because I don't think he knows that we were watching him. We will get to see his face together and notice how disoriented he is and bothered and shocked he is by that. I see just a great deal of unrest in the other studio. None of this sounds as audio the way that it's supposed to. I'm judging just from the horrified look on Roy's face and the fact that Mike just fled the room to go be with a pantless Zazzler. Have I kept you cool, though? Not really.
Because I felt the panic. I was like, guys. We need to keep Dan cool here. So I was like, nothing going on wrong here.
How do the hosts feel about Miami's chances against Ole Miss?
No, no. I just saw widespread panic on what the audio was here. What's the matter with the audio?
You just sound a little hollow to me right now. I want a more robust Dan Levitard, but also you got this weird shadow show voice when you start. That's always like way lower on the levels. Yeah, fix that. No, don't fix it. It's your trademark. Whatever. We adjust on our end. It could also be because Zazz isn't in the room and we only have those two mics cracked open right now and it sounds different. Widespread Panic is a band. I thought so.
Yeah, I thought so.
He said he saw Widespread Panic. I was like, okay, where, West Palm? Do you like that band?
First time I'm hearing about widespread panic, other than the one that I just saw on the face of Roy and Mike, because I sounded a little bit hollow.
20 years. I still care like that, Dan. I'm like, that's not a robust mic.
Biggest game in 20 years. History is gold. We are right here, right now. And every team they thought was going to beat us is taking their ass home. University of Miami.
Another pass. Play. That's a set down.
Taking it back is Keontae Scott. Ole Miss tackles. Chambles. Lobbing it up. Behind the defense. Dejan struggling. Tackle from behind. Well... I'll tell y'all not to come to this stadium. Don't come back.
What are the implications of Miami's recent football performance?
Don't come back. show we put belt to ass we did it every week and we're gonna keep doing it until we land back home in our stadium for the national championship next week same deal same bat channel same bat time belt to ass just having fun man malarkey oh So did we! Bro, we only got 30 more minutes. 30 more minutes, we get everything we f***ing work for. Them boys ain't work how we work. They ain't feel how we feel. They ain't cry how we cry, gang. You can see they don't got the energy we got, bro. They don't want it how we want it, bro.
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
What embarrassing moment did Zaslow experience during the episode?
0:00–0:39
2
Why was there a discussion about camera placement in the green room?
0:39–2:08
3
How do the hosts feel about Miami's chances against Ole Miss?
2:08–3:46
4
What are the implications of Miami's recent football performance?
3:46–6:14
5
How does the conversation shift to the topic of coaching mistakes?
6:14–8:03
6
What insights do the hosts share about the transfer portal's impact on college football?
8:03–10:24
7
What are the concerns regarding Miami's defensive strategy against Ole Miss?
10:24–12:14
8
How does the episode conclude regarding Miami's football future?
12:14–42:49
Speakers
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