Chapter 1: What is the significance of knee week in the NBA?
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Chapter 2: How does Greg Cody's tardiness affect the show?
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Chapter 3: What are the implications of Ja Morant's recent performance?
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Chapter 4: How do the Miami Heat approach player acquisitions?
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Mike, you know I have one rule to live by, right? Don't place parlays on multiple long shots. Don't say a game is won when it hasn't hit triple zero. Always drink your JƤgermeister ice cold. That's the rule. Everything else is merely a suggestion. Everything else? Everything else. Wearing clean underwear every day? Well, that's just a personal decision. Brushing your teeth?
Obviously smart, but not a rule. Never pee-pee on an electric fence.
Chapter 5: What are the challenges of managing player injuries in the NBA?
Okay, maybe there are two rules, but the one that is 100% that I insist on completely, Jagermeister, must be drank ice cold. Or don't drink it at all. Damn, that's cold.
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This is the Dan Levitar Show with the Stugatz Podcast.
I have a problem. What's your problem? I have a huge problem. And it might sound very back in my day-ish, but hear me out here. I don't want to listen to anything anymore. I don't want to watch anything anymore. I want to read.
Chapter 6: How does the Heat culture influence player performance?
What do you want to read? I'm intrigued. Go on. Heat have a big win last night on the road against the Clippers. Great end to that game. Norm Powell gets his revenge game, locks up Kawhi on the last play. Great fun, right? Great play. Bam out of bio, 25-10. That dude's aggressive. They're running their offense. They ran the same set, I want to say, four or five times down the stretch.
Clippers had no answers. You know what I wanted? I was like, you know what?
Chapter 7: What are the potential trade scenarios for Ja Morant?
Big win. Norm Powell, revenge game. I wonder what they said after the game. So I'm trying to find a transcript of the post-game comments. That way I can read, I can make notes, I can copy and paste, ready for the show. Everything. Everything is a YouTube video. I don't want to watch no video, man. I ain't got time for that.
I want something I can look, read, refer back to, look away, look back at. Not like, oh, hold on, let me rewind it again. What did he say? Oh, yeah, he said that. I'm tired of this.
I got a little something for you.
Chapter 8: How does team dynamics impact player success in the NBA?
Yes. Wait till you find out about YouTube's transcripts feature. You go onto the transcripts, and you read them, and they're long, but you get the whole thing.
No, it's not doing no weird, funky AI thing. No, no, no. Or it calls them banned out of bio or something like that.
Oh, no, no, no, sir. I also got a website to share with you that also you can pull YouTube transcripts from that I use often. Very nice.
Because I'll tell you a big deal for me. People are like, oh, did you, so-and-so reported this? I'm like, well, I'm following him on Twitter. I'm reading The Athletic. I'm into it. Like, where? Oh, they said it on a podcast. I'm like, I'm not listening to a podcast. If it's not the Dan Levitar show with Stugatz or. Cinephobe.
Cinephobe or Basketball Illuminati or Here's the Science, a Bar Rescue podcast. And even those you don't really listen, you talk in them. I listen to Cinephobe every single episode. After you record it? Because it drops like weeks later. But you lived it. Oh, my God. But to relive it? You're the Greg Cody of the day. Oh, my God. Speaking of that, I don't know where he is.
Well, there's traffic because there's a big thing happening.
Yeah, but the big thing's tomorrow, though. It's not today.
It's tomorrow. I can't wait. There's like a tidal wave. It's like a ripple that starts and then on the other side of it. I'm not going to do the damn thing and sit here and shame Greg Cody for not leaving earlier when he knew there was a huge event happening downtown. All right, good. I'll be the one to do it then. So Greg is late like every week, all right?
And this week in particular, we were specifically told Tuesday's election day. Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday. Tomorrow the president is going to be here, okay?
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