Local Hour: Has Dan Ever Had Pizza?
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What controversy arises after the Heat's loss to the Jazz?
I don't know what's about to happen today, Dan, but what I do know is Chris is walking around in the room over there before the show starts talking about what a big fraud I am. And I don't know what that's about. Who's he telling that to? He's like, oh, Zazzle, big fraud, big fraud. Phony baloney, I believe I said as well. Wow. Like, what are you talking about?
Whoa, which is worse? Put it on the poll at Levitard Show. Big fraud or phony baloney?
You know, you got something to say when you say it. I wanted to save it.
No, I guess now we're here, though. Just mumbling phony. I heard the word cuck to out there somewhere. No! I heard it. Dan, weeks ago, months ago at this point, Zaslow made fun of me for going to Vegas to see the Backstreet Boys. That's right.
He went to Backstreet Boys and took his wife all the way to Vegas for Backstreet Boys.
Remember what he said he was going to Vegas this weekend?
I'm going tomorrow night.
You know what he's doing there?
No.
New kids on the block. What? Phony baloney. He has a friend on the band.
Yeah, but it's the same thing. You can't make... Same exact thing. You can't make... It is the same thing.
It is the same thing.
How do the hosts react to Zaslow's boy band concert plans?
It's a worse thing. What? You know what?
Jeremy's got this right, actually. Not surprisingly. He knows the nuance between the boy bands and... Of course I do. And he's right. You're going to a rip-off version of that. Are you going to the... Yeah, right. New kids were first.
They were first, but worse. Don't sell them short. There's a possibility here that he hits up his friend in New Kids for tickets to BSB at the Sphere, too.
Oh, yeah. I'm definitely not going to see Backstreet Boys at the Sphere. I don't believe you. Everybody knows I cannot go to the Sphere because I have vertigo, and I would get very sick during the show. So I cannot go to the Sphere, all right? So don't even worry about it.
Everybody knows that? Everyone knows.
Everybody knows that. The Sphere is dangerous for you? Yeah, because the visuals and the spinning. Can you put me there? Like, what happens? You walk in, and you're like, ah! Well, I mean, I would just be in the middle of the show and I'd probably start puking. Like, it'd be bad.
Are you the person that those warnings on the, you know, on Netflix or the streamers where they say strobing lights?
Where I have, like, epilepsy?
Well, I'm just, I mean, I've never known who, I don't know anybody who those warnings are for. I don't know anybody. When they put this has smoking and also strobe lights that make people dizzy, I've never met anyone.
It's for people with epilepsy. Yeah. Different thing.
epilepsy and vertigo yeah that's why they're called different things thank you but you're saying that the sphere and the strobing lights are affecting your vertigo i'm not making a big leap there no because it'll be motion sickness see this is scaring me because i'm going to the sphere for the first time the following weekend like whatever the 20th or 21st whenever that is and i've never been before my wife has been before but i've never been and now you're scaring me a little bit who you want to see Whoever's playing the next weekend. You don't even know? I think it's the Eagles, but I'm not sure. She told me.
Don Henley said, this might be the last year that you can see the Eagles. Oh, please.
That's why we're doing it. But my friend is in New Kids on the Block. I'm going to see my friend perform.
Who are you friends with in Backstreet? You're a phony baloney. Wait a minute. Wait a minute.
What are the implications of the Marlins bringing back teal uniforms?
I don't want it. He doesn't remember who he's going to see. Wild. I think it's the Eagles.
There can't be many people going to the Sphere in a couple weeks who don't know who they're going to see.
I like the idea that he's on the plane for the six-hour flight, and they're like, what are you going to do in Vegas? I don't know.
Well, at some point it'll come up on the flight. A couple of cocktails in, I'll ask her, who are we seeing, by the way? Eagles? Yeah, that's what I thought. But it could be somebody else. I agreed to it, so it must be somebody I want to see.
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
What controversy arises after the Heat's loss to the Jazz?
0:00–0:59
2
How do the hosts react to Zaslow's boy band concert plans?
0:59–2:56
3
What are the implications of the Marlins bringing back teal uniforms?
2:56–6:27
4
How does the conversation shift to the Miami Hurricanes' basketball season?
6:27–9:58
5
What are the reactions to the Heat's performance and point shaving accusations?
9:58–12:04
6
How do the hosts feel about the upcoming Super Bowl and its impact on the Miami Heat?
12:04–22:39
7
What are the discussions around the Hall of Fame voting process?
22:39–29:00
8
How do the hosts conclude their thoughts on the state of Miami sports?
29:00–42:07
Speakers
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