Local Hour: The Job Is To Get The People "Jaiped"
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What is the purpose of the Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz?
We got a fun room here today. The vibes were immaculate prior to entering this room. They really were. I can feel like today's going to be a good day.
It's Friday, right? It's every workplace, right? What is it about Fridays? Why can't Mondays feel like Fridays? I think I know exactly what it is about Fridays, Chris.
It's because the next two days, you're not working. But although I'm here for Chris starting his own chain of restaurants called TGI Mondays.
What's on the menu at the TGI Monday? Sadness.
Salad bar, like a sad salad bar.
Like eating light. And regret. I had so many carbs on the weekend that it's just no carbs today. No carbs Monday.
Maybe it would be like a nice health food spot. TGI Mondays. Yeah, maybe. Guys, I have a huge hypothetical question I've been dying to ask. Both of these things feel like they are positives, but one has to be more positive than the other. Before I pose that question.
Oh boy, we're taking a trip on a Dan Levitard roller coaster here.
We sure are.
Can you just get to the question, man?
The question is going to come after we play a pair of videos. First up, as we know, the day journalism died, Dan Levitard went to a Panthers game, wore a Panthers jersey, and banged a Panthers drum. And this is what it looked and sounded like.
Why is drumming at a Panthers game significant?
So.
So Dan, Dan, first of all, my favorite part of the video is that right there. My second favorite part of the video is before he starts drumming, he has a maniacal, before the wave even, he looks like he's Ray Lewis about to run out the tunnel. He hasn't run out the tunnel yet, but you could see he's getting into the game mode.
It's like he's got his posture facing upward, but his neck. He's looking down. So he's like, his posture is pointing up, but his neck is looking down and waving.
He does not look human. Like, you were to tell me this was an AI robot, I would absolutely believe it. And he's going for, like, he thinks this is the most intense moment of his life. He's not going for it. He's got it.
That is intensity. To me. Is this goblin mode or demon time? No, he's on demon time right now. He's on demon mode. That's a face that I don't want to see ever.
You walk around the corner. Oh, this alley is a nice quick shortcut. You see that waiting for you on the other end.
You're terrified. That's star player in an elimination game in the playoffs.
Also, a little bit drunk. Oh, yeah. A little? What? A little? Dan Levitar drinks? So... We've got the damn thing. Now, he was, as Tony pointed out, a little quick on the beat, right?
Oh, I'm telling you, in the arena, it's perfect timing. Like, I know from our angle, this video. But he's doing it for the arena. I'm telling you, he did perfect. No, the fourth time, it was a little bit too fast. The rest of the time, it's perfect.
Okay, so that's what you guys have been saying all week. But then, last night, Jaime Jaquez gets to bang the drum, right? And so, this is Jaime Jaquez banging the drum in a pantheon. Let's go.
He thinks he's going to impress me with chanting along. Dan was way better than him. All he was doing was elbow.
There was no energy in that. Seeing Jaime's makes me think that Dan thinks you have to hit that thing really hard for it to be that loud. And nobody told him that, no, these drums are just loud.
Okay, so now that we've seen both and heard both, if we're just listening, I ask the hypothetical. Would you rather be... on beat like Jaime Jaquez or would you rather be more hype like Dan Levitar? Because Jaime's was on rhythm. Everything you guys told me earlier this week was a lie.
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Chapters
6 chapters
1
What is the purpose of the Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz?
0:54–2:19
2
Why is drumming at a Panthers game significant?
2:19–7:38
3
How do different personalities affect show dynamics?
7:38–10:23
4
Can popular music trends escape certain audiences?
10:23–16:37
5
Who is Friar Puck and why is he significant?
16:37–23:18
6
How do the hosts view friendships with celebrities?
23:18–44:11
Speakers
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