Local Hour: There's a Typhoon In Miami
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What is the current status of the Miami Heat's playoff run?
Shadow Show. Shadow in it. Billy, traffic was super bad today, so you were able to miss everything that broke out before you got here on just hockey enthusiasms and heat calamity, and there were a lot of people bouncing into each other, yelling at each other, and we're four games into the playoffs.
How did the Panthers perform in the playoffs?
Well, playoffs are over for one of the teams.
That is correct. That's part of what's happening. And the other thing that's happening, though, is that after a really magical, like truly magical, seems like the loudest sound I've ever heard in South Florida, 11 seconds of Panthers hockey, there was a brawl in here in which a bunch of people were arguing about whether Marchand had a good game last night or not. And it was just a strange argument to break out. And I think it's because everybody's crazy.
It's weird. I mean, everybody needs to kind of keep their heads on straight and realize this is going exactly as the script foretold. Panthers covered last night, as we said they would. Panthers are up 3-1 in this series, as we expected them to be. Heat were out in the most lopsided playoff series in the history of the NBA, as we were told yesterday would be the case by Greg Cody.
Crazy.
Things are happening exactly as we said they would, so I don't know why people are getting crazy. This is level-headed. This is the script, and we're following it.
Even crazier. Greg Cody was in the building last night for the game and stayed the entire time. Wow. Yeah.
Greg Cody said, as the resident South Florida historian, that that's the worst playoff game of any kind played in South Florida since Dan Marino retired his final game because he was losing 62-7 in Jacksonville in a playoff game. That that's the most apocalyptic thing. And beyond that, I guess probably a lot of people will be here for tears today. that feels like the end of all things. It doesn't mean that they won't go get a whale or Antetokounmpo or Embiid or somebody, but it felt like the whole thing collapsed as you watched the Celtics, you know, they were even with the Celtics, the Celtics have expanded beyond them, and the Heat are now a 10 seed. And that's what happens when you allow 10 seeds to play a team that won 60 games during the season.
A 10 seed shouldn't be in the playoffs. Why? Because it's a 10 seed.
Dan, they tipped the ball off and they were down 20. Like I saw the ref go like this, throw the ball up in the air, and I looked at the scoreboard and it was 20-5.
I'll tell you how much of the game I watched last night. I tuned in, it was 30-8, and I turned it off. Your parents were there. They were.
My father was caught on the Jumbotron eating. During the bongos segment. You know, like they put the fake bongos on the screen and everyone's supposed to play the bongos. Your father was eating during that.
My father often gets caught eating by the Jumbotron because he's often eating. Mike, are you okay? Because you came off, but you flew through the room, all right? You yelled bleep Pearl Jam and Talladega's the best. And so you're a bit of a power cable today.
I'm only going to speak when spoken to today. All right. I feel like everyone's trying to trigger me and get a rise out of me. And I have thoughts. I have opinions. But I'm going to ration my reps today. So thank you for including me on the show.
I appreciate it. Look, we're four games in. And I heard for the first time in our history as a show. somebody was accused of chirping. And so now I knew the hockey playoffs had really begun because, well, I'm going to reveal my source. You were accusing someone else.
Don't say that part. The Dirty Dong part, don't do that one. No, I didn't.
I was chirping.
The blanking of Dirty Dong is not something I would say. I don't use that kind of jocular language anywhere. I knew it as soon as I said, well, allegedly didn't say anything at all. Like Dan's going to reveal this and this is going to be a bad look for me.
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
What is the current status of the Miami Heat's playoff run?
0:43–1:10
2
How did the Panthers perform in the playoffs?
1:10–6:27
3
Why was last night's Heat game described as historically bad?
6:27–14:21
4
What were Jimmy Butler's contributions and challenges this season?
14:21–21:52
5
What does the future hold for the Miami Heat after this disappointing season?
21:52
6
How did other sports events like Marlins vs Dodgers affect the mood?
11:04–23:33
7
What role does competition and toughness play in the Heat's team dynamics?
23:33
8
What changes are expected in the Miami Heat roster going forward?
20:48–46:38
Speakers
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