Chapter 1: What is the significance of Smirnoff as the NFL's official vodka sponsor?
All right, kicking things off with Smirnoff, the official vodka sponsor of the NFL and the number one vodka in the world. Chris Cody, you're here. Smirnoff! Wow, you're on the money with Smirnoff.
Smirnoff!
Chris, you know what goes great with Smirnoff? Smirnoff! Yes, but I'm really talking about the game day fit. The style's got to match the vibe. Smirnoff! All right, here's the deal. Game day is everything. And that's exactly why your fit has to match the occasion. Smirnoff!
Starting this December, Smirnoff is giving fans 21 and over the chance to score limited edition Smirnoff commission merchandise from some of today's top creators, including Kayla Jones, Gavin Matthew, and Alaylee May. Smirnoff! Here's the kicker. One lucky fan will take home the grand prize, a trip to the biggest game of the offseason.
Plus, one fan will win a Lely Mays one-of-one game day jacket. Wow. The merch will be dropped on select dates from December to January 21, and it's all courtesy of what brand?
Me.
That's right, Chris. Fans 21 and over can head to Smirnoff Socials to learn how to sign up. And don't forget to grab a bottle of Smirnoff vodka, number 21, at your local retailer. Smirnoff. Please drink responsibly. Smirnoff. Number 21 vodka distilled from grain, 40% alcohol by volume. The Smirnoff Company, New York, New York. Please do not share with anybody under legal drinking age. Smirnoff.
No purchase necessary. Must be legal. U.S. resident, 21 or older. Sweepstake starts 12-15-2025 at 12 a.m. Eastern and ends 1-23-2026 at 11-59-59 p.m. Eastern. See official rules at program website.
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Chapter 2: What are the latest updates on the NFL trade deadline?
I think I got it in me. You got what in you?
I feel it. Hey, yo. Okay, I'm going to take your Miami Heat minus nine, excuse me, plus nine and a half up in Denver. Hell yeah. Altitude. Altitude. I know it's going to be a lot. I know they've been having a lot of late games. I know that they've been playing a lot of good games. The biggest box appeal. But I trust in Spoh. I trust in the Heat. Give me the plus nine.
That's against the spread. This one? Ah.
More nuggets tonight, huh? Back to my DraftKings. So over nuggets. The crown is yours. Hey, Juju. What's up, man? How surprised are you that Chris Cody either A, didn't get to 99 or did get to 70?
70 is pretty good.
What's more impressive?
Bruh, I'm kind of surprised my boy didn't scarf down 250. Because we all got an imagination when we are, you know what I mean, intoxicated or having a great night. Man, I bet you I could do that. And I thought my boy could do more than 70. I ain't going to lie. Yo, I have another slice of pizza, Chris.
You haven't eaten in a couple minutes. This shit is not easy, Juju. I was cooking for like the first 30, and then I was like...
It was crazy, though, to see you get the baked Chick-fil-A wings. That's a crazy choice. Bread.
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Chapter 3: How do the Jets' recent trades affect their future?
But here's here's my issue. You getting the armrest does not mean that your elbow and your shoulder is on my side. You know what I'm saying?
That's the part that bothers me. You can't break the plane.
Right. That's the part that bothers me.
But you need both armrests. Preach. Come on. You do, but you don't break the plane. Yeah, you have an invisible line. Like the technology that you're looking for on the replay at home plate.
Exactly. Three-dimensional. Yeah, Zaz hit it right on the head. You can have the armrest, bro, but I still need space, big brother. Come on, son. Number four. Number four, if I'm at the fast food spot and I want the sandwich and I want the fries, go ahead and make it a combo, man. I'm paying. Gotta get that drink. Love that.
I mean, the drink is free at that point. That's all that's happening. You add the fries and the sandwich, the drink is free.
Number three, Juju. Number three. Commercial free Hulu. You lost me there, brother.
I'll watch all the ads as long as I get my free Hulu along with my Spotify premium that I had that deal for like 10 years. Old ass man. 10 years, you're like 20 now. I'm grandfathered in for life.
Legacy. That's one way to stick it to Disney. Yeah, watch all them ads.
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