Chapter 1: What fantasy stress relief tips does JuJu recommend?
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Chapter 2: What are the highlights from last night's baseball game?
Zaz, you mentioned this a couple of weeks with the movie, a couple of weeks ago with the movie, how you have secondhand embarrassment for people. Yeah. Man, when I saw Clayton Kershaw and all he needed was that one out, I was like, come on, brother. This is for the unks around the world, man. And he got it done on that last low and away pitch. Salute to Kershaw.
You see the video of his wife watching on the left? I think she was crying.
Chapter 3: When is Game 5 of the World Series and how can fans engage?
She was. Yeah, should have been. No, but she was crying like before he got the out. She was so panicked. Right. Truly panicked. Just like knowing exactly what Dan set up, which is the exclamation on this. What Joe Davis kept referring to his inner circle Hall of Fame career could end with blowing this game and blowing a World Series for a guy who had that playoff reputation.
And he came through in the moment. It was amazing. And to Juju's point, not just Klein, but Eric Lauer, just because the Blue Jays didn't get the win, four and two-thirds innings for them and was dominant in extra innings. It was amazing.
Oh, my God, Jeff Bridges. That's a great photo. It looks like you told AI, give me a picture of Jesus Christ pitching. I thought he was going to. Never mind.
I thought you were going to say it looked like you told AI, get Jeff Bridges pitching. That's what we did.
That pitch will be in the movie of Kershaw's life. That last series, it will be in the movie just because he made it.
You will not ever be able to fail to get me to laugh by putting up Jeff Bridges in a Dodgers jersey. I don't know why it makes me laugh. Every time, but it really does. Before we get to polls, before we get to listener comments, can we get to transactions that people in sports would love to have a mulligan on? Do you have an assortment of choices here that you can help me with, Juju?
I know this is difficult to throw at you, but you're a pretty good library off the top of your head. What do you have for us here?
Yes, sir. Off the dome, whenever Zazz mentioned that earlier as well, the Vikings had Sam Darnold and Daniel Jones last year. What in the hell? I know they want that mulligan. So, yeah, it made me think it is. OK, first of all. OLI, the Bills trading their pick so that the Chiefs can draft Xavier Worthy. I mean, why would we want to help them ever? They're the dark people.
They're the dark haters of the world. There we go. Number 10, Markel Fultz over Jason Tatum. Get out of here. Also half of number 10, Ben Simmons over Jalen Brown. Number nine, this never happened, so don't look for it on the internet. Dwyane Wade to Cleveland. Sorry, what? Exactly. Never happened.
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Chapter 4: What are JuJu's thoughts on the top baseball players in the game?
Great cost. Build a metal lark.
The mask is right next to you. You didn't go to any dry cleaner. You didn't leave. You were here the whole time. Where's the mask? Nonsense.
Also, Dan, that curl yesterday, that little Superman curl you had dripping on your forehead, you might need to bring that back into the rotation because that was a good one. I don't know about the bucket hat, but that curl needs to be involved. Yes, sexy.
It gave me a headache. That's where the headache came from. That curl gave me the headache. It was hardship. It was very hard.
It was handsome nevertheless. Also, we got breaking news out of the WNBA right now. The WNBA and the WNPA are extremely unlikely to agree to a new CBA by the deadline of October 31st per Ben Pickman.
You got to give him the breaking news sound whenever it is that he says he has breaking news. The polls, let's update the polls at Levitard Show, Juju.
Did Clayton Kershaw look older than Sandy Koufax last night? 85% of the audience says yes, he did. Are there going to be a bunch of people in sports media today lying, saying that they watched the entire baseball game last night? Damn. Ninety nine percent of the audience says yes, there will be. Last poll. Are cheese doodles harder to find than you think? Seventy percent of the audience says yes.
And those are your polls. Thank you, Juju. Talk to you later. Yes, sir. Pitch clock. Tune in. My man.
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