Postgame Show: Greg Cote Happens To Know
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What happens when you have a losing fantasy football week?
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How can nighttime teeth grinding affect your health?
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What is the ultimate fantasy football punishment reveal?
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What are the highlights of the upcoming Dallas Cowboys vs. Detroit Lions game?
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What are the current NFL QBR ratings and their implications?
This week, Dallas Cowboys take on the Detroit Lions. Coverage begins Thursday at 7 p.m. Eastern, only on Prime Video.
Per Bleacher Report, J.J. McCarthy's Vikings QBR in Week 12. 34.2. Not good. In week 13, Max Brosmer for the Vikings. Total QBR, 32.8. Also not good. The QBR, if you spiked the ball on every single play, would be 39.6.
So what are we doing? Come on.
Come on. What do you mean? Stupid rating. Stupid stat. It is stupid. Well, interceptions are worse than spiking the ball into the ground. That's right.
Spiking the ball into the ground every play is definitely worse than interceptions. He's right about that. Incompletion. No, it's not. Yes, it is because there are other plays besides the interceptions. Maybe I had interceptions and I also had touchdowns. What, you're telling me spiking the ball every play is better? What are we talking about? I'm with this. I dare you to tell me I'm not right.
How did the Chicago Bears become NFC's first seed?
This is so bang on. So stupid. I'm so glad someone stepped up and said it. Brosmer's play directly led to points for the other team. At least if you spiked the ball on every play, you could punt it.
At least if you spiked the ball on every play. I'd rather spike the ball on every play than run backwards 15 yards and throw it right at the defender. I didn't realize this segment was identifying all the non-ball knowers.
Jeremy just being real loud in that segment.
I don't like this.
James Madison and BYU, man. Justice for those teams. You losers. Win games.
Get to conference championships. Win conference championships. How would spiking the ball into the ground every play be anything other than a zero rating? Right. Thanks.
You're welcome. It's stupid. Hello. If you go 0 for 1, it's a 39.6 rating. Hello. Doesn't make any sense.
I have in my possession, this is heavy, and I am proud of it, and I am proud of our listeners and grateful for our listeners, because over the last year here, we have gotten 100 million streams.
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
What happens when you have a losing fantasy football week?
0:00–0:34
2
How can nighttime teeth grinding affect your health?
0:34–0:45
3
What is the ultimate fantasy football punishment reveal?
0:45–0:53
4
What are the highlights of the upcoming Dallas Cowboys vs. Detroit Lions game?
0:53–2:26
5
What are the current NFL QBR ratings and their implications?
2:26–3:29
6
How did the Chicago Bears become NFC's first seed?
3:29–5:13
7
What was the funniest moment from the sports weekend?
5:13–9:24
8
What are the funniest things that happen during televised holiday specials?
9:24–13:58
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