Postgame Show: JuJu Fires Joe Mazzulla (feat. JuJu Gotti)

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What is Thursday Thunder and who presents it?

Another Co-host 0:32
Das ist es. Es ist Thursday Thunder und es wird von DraftKings präsentiert. DraftKings, der Krone ist deins.

What are JuJu's predictions for Ant-Man's performance?

Juju Gotti 0:38
Juju, was haben wir? Last week, Thursday Thunder, as you already knew it, two out of three once a damn game. But tonight, we finna right the ship, baby. You dig it. Ant-Man had a lackluster game last game against the Warriors until the second half when he kicked in and showed himself that if I just drive this ball to this hole, can't nobody stop me. So I'm going with my dog Ant-Man to get over 27.5 points tonight. You dig it. Bounce back. Wow. Should be a piece of cake. Or should, shall it? Right.
Another Co-host 1:40
Don't jinx it, Juju. Anytime I go in thinking a bet's gonna be a piece of cake, I end up losing said bet. Don't say that.
Juju Gotti 1:46
Right, right. I take it back. It's gonna be the roughest two assists in the history of the sport. Of course it's the roughest. Und für das letzte Bein, stecke ich mit dem Glove Junior. Der Glove Junior wird da draußen sein. Letztes Spiel hatte er 26 Minuten, wichtige Minuten. Und er hatte auch ein paar Drei. Also heute Abend gehe ich mit dem Glove Junior über 0,5 Drei. Das ist ein Drei-Pointer, was das schwerste Drei-Pointer in der Postseason-Historie sein wird. Lock it in, Baby.
Another Co-host 2:18
Ich mag es. Ich mag es. Ich mag ihn. Juju. So, overall last night, another great game. Celtics, well, maybe not for you. Sorry. What are your takeaways from last night's loss by the Celtics?

Why does JuJu think the Celtics should fire Joe Mazzulla?

Juju Gotti 2:34
Brother, Taylor Jenkins, I see you. Michael Malone, I see you. Let's make history, Boston Celtics. Fire Joe Mazzulla today. Wow. Between Game 2 and Game 3, get him out of here. Right, okay. Yeah, and replace him with who? Sam Cassell is on the bench with the biggest set that you've ever seen. You feel me? I think that let my boy go watch the town, go do what you do, brother, because it's no way in Hades that you don't make an adjustment after game one. Let alone when game two starts happening, you see the same stuff happening and you just letting folks just, bruh, Jason Tatum hatte den schlechtesten Schuss in der Geschichte der NBA. Ich habe es auf meinem Telefon bekommen. Ich sollte es dem Videoteam senden, aber es war viel los. Ich werde es einfach auf den Screen stellen. Al Horford ist weit offen unter dem Gold. Jason Tatum ist in der Runde. Jalen Brunson ist auf seinem Gesicht in der Farbe. Pass the damn ball to Al Horford, it's two points in front of you. No, of course he launched a brick. Of course they launched seven more bricks consecutively after that.
Juju Gotti 3:43
How do you do the same thing two games in a row? I thought I would be upset as hell. But this is just like, you have a homeboy and you outside and you see your homeboy girlfriend in the club cheating her ass off. And you go... You go back to your homeboy and say, hey, bro, I seen your girl in the club. She was cheating, man. And he like, nah, that wasn't her. I don't believe you. As a matter of fact, get out of my face. And you go back to the club again and she's busting it wide open again for the same brother.
Unidentified Speaker (Brief Interjection) 4:11
Guess what?
Juju Gotti 4:12
I don't care anymore. Y'all don't care. I don't care. Get them out of here. How dare you do this? They're soft. S-O-F-T. The Celtics are soft right now. Take the ball to the hole. How dare you do this to us? Sorry, I blacked out. They're champions. Yes, they are. They're champions.
Another Co-host 4:35
How about the other game, Jude? Dude, how about the other series? We had SGA probably have the greatest playoff performance from a metrics and plus minus number of all time.

How did SGA perform in the recent playoff game?

Juju Gotti 4:47
Yeah, absolutely. SGA, as a great team should do, after they got the game stolen from them last game, they came back and said, no sirree Bob, not on our court. And they put their foot in ass last night. The Joker fouled out in the third quarter. Oh! Oh!

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