Postgame Show: Spliff Notes (feat. JuJu Gotti)

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Unidentified Speaker (Brief Interjection) 0:00
Kennt ihr auch diesen einen Freund, der morgens einfach so ruckzuck aus dem Bett und danach aus dem Grinsen gar nicht mehr rauskommt? Der sogar noch vor dem ersten Kaffee unverschämt gut gelaunt ist und mit der Morgensonne um die Wette strahlt? Furchtbar. Ekelhaft. Wie kann man nur so... Ausgeruht sein? Ganz einfach. Trainiere deinen Schlaf und werde auch du zum Morgenmenschen. Mit der Galaxy Watch 7 oder dem Galaxy Ring und der Samsung Health App. Now is a good time to remember where Tequila's story truly began. In 1795, Cuervo invented Tequila. Cuervo. What are you doing here?
Dan Le Batard 0:34
Cuervo. Anytime someone says Cuervo, I show up.
Unidentified Speaker (Brief Interjection) 0:37
Well, I do know that to be true, but even during ad reads like... Cuervo. I think you could lay out, especially for one of our great partners. Sweet, delicious Cuervo. Since then, Cuervo has stayed true to its roots. The same family, the same land, the same passion. Cuervo. So, enjoy the tequila that started it all. Cuervo. Cuervo. The tequila that invented tequila. Proximo. Cuervo.com. Please drink responsibly. Cuervo.
Juju Gotti 0:59
Juju, brother, can you hear me? Yes, sir. It's good to see your face, man. I haven't seen you in a good long time, man.
Roy 1:10
You too, brother. Appreciate it, man. Thank you, brother.
Juju Gotti 1:13
Yes, sir.
Roy 1:15
Tell them to leave you alone by that vacation, bro. You can't remember, you can't remember, bro. The cruise. Yeah, yeah, man. Tell them to lay off you, man.
Juju Gotti 1:25
Yeah, I'm trying, man. I mean, they're making fun of me.
Roy 1:27
You was in bliss with your family. Yes, I was. You can't remember.
Juju Gotti 1:31
Yes, I was. Yeah, man. I just stood at the water. That was it, man. I just relaxed. Right. All good. Exactly. Very happy about that. Sehr selten nehme ich eine Verabschiedung. Das ist gut. Und das ist der Fall. Ich bin seit 9 Jahren nicht auf einer Crew gewesen. Und ich bin nicht auf einem Boot gewesen, seit ich ein Langshoreman war. In den frühen 2000ern. Also, ja. Ich meine, zu sein auf diesem Boot ist...
Roy 2:03
Ich bin noch nie auf einem Kurs gewesen. Weil ich weiß, dass wenn wir das See verlieren, dann ist mein Arsch weg. Ich kann nicht schwimmen. Ich dachte immer, dass Giles auf meinem Arsch sein wird.
Juju Gotti 2:14
Ich habe mir gedacht, als das Carnival-Schiff in den Karibikern verletzt wurde. Ich weiß nicht, wie lange, fast einen Monat? Sie waren in der See für einen Monat. Und ich dachte mir, bitte lasst das nicht passieren.
Roy 2:28
Ja, ich hab mich täglich geduldet.
Juju Gotti 2:29
Oh, ich glaube es war auf den Wänden. Legit denke ich, es war was auf den Wänden. In dem Schiff. Es war schlecht. Es war wirklich schlecht.
Dan Le Batard 2:41
I thought that Juju Gotti had the most extreme of all the takes when everybody was talking about more rules, more forbidding of things. We can't have flag-planting fights. And Juju was pretty reasonable about how about you just be disciplined and not get into a fight. But Nick Saban says the following when it comes to flag-planting. And I'm going to put something in front of Juju that I'm reading that I'm not sure is real. I have to verify the source, but it sounds like it's real, because everybody loves making rules that forbid people doing things in sports that are unsportsmanlike. So let's play this sound from Nick Saban real quick.
Unidentified Speaker (Brief Interjection) 3:19
Well, first of all, I think we need guidelines, but I think to fine these schools $100,000 is like worrying about mouse manure when you're up to here as an elephant. So, you know, there's got to be, we got to have guidelines. And I would be more upset with my team trying to plant the flag, because I think that's disrespectful and not...
Dan Le Batard 3:43
I do enjoy that Nick Saban is one of the few people allowed to curse on Disney Air because he gets grandfathered in as legendary coach and no one says anything to him. But I don't know if on three sports, I'm just getting this information now, so you tell me. whether On3 Sports is a credible website, because they are saying that Ohio State Representative Josh Williams has introduced the Ohio Sportsmanship Act on Tuesday, and the act would make it a felony offense to plant a flag in the center of Ohio Stadium.

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