Chapter 1: What is the role of Smirnoff in the NFL?
All right, kicking things off with Smirnoff, the official vodka sponsor of the NFL and the number one vodka in the world. Chris Cody, you're here. Smirnoff! Wow, you're on the money with Smirnoff.
Smirnoff!
Chris, you know what goes great with Smirnoff? Smirnoff! Yes, but I'm really talking about the game day fit. The style's got to match the vibe. Smirnoff! All right, here's the deal. Game day is everything. And that's exactly why your fit has to match the occasion. Smirnoff!
Starting this December, Smirnoff is giving fans 21 and over the chance to score limited edition Smirnoff commission merchandise from some of today's top creators, including Kayla Jones, Gavin Matthew, and Alaylee May. Smirnoff! Here's the kicker. One lucky fan will take home the grand prize, a trip to the biggest game of the offseason.
Plus, one fan will win a Lely Mays one-of-one game day jacket.
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Chapter 2: How do game day outfits impact fan experience?
Wow. The merch will be dropped on select dates from December to January 21, and it's all courtesy of what brand?
Me.
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I'm old enough to remember when the 40-point game in basketball used to mean something. Now, all of a sudden, first time in NBA history as four different players opening the season with 40-point game in the same year. Doesn't mean anything anymore.
I'll be honest, the game was moving too fast for me last night. I don't mean like I couldn't actually keep up. All the games are heat magic. Definitely heat magic. And what I mean by that is just I feel like the things that are happening in front of you the first three quarters, it doesn't mean as much when it's moving that fast.
It's like, all right, let's just wait until the fourth quarter where it slows down a little bit and the possessions mean something. I felt the game was too fast. It's how it used to be when you would get to the playoffs, right? Like, it was the pace between the regular season and the postseason. Now it's literally in-game for the first, second, and third quarter into the fourth quarter.
Like, I loved the fourth quarter of Heat Magic last night.
But the first three quarters, like... We're going to be doing Thursday Thunder here in a second with Juju. But I...
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Chapter 3: What were the highlights of the recent NBA games?
I don't find them annoying. Number two. I can't believe me and asked Jess, like, when's the last time you've been to the mall? I love the mall. The mall's great. You ever just walk around the mall and get a little Wetzel's pretzels or Annie Ann's and just kind of stroll?
And number one. You missed the joke, though. It was the chair company. They were doing an inside joke on the mall.
No, I mean, I get it, but it's still. Number one. Whoever choreographed that basketball is back jack video, really talented, probably deserves a raise, and definitely very handsome.
Undeserving number one. I regret bringing, you know what?
We got a major penalty on Jeremy. Five minutes for being Jeremy.
Going to get to Juju's Thursday Thunder. It cashed. Juju cashed a Thursday Thunder. He went three for three last week.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no. I went four for four, my brother.
I'm sorry. I'm sorry. You had that Bengals-Steelers game. You were all over that Bengals-Steelers game. Let's do it. He's got a hot streak going. Sorry.
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Chapter 4: How has the pace of NBA games changed over the years?
I am sorry I've insulted you, Juju, by getting my facts wrong.
That's right, it's Thursday Thunder, and it's presented by DraftKings. DraftKings, the crown is yours.
Chugga, chugga, chugga, chugga, chugga, chugga, chugga, chugga, toot, toot. You know what that is? The Thursday Thunder winning tickets on the tracks right now for your boy. I'm going to go ahead. I'm going to stop out of talking and get straight to it. Tonight, I'm going with my brother, Justin Jettas, for over 5.5 catches tonight from Carson Wentz. Part two.
I'm going with my other brother, TJ Hawkinson, for over 3.5 catches from Big Ol' Carson Wentz tonight.
TJ Hawkinson has been spooky lately. If Addison's come back and he's demanded a bunch of targets from that team that Hawkinson was getting, I'm a little spooked by that, Juju. Yeah. Guess what?
Tis the season, baby.
Change us out next week.
And the last leg, I'm going with the biggest fantasy sensation right now. If you haven't added him to your tight end depth list, beat your friends right now and get them right now. I'm going with Orande Gadsen for over 4.5 catches tonight. Lock it in.
I like all of those, actually. I like a lot of throwing tonight. The Chargers got to win that game, don't they? Wearing the uniforms they are. They've got the best coach in history, according to Zaslow. Was that Yoda you just did? At Levitard Show is where it is you vote on the polls.
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Chapter 5: What were the key criticisms of the Dolphins performance?
You got to meet the moment. Bet on that.
That's right. Very well done, Tony. Yes, you got to point at a camera. You got to give an index finger. Yeah, once you give the index finger, that shows strength and power. Yes, a finger gun. It sounded like Chris Cody at the end of a read where he's just leaking confidence after he stumbled a couple of times.
That's better than when I try to say hi to guests.
At Levitard Show on the poll questions. What do we have today, Juju?
I'm also willing to bet that that FBI agent, he was practicing that speech while watching Blazers Wolves last night go down to the wire. Like, oh, another loss for my boy. Your winning streak has ended. Should Terry Rozier be arrested for his field goal percentage? 95% of the audience says, yes, he should.
Damn it. It's not even innocent until proven guilty. No need for due process. Just straight to jail.
Should betting on your team to win be legal for professional athletes? 69% of the audience says yes, it should. Thank you.
It's incentive for my team to win. I'm trying to coach them. I'm trying to play good. The money's not enough.
Are you self-conscious about eating in a restaurant alone? 73% of the audience says no, they are not. Oh, good. Confidence. Right. Also, out of bounds on me today, Coach. I missed the Rachel Nichols poll. It was something to do with nacho cheese Doritos. I missed that one. But I was baffled.
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