Postgame Show: The Fibbing Ejection (feat. Julian G.)

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Chris Cody 0:38
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Chris Cody 0:55
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Chris Cody 1:12
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Stugotz 1:57
They've got to let Miles Garrett out of Cleveland. They've got to let him go. Just cut him. Please, just let us watch him play for a team that supports that kind of excellence. He's the best pass rusher there's ever been. Lamar Jackson was terrified yesterday. Cutting him would be awesome. Just let him go. It's an act of mercy. Put it on the poll at Levitard Show. Should the Cleveland Browns cut Miles Garrett as an act of mercy? Yes or no. Juju Gotti is with us. We'll update the polls with him. We're going to do listener of the day with him. But do you have a list for us? Can you give us a list inside or outside of football, Juju, of people in sports who need to be freed from their present circumstances?
Juju Gotti 2:45
Yes, sir. The top five free him list. Okay, you got it. If you will.
Stugotz 2:50
All right, so you got something ready off that. You got a top five. All right, very good. Any OLI or you want to start with number five?
Juju Gotti 2:57
OLI, Drake London. He's so good. He is so fire, bro. Get him out of Atlanta. He will win you a ring today. Number five, Trey McBride. That brother is awesome.
Stugotz 3:17
He had 10 catches yesterday, Trey McBride.
Juju Gotti 3:19
How about 84, Dan?
Stugotz 3:20
What did 84 have?
Unknown 3:21
Yeah, Chris thought he had 11 catches.
Juju Gotti 3:23
We don't need to relive this.
Stugotz 3:23
15 catches.
Unknown 3:24
It was a tight end route.
Juju Gotti 3:27
Number four, Garrett Wilson. He could help a squad out for sure if they let him go from the treacherous organization that is the New York Jets.
Unknown 3:39
Treacherous.
Juju Gotti 3:40
Yeah. Yes, sir. Number three, his college teammate, Chris Olave. Tyler Show, whoever, he is not showing me enough to make me think that Chris Olave is going to be the man.
Stugotz 3:55
What's the name of that quarterback? Chuck. Chuck.
Chris Cody 3:58
It should be what Juju said. He shucks.
Juju Gotti 3:59
It should be what Juju said.
Chris Cody 4:00
He shucks. I let one of my Tony's top five go. Damn it.
Juju Gotti 4:06
Number two, Justin Jettas Jefferson. Get him out of there. Put him with Josh Allen. Sorry about that. I'm a Selfish Bills fan.
Stugotz 4:19
You shouldn't apologize for that. You must be frustrated that they don't have any wide receivers in Buffalo.

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