Postgame Show: The Mountain Dew Baja Blast™ Pie
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Jeremy... You tried something brand new at Taco Bell?
The Mountain Dew Baja Blast Pie.
What color is it? Unless they're a sponsor.
It's a Baja Blast color? Yeah, it's the Baja Blast color. It's like a neon turquoise color, potentially. I would say the closest thing that it tastes like is key lime pie, but it doesn't taste like key lime pie. It tastes like Baja Blast. It tastes like if key lime pie was candy. And I don't know how they did that in an actual pie. It's not fizzy. It's just a bunch of gloop is essentially what it is. It's not really like a normal pie. It's 20 bucks.
That's often what pie is.
Nah, but not. It's a different type of gloop. It's a different type of... The texture is... It all feels more artificial than anything I've ever tasted in my life. But not as bad as I thought it was going to be.
This is a white elephant party?
No, it's just a Friendsgiving, and they decided, yeah, a super white people party. It was a Friendsgiving, and there was just a decision made by the hosts to go, wow, I can't believe that exists. I'm going to go. There were a bunch of other really delicious desserts. There was a pumpkin cheesecake. It was great.
What unique dessert did Taco Bell introduce?
Ooh, that sounds good. Wait a second, wait a second. It's what, November 12th today? You've already done Friendsgiving?
Yeah, me too.
I did mine this past weekend, too. It was early. Someone did Friendsgiving October. Guys, that's what I was going to say.
Oh, so you guys want to do it, like, back-to-back? That's crazy.
You spread it out. It was actually perfect.
How does the Mountain Dew Baja Blast Pie taste?
No, it was perfect because now I got to have Thanksgiving food, and I'm not going to be sick of that Thanksgiving food when I get to actual Thanksgiving. So I got to take the leftovers, have some of those, gives me a gap before Thanksgiving. Who gets sick of Thanksgiving food? No, but if you eat too much of it, I want to enjoy it. I love Thanksgiving.
Thanksgiving's my favorite holiday. I'll have it seven nights a week.
No, you guys are just saying that.
Zazz, you know about that heat turkey dinner? Oh, that's the best when they do that. It's the best.
Oh, that media dining. You know, like, they're hit or miss over there, but when it's turkey night? It was a real Baja blast to eat it, though.
Revelation, I do not like key lime pie.
Really? Yeah, it's not for me. I think pie in general is the worst of the desserts. Like if you give me the cake, ice cream, brownie, cookie, like I'm going to go to pie last.
I'm an ice cream cake guy. I don't like regular cake. I don't eat regular cake. I literally don't eat regular cake. But ice cream cake with the little bullshits in them? The crunchies? Yeah. I think ice cream cake is a little overrated.
A little bullshit. Are you telling me that you don't like cake? No, I don't eat cake. This is like you saying you're not a soda drinker.
I don't eat cake and I don't drink soda.
You got a cake eater's physique.
Well, maybe it's ice cream cake. You go diet soda? No, I don't drink soda. Oh, that's a liar. Man, you're not going to catch it. I dare you to find me drinking soda. How do you explain your body then? I'm just living my life, man. Just living my life.
Not a Taco Bell.
No, no, I don't, I don't know. What do you eat? Not a long time. Like, I don't eat a lot of fast food. I love Thai food. I don't know if you guys know that. I love Thai food. I love Italian food. I love Sicilian pizza.
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