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Chapter 1: What fantasy football stresses are discussed?
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The Mountain Dew Baja Blast Pie.
What color is it? Unless they're a sponsor.
It's a Baja Blast color? Yeah, it's the Baja Blast color. It's like a neon turquoise color, potentially. I would say the closest thing that it tastes like is key lime pie, but it doesn't taste like key lime pie. It tastes like Baja Blast. It tastes like if key lime pie was candy. And I don't know how they did that in an actual pie. It's not fizzy.
It's just a bunch of gloop is essentially what it is. It's not really like a normal pie. It's 20 bucks.
That's often what pie is.
Nah, but not. It's a different type of gloop. It's a different type of... The texture is... It all feels more artificial than anything I've ever tasted in my life. But not as bad as I thought it was going to be.
This is a white elephant party?
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Chapter 2: What unique dessert did Taco Bell introduce?
Ooh, that sounds good. Wait a second, wait a second. It's what, November 12th today? You've already done Friendsgiving?
Yeah, me too.
I did mine this past weekend, too. It was early. Someone did Friendsgiving October. Guys, that's what I was going to say.
Oh, so you guys want to do it, like, back-to-back? That's crazy.
You spread it out. It was actually perfect.
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Chapter 3: How does the Mountain Dew Baja Blast Pie taste?
No, it was perfect because now I got to have Thanksgiving food, and I'm not going to be sick of that Thanksgiving food when I get to actual Thanksgiving. So I got to take the leftovers, have some of those, gives me a gap before Thanksgiving. Who gets sick of Thanksgiving food? No, but if you eat too much of it, I want to enjoy it. I love Thanksgiving.
Thanksgiving's my favorite holiday. I'll have it seven nights a week.
No, you guys are just saying that.
Zazz, you know about that heat turkey dinner? Oh, that's the best when they do that. It's the best.
Oh, that media dining. You know, like, they're hit or miss over there, but when it's turkey night? It was a real Baja blast to eat it, though.
Revelation, I do not like key lime pie.
Really? Yeah, it's not for me. I think pie in general is the worst of the desserts. Like if you give me the cake, ice cream, brownie, cookie, like I'm going to go to pie last.
I'm an ice cream cake guy. I don't like regular cake. I don't eat regular cake. I literally don't eat regular cake. But ice cream cake with the little bullshits in them? The crunchies? Yeah. I think ice cream cake is a little overrated.
A little bullshit. Are you telling me that you don't like cake? No, I don't eat cake. This is like you saying you're not a soda drinker.
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Chapter 4: What desserts were served at the Friendsgiving?
I don't know if you know that either.
And what about at your age right now, if you had to do fast food for dinner, what drive-thru are you going for?
I like Wendy's. Yeah. Yeah, I love Wendy's. Wendy's fries are my favorite. Give me the number five spicy chicken. Oh, yeah. Love this. Obviously love that. Wendy's is great. That would be my go-to fast food is Wendy's.
So you like Wendy's fries over the goaded McDonald's fries?
I think Wendy's fries are the best. That's crazy.
You ever done this, Tony? Like where you're like, I'm going to get my fast food from one place, but no fries. Let me stop by McDonald's. I'm ashamed. I've done it once or twice.
Wow, that is such a crisp move. I've never even done that. That's a college move. It's a college move. Very college move. Have I ordered Uber Eats from multiple places? Maybe. No, you've got to go and earn it. You've got to go and drive to those places to make it feel like you're doing something. Hold on a second. Let me order Uber Eats 19 different places.
Hold on a second. When you do the multiple Uber Eats order, is the same driver picking up from two different places?
No, that has happened to me before. And that... Is embarrassing. I don't often feel shame. That one, I'm like, honey, you got to go get this one.
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Chapter 5: Why does the host love Thanksgiving so much?
And I'm tracking both of them. I'm like, man, we need this one to hit a red light or else they're going to get here at the same time.
You ever order the liquor via Uber Eats? No. Of course. I love that. I love that. Love it. I feel a little bit ashamed when my wife's like, what did you order? I'm like, yeah, I just got this bottle of Jack. I don't know. It makes me feel a little bit like an alcoholic.
And then all of a sudden the Uber Eats driver is now like checking my ID.
Yeah. Yeah, you got to get your ID. It's all about volume. You can't order just a bottle. You got to go a bottle and then a six pack of this and like some tasers. Yep. So that's a whole order.
That's my bust. Gotcha. That's my bust. You're a sucker.
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