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The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Postgame Show: Top 5 Jokers of the Weekend (feat. JuJu Gotti)

08 Dec 2025

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Chapter 1: What are the highlights from the weekend's NFL games?

1.28 - 10.498 Dan Le Batard

All right, kicking things off with Smirnoff, the official vodka sponsor of the NFL and the number one vodka in the world. Chris Cody, you're here. Smirnoff! Wow, you're on the money with Smirnoff.

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11.27 - 23.325 Dan Le Batard

Chris, you know what goes great with Smirnoff? Smirnoff! Yes, but I'm really talking about the game day fit. The style's got to match the vibe. Smirnoff! All right, here's the deal. Game day is everything. And that's exactly why your fit has to match the occasion. Smirnoff!

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23.606 - 39.292 Dan Le Batard

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39.332 - 48.157 Dan Le Batard

Plus, one fan will win a Lely Mays one-of-one game day jacket. Wow. The merch will be dropped on select dates from December to January 21, and it's all courtesy of what brand?

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Me.

49.019 - 68.002 Dan Le Batard

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68.022 - 77.693 Dan Le Batard

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78.685 - 105.337 Stugotz

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Chapter 2: How does JuJu Gotti define the 'Top 5 Jokers' of the weekend?

201.907 - 211.458 Stugotz

Did you catch last night the Lakers? By the way, Lakers are 17-6. Yeah. Which, by all accounts, is a great record.

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211.619 - 214.502 Unknown

Austin Reeves is averaging 30 points a game.

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214.682 - 238.333 Stugotz

Yeah. The Lakers are really good. And LeBron last night. Saw 10 straight points in the fourth quarter, and he put the crown on. Now, you've got to be careful. You've got to be careful because LeBron, you remember last year, he told us in a moment of honesty, he's not comfortable with praise. What? You've got to be really, really careful when discussing LeBron.

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238.714 - 243.844 Stugotz

He has never been comfortable with praise. Oh, wow. But Juju, how about LeBron last night?

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244.448 - 264.326 Juju Gotti

Well, yeah, we'll see. He prays where it's not wanted, so I'll just say he scored a disgusting 10 points in a row. Embarrassing. What did he have? 29, 7, and 6. Luka went 31, 15, and 11. I hate this version of LeBron, but it is fantastic.

264.347 - 268.671 Stugotz

I'll tell you what. This is a good opportunity. I have an MVP of the day.

270.352 - 271.333 Juju Gotti

Oh, damn.

273.625 - 312.079 Stugotz

If we're going to have a discussion about who the MVP in the NBA is right now, You better talk about Luka Doncic. The Lakers win last night in Philly, 112-108. I like that reality you settled back in where the Sixers suck. Luka Doncic, 31 points last night. Now, he didn't shoot well, but, man, he gets the free throw line a ton. And every night it's 15 rebounds, it's 11 assists.

312.139 - 319.241 Stugotz

My God, Luka Doncic. You better discuss him when we're talking about the MVP.

Chapter 3: How did the Lakers perform last night and what are the standout stats?

602.007 - 614.141 Juju Gotti

It ain't his fault he played for the Browns. But at the same time, we would like to see that, Kev. So, yeah, man. Even Dan sometimes. How he be talking about Shador? He can't play. They got somebody who can't play quarterback. Bruh can play, man.

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614.402 - 624.352 Stugotz

I mean, like Shador Sanders, he's got over 300 yards passing for the game, and with the game on the line, you know who should have to throw the ball? The running back.

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624.432 - 638.021 Juju Gotti

Number four, Joker of the weekend, the Indianapolis Colts for making Daniel Jones walk to the locker room. He tore his Achilles and walked all the way to.

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638.041 - 642.185 Dan Le Batard

You want to do the Kobe? You want to do the Kobe? He came back out on the sideline with a boot.

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643.386 - 659.703 Juju Gotti

Bro. Sometimes you got to save these folks from themselves, man. Like, come on, Dan. We need you next year, Danny Dimes. Number three, Jokers of the Weekend, the referees that took back that likely touchdown. I don't think it was a touchdown.

659.723 - 660.724 Unknown

They made it unlikely.

661.565 - 670.135 Juju Gotti

You don't think so? No, I don't think so. He caught it, took two steps, and then, okay, if it was in the field of play, would that have been a fumble?

671.676 - 676.582 Stugotz

No, I don't think it's a catch. And you know what? Based on his reaction, too, I don't think he thought it was a catch.

677.363 - 677.823 Dan Le Batard

Oh, damn.

Chapter 4: What is the MVP conversation surrounding Luka Doncic?

786.537 - 787.098 Stugotz

It was a great experience.

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787.118 - 797.231 Chris Cody

It was a national title game last year. I get being with the energy that's like, I'm not going to go to that. I'm not going to indulge the Pop-Tart Bowl. That Pop-Tart gave his life for those kids.

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797.772 - 801.076 Stugotz

I'm good with it, believe it or not. Juju, let's get to some polls for the day.

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802.018 - 819.04 Juju Gotti

Yes, sir. Did you know that there was an East Texas A&M? 74% of the audience says no, they didn't. Yeah, I didn't know that. All right. How many Texas A&Ms are there? 73% of the audience says yes.

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819.782 - 823.753 Unknown

Yeah, I agree. There's one in Qatar. That's what we learned, too.

824.645 - 833.994 Juju Gotti

Also, listener of the day right quick, the Stu Guys Army from Twitter pulled up on my boy Zazz over the weekend, I see, and gave you a Zazzlo Show 2.0 hat, man.

834.314 - 846.186 Stugotz

That was awesome. He came up to our set for a college football campus tour, and he made Zazzlo Show 2.0 hats, which was really awesome. I'm very appreciative.

846.226 - 848.388 Dan Le Batard

He didn't have the the, though. The Zazzlo Show 2.0.

848.408 - 853.673 Stugotz

That's right, because he knows. He knows what's up.

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