The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Postgame Show: Top 5 Ugliest Jerseys In NFL History (feat. JuJu Gotti)
27 Oct 2025
Chapter 1: What is the main topic discussed in this episode?
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Chapter 2: What are the ugliest jerseys in NFL history according to JuJu?
The argument on the internet is that he was losing the fight, so he got poked and he took the opportunity to be like, no, I can't continue.
That's what some people are saying. Chael Sonnen, Anthony Landhart-Smith also said in the post-fight show, he was saying, look, you've got to fight through that. You're the champion. You're the guy that has to go through. I got my eye poked. Everybody gets their eye poked. It's part of the game. You've got to go and continue to fight. But...
When you get poked by a guy who's 6'6", 265 pounds, built like a Mack truck, it feels a little bit different. It's a lot easier to say that from the studio instead of the octagon when you're getting two knuckles basically in your eyes. I don't think he's ducking. He did lose that first round and probably would have gone 10-9 gone. But that's what you want to see with a champion. You're down.
Now what are you going to do? If you're going to keep it clean, that would have been putting up a legendary fight between him and Gon. And now with the eye pokes, we'll never know. Maybe they get rematched. Maybe they don't. I think the whole thing of calling him out for not fighting is bullshit.
Because it's, again, easier to do it from your couch on Twitter than it is to actually get poked in the eye by a massive person.
Boom. And there you have it. Do you concur? Do you agree? Oh, yeah, I agree. Because like you said, Syragan, I saw a video of Syragan dunking between his legs last week. Like this man is very athletic and he's just a human muscle. And salute his acting chops, too. He got a movie on Netflix going crazy. But that's a big man.
And go that knuckle deep in your eyes during the fight when he on rampage mode. I already understood what that was. Juju, you got something baseball related for us today? Ah, baseball related. I mean, all I know is Yamamoto, hats off to you. Like, wow. And what Shohei Ohtani is doing right now is definitely the best I've ever seen. Probably the best I ever will see.
I got the Dodgers winning every other game in this series moving forward. I think the Toronto had that first game. Great comeback. But I don't think they're going to be able to do anything, especially going back to L.A.
All right, let's do some polls, Juju. What do you got for us?
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Chapter 3: How does JuJu rank the top five ugliest NFL jerseys?
Well, Juju, while you do that, that means that game five, when, if you want, you can join our watch-along, we'll be watching the Dodgers win the World Series, if it all follows what you're saying. And Tony will be someone who's very excited for no reason other than loving baseball.
Hell yeah, man. Dos minutos. Yeah, I get it. Oh, God. 87% of the audience says yes. Thank you for your support. Does Andrew Lux parking space have a car in it or a horse in it? 87% of the audience says a horse in it.
Chapter 4: What are the specific reasons behind the jersey choices?
I need your support. Is nine olives too many olives for one person to take from the bar? I need your support. 77% of the audience says, yes, it is, Roy. I need your support. Worst uniforms from the weekend. University of Miami or Pittsburgh Steelers? 65% of the audience says the Pittsburgh Steelers. Damn.
Does it matter more that you lost to Northwestern than it does that you won two playoff games against SMU and Boise State? 83% of the audience says yes, it does. Yeah, it's true. Speaking of the military, do olives go with coffee?
Yeah.
95% of the audience says no, it does not. Dan, did you know that Trey Lance was Justin Herbert's backup quarterback? 76% of the audience says no, they did not. And can it indeed be first blood if it's part two? 69% of the audience says, no, it cannot. Last poll, should Kirk Cousins win the go-away player of the year? 95% of the audience says yes, and those are your polls.
Also, too, before we get out of here, we didn't talk about the funniest thing from the sports weekend. I got one. Tim Kirshen with him and his son on the podcast. I forgot the name of the podcast. Go watch it today. Great game or what? Great game or what? They were on with Harold Baines and this right here. Harold Reynolds. Harold Reynolds.
Ricky Henderson used to tell me all the time, you can't hold me. You can't stop Ricky. Ricky getting ready to go. Going right here. You can't stop Ricky. Ricky going. And he would run on that pitch. He would do that all the time. Popping. The other guy I talk to a lot. The other guy I talk to a lot. Look at this. He's going on the blooper reel, Dad. Don't even worry about it.
His background flew up for the audio audio. I'm thinking he's got this amazing office behind him. He looks like he's on a ship.
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Chapter 5: What was the reaction to the Steelers' jerseys?
Sorry. Salute to Tom, man. We love you, bro.