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The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Postgame Show: Top 5 Voices In Sports JuJu Can Think Of (feat. JuJu Gotti)

11 Dec 2025

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Chapter 1: What is the main topic of today's episode?

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All right, kicking things off with Smirnoff, the official vodka sponsor of the NFL and the number one vodka in the world. Chris Cody, you're here. Smirnoff! Wow, you're on the money with Smirnoff.

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Chris, you know what goes great with Smirnoff? Smirnoff! Yes, but I'm really talking about the game day fit. The style's got to match the vibe. Smirnoff! All right, here's the deal. Game day is everything. And that's exactly why your fit has to match the occasion. Smirnoff!

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Starting this December, Smirnoff is giving fans 21 and over the chance to score limited edition Smirnoff commission merchandise from some of today's top creators, including Kayla Jones, Gavin Matthew, and Alaylee May. Smirnoff! Here's the kicker. One lucky fan will take home the grand prize, a trip to the biggest game of the offseason.

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Plus, one fan will win a Lely Mays one-of-one game day jacket. Wow. The merch will be dropped on select dates from December to January 21, and it's all courtesy of what brand?

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Me.

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That's right, Chris. Fans 21 and over can head to Smirnoff Socials to learn how to sign up. And don't forget to grab a bottle of Smirnoff vodka, number 21, at your local retailer. Smirnoff. Please drink responsibly. Smirnoff. Number 21 vodka distilled from grain, 40% alcohol by volume. The Smirnoff Company, New York, New York. Please do not share with anybody under legal drinking age. Smirnoff.

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78.685 - 101.605 Dan Le Batard

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Chapter 2: How do the hosts feel about the current state of the Buccaneers?

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Fafo. You want to do the independent thing? It has its drawbacks. Occasionally you're going to have to win your two difficult games or at least one of them. And if you go at a partner, if that's how Notre Dame is going to treat a partner, and if I see Miami make the playoffs in which they barely just got it over the line and barely got credit for beating them, this is not a win-win proposition.

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I can schedule somebody else that goes into my stadium and helps me move tickets. Enjoy making the college football playoff. when you only got Eastern Michigan's on your schedule. That's my attitude towards it.

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652.17 - 657.685 Chris Cody

In this universe, there's only one absolute. Everything. Freeze.

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659.349 - 671.293 Juju Gotti

Juju, let's update some polls. Yes, sir, man. And before I update the polls, another congratulations to our brother, Jer Emi, man. Another one, brother. Come on, man.

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671.354 - 673.739 Dan Le Batard

All I get is Jer Emi. Do you understand what he did there?

673.839 - 675.422 Juju Gotti

Yeah, because I got three of them.

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Now, is this a team thing or an individual effort? Oh, it's a team thing. Okay. Have you ever won one on your own? Yeah, for a show I was co-hosting. The high school one? Not the high school one, actually. We didn't win an Emmy for that, as crazy as that is. I'm just trying to find a way that I can undercut your achievements. The way to do it?

691.303 - 699.517 Chris Cody

It's a regional Emmy. Regional Emmy. I tell Jason Jackson this all the time. He has like 17,000 of them in his background. I'm like, bro, those don't count.

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Oh, they don't count? They're still Emmys. No, those are Remy's.

Chapter 3: What are the top five voices in sports according to JuJu?

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All right, sure. I could win a Remy if I wanted a Remy. Yeah, good luck. Good luck. Go ahead and do it. I could. You try to do it. I could be the greatest Remy winner.

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You try to do that. You try to do that.

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That's fine. You go ahead.

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You try to win it. You could do it. You know who wins Remy's?

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I could do it. People like me.

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Juju.

Chapter 4: How does JuJu defend his top voice selections?

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What does that mean? Do you think the people are saying that's exactly what you think it means? Tonight's forecast. A freeze is coming.

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742.385 - 756.089 Juju Gotti

I think they're saying you should watch more Thursday Night Football, brother, because I've got two words for you. Unc-bow. It happened, and it was spectacular. Tonight, hell freezes over, and I'll watch.

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757.229 - 763.619 Juju Gotti

Does everything hurt more in the cold? 97% of the audience says, yes, it does.

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Mercy, I'm afraid my condition has left me cold to your pleas of mercy.

771.05 - 782.658 Juju Gotti

As I told Lady Freeze before I pulled her plug, this is a one-woman show. It's the plural of mammoth, mammoth. 73% of the audience says yes.

783.219 - 791.689 Chris Cody

Who said that line, by the way? Let me guess. Plant girl? Vine lady? Hand over the diamond, garden gal, or I'll turn you into mulch.

793.892 - 800.059 Juju Gotti

Do old guys root for old guys in sports? 93% of the audience says yes, they do.

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