The Big Suey: ...How IS Dan? (feat. Domonique Foxworth)
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What happens after Dan kills Ron Magill?
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Mike, you know I have one rule to live by, right? Don't place parlays on multiple long shots. Don't say a game is won when it hasn't hit triple zero.
Does Joe Flacco hate his family or Mike Tomlin more?
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Welcome to the Big Suey, presented by DraftKings. Why are you listening to this show? The podcast that seems very similar to the other Dan Lebitard podcast. I'm sorry, I'm not going to apologize for that. In fact, the only difference seems to be this imaging. I have been tempted in restaurants just walking past tables to grab somebody's fries if they're just there. That hasn't happened to you guys? I've done it. And now, here's the marching man to nowhere, fat face, and the habitual liar.
This episode of the Dan Lebitard Show is presented by DraftKings. DraftKings, the crown is yours.
I need everybody to know here that if you love Ron McGill and you want to support the things that he is doing, he's got a big event at Zoo Miami. He's winding down his career at Zoo Miami. There's not going to be a lot of time left there. There's enough going on this week.
I don't need that too. Is he okay?
Oh, my God, he knows. I'm not breaking news here. He's just in his 60s.
So? People live a long time.
I mean, the government's in bad shape and government workers are having a hard time at the moment.
Ron's okay, though. Wait, so he's dying or he's...
Well, this happens to me all the time when I say goodbye.
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
What happens after Dan kills Ron Magill?
0:00–2:04
2
Does Joe Flacco hate his family or Mike Tomlin more?
2:04–4:19
3
What is the significance of the ultimate fantasy football punishment reveal?
4:19–9:37
4
How does Dominique Foxworth analyze Jalen Ramsey's performance?
9:37–16:41
5
What are the implications of Joe Flacco's return to the NFL?
16:41–21:45
6
How do microaggressions manifest in parenting?
21:45–26:38
7
What are the current dynamics in the NFL regarding team performances?
26:38–31:38
8
How does Dan's communication style impact the show?
31:38–47:38
Speakers
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