Chapter 1: What is the main topic discussed in this episode?
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Chris, you know what goes great with Smirnoff? Smirnoff!
Yes, but I'm really talking about the game day fit. The style's got to match the vibe. Smirnoff! All right, here's the deal. Game day is everything. And that's exactly why your fit has to match the occasion. Smirnoff!
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Chapter 2: How does game day fashion relate to football culture?
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Me.
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Chapter 3: What are the implications of recent NFL ticket purchasing trends?
If you're still feeling fantasy stress, try a Dentek nighttime dental guard to protect your teeth. Available at all major retailers. Mike, you know I have one rule to live by, right?
Don't place parlays on multiple long shots. Don't say a game is won when it hasn't hit triple zero.
Always drink your JƤgermeister ice cold. That's the rule. Everything else is merely a suggestion. Everything else? Everything else.
Wearing clean underwear every day? Well, that's just a personal decision. Brushing your teeth? Obviously smart, but not a rule. Never pee-pee on an electric fence.
Okay, maybe there are two rules, but the one that is 100% that I insist on completely, Jagermeister, must be drank ice cold. Or don't drink it at all. Damn, that's cold.
Exactly. You're finally starting to get it. Drink responsibly. Jagermeister liqueur, 35% alcohol by volume, imported by Mass Jagermeister U.S., White Plains, New York.
Welcome to the Big Sui, presented by DraftKings. Why are you listening to this show? The podcast that seems very similar to the other Dan Lebitard podcast. I'm sorry, I'm not going to apologize for that.
In fact, the only difference seems to be this imaging. I have been tempted in restaurants just walking past tables to grab somebody's fries if they're just there. That hasn't happened to you guys? I've done it.
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Chapter 4: How do analytics influence modern football strategies?
And now, here's the marching man to nowhere, fat face, and the habitual liar. Have you seen this? They want you to guess when you're buying NFL tickets. That's wrong. It's not freedom. You have to take the guesswork out of buying NFL tickets. That's why you download the GameTime app. You create an account and you use code DAN for $20 off your first purchase. Terms apply. Swipe. Tap. Ticket.
I love the visual image of Greg Cody in a home he's lived for 30 years, trying not to be lonely amid a family that's just eating up the red zone in the 4 o'clock hour, even if they're bad games, just because here come the Cowboys. Oh, oh, is George Pickens? Oh, he's their number one now. It's not CeeDee Lamb anymore. And oh, we're going to get to watch CeeDee Lamb get mad at Dak Prescott.
Get mad for dropping the ball because the ball was in your hands and all of a sudden you dropped it. You went like this and made an O and the ball went right through like a tire on a swing. Please, CeeDee Lamb. George Pickens has taken over that team. He seemed like he'd be useful in Pittsburgh.
It seems like he's pretty good at wide receiver, but the show's moving a little bit fast for me, and the weekend is as well. Tom Brady said what?
I mean, the wild headline.
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Chapter 5: What should scare you about the current state of college football?
If you were locked in on that Cowboys and Eagles game like I was, bad luck.
But you have to ask yourself, why can they say it? The Colts and Chiefs game is Mahomes rescuing his season. It is getting us ready to gallop through December and the holidays on, oh, that team still needs to be feared. You had them this close to dead. Daniel Jones, all you got to do is not be Daniel Jones in a fourth quarter in overtime.
where the Chiefs are going for 300 yards and the Colts' best offense in the league, you're getting 18 on the road in the cold. 18 yards, not 18 points. Daniel Jones, that's why they don't trust you.
That's why in any game going forward in the future, if the Chiefs are in it against the Colts, the Chiefs will be the betting favorite by three and a half or more because everyone kind of knows, oh, if it's going to be just bootlegs and tight ends and we're hiding Daniel Jones and we're not going to throw the ball down the field... And they didn't try that at all.
The Chiefs are gonna gobble you up on offense in December when it gets a little colder and we have to play outdoors. But they won't if they have to go through the Colts. Have you seen this? The Colts and the Chiefs played a football game. Now the Colts' record might be better, perceived by many to be better. But then the two teams played. And then the Chiefs won. That makes the Chiefs better.
You understand what I'm saying? Head to head, man. What's happening in college football should scare you. It should scare your family and your kids. Are you wearing eyeliner? It's not important. What's important is what happens on the field is supposed to matter. Invoking acronyms like SOS, SRS, SAG, FOH, DEI. That's what I like to say. Get away from the group of five.
What happens on the field matters. What is happening in college football, hate to say it, is woke. That's right. And it's gay. Oh, you didn't just do that. Analytics, 1K, everything.
I'm sorry.
You didn't just do that. That's what they're doing. You didn't escalate that quickly. We're not.
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Chapter 6: Why is the discussion around woke culture relevant in sports today?
We're not. Transit of property used to matter. If Miami beat Notre Dame, that's a trans issue that people should be paying attention to and not ignoring. Really? Would George Harrison narrate you? Really? That's how you're going to do this? I ran this by Jeremy because he is woke.
The Alphabet Mafia. This guy gets it, dude. I like this guy.
Seriously, though, we can't allow this to happen. Two teams played. Please stop, Mike. Please stop infecting. Ask yourself. I can't do this for a month.
Ask yourself.
If two teams played and one team won and they have the same record, does that not make them better?
The Colts played the Chiefs yesterday. At least in this country.
The Chiefs, Greg, the Chiefs announced, like, it was funny to watch it come down to this kind of cold map. If the Chiefs win this game, they're going to make the playoffs by probabilities. And if they lose this game and they're down 20-9 in fourth quarter, it looks like they're kind of done. You might want to bury this team right now.
You might want to finish them right now because we see how hurt the Patriots are, how injured the Patriots are. The wheels are going to fall off of that thing before it gets to the finish line. So now what are you going to do if Mahomes is coming for you as Romo is galloping through November with, here comes playoff Mahomes. Here comes, he's warning you.
He was warning you on those fourth quarter drives and then the Chiefs and the Colts. Colts best offense in the league, Zaslow. The Chiefs go for 300 yards in the fourth quarter and beyond in overtime. And the Colts, it's punt, punt, punt, punt.
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Chapter 7: What makes the Chiefs a formidable team this season?
The point is he saved their season. The point is the playoffs started yesterday for the Chiefs.
Well, so what does that mean? Like, they have to win the rest of their games? They've got to win more games than they lose, especially in the AFC. No, they'll have to be a lot better than winning more games than they lose the rest of the game.
This is what happened. You guys made the game at Denver must-win, and then it wasn't must-win. You made the Colts must-win, must-win, and now they're back in the game. Like, we understand it's a flawed team. They can't run the ball. You're going to need that in December. You can't keep asking Mahomes to do everything. That's the first one-score game they've won this season.
I'm just saying they probably have to go 5-1 the rest of the way to make the playoffs. And if they do that, it's playing every game on the road.
That's not the point. Look, that's nice. We can talk about all that and we'll spend the weeks and the holidays discussing that. Probabilities, whatnot. Mahomes saved their season. The Chiefs have been at nine straight of these AFC Conference Championship games. It's nine straight. But have you seen this? The EPA tells you Indianapolis is better, but your eyes told you different.
That game happened. It should matter to you and your family because this is woke and gay. You did this already before. Did you get that, Dan? I'm not going to be able to allow him to keep doing this. You're going to have to go. You're going to have to go again, Mike. I'm sorry. I don't even know what to accuse you of here. Let me see here.
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Chapter 8: How do recent performances of NFL teams reflect their true capabilities?
Can I see this? They're penalizing me. Minor penalty.
Two minutes.
Accidental racism. Talk about the left. You're carrying out this with agenda. You can't get more woke than saying one team is better when they lost a head-to-head matchup. This should scare you.
It should scare everybody.
You have to leave. You and your eyeliner. You're going to have to go. You have to get out of here. She's not wearing eyeliner. I'm not. I have some Egyptian roots. Get out of here. Of the football yesterday, okay? It was funny to see the Browns have their first 50-yard pass in 15 games. Isaiah Bond, Dan, that's who it was running down the sideline.
The Raiders exist just for everyone else to get better. Chip Kelly is fired in the middle of the night. Highest paid offensive coordinator because the Raiders are truly terrible. So terrible that Shador Sanders, who can't play quarterback, just won a road game by double digits because the Raiders stink.
Raiders have such good offensive players. Chip Kelly couldn't do anything with these guys.
Chip Kelly sucks. Sucks. No, but fired also. Chip Kelly fired highest paid offensive coordinator in the league. Put that over there. Also put over there, just Jameis Winston football. All of it, right? Catching a pass, stiff arm. That was awesome. No, and third and 17, like breaking a tackle on a sack. And it was just all Jameis.
And then at the end, of course, they're going to lose because we all knew they were going to lose. Come on, we're so close. We had them. Everyone knew that that's how that was going to end. Tell me that we didn't know. The trick-or-treat, Dan, you knew it. No, but more to the point, though, you're like doing the math in the fourth quarter of, oh, 13? Really?
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