The Big Suey: Listening and Looking with Stan Van Gundy

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What are the early morning habits of happy people?

Unidentified Speaker (Brief Interjection) 0:00
Kennt ihr auch diesen einen Freund, der morgens einfach so ruckzuck aus dem Bett und danach aus dem Grinsen gar nicht mehr rauskommt? Der sogar noch vor dem ersten Kaffee unverschämt gut gelaunt ist und mit der Morgensonne um die Wette strahlt? Furchtbar. Ekelhaft.

How can sleep training improve your mornings?

Unidentified Speaker (Brief Interjection) 0:13
Wie kann man nur so... Ausgeruht sein? Ganz einfach. Trainiere deinen Schlaf und werde auch du zum Morgenmenschen. Mit der Galaxy Watch 7 oder dem Galaxy Ring und der Samsung Health App. Now is a good time to remember where Tequila's story truly began. In 1795, Cuervo invented Tequila. Cuervo. What are you doing here?
Dan Le Batard 0:34
Cuervo.
Dan Le Batard 0:54
Cuervo.
Unidentified Speaker (Brief Interjection) 0:55
The tequila that invented tequila. Proximo. Cuervo.com. Please drink responsibly. Cuervo.

What was Isaiah Thomas's humorous take on flying?

Unidentified Speaker (Brief Interjection) 1:03
Welcome to the Big Sui, presented by DraftKings. Why are you listening to this show? The podcast that seems very similar to the other Dan Levitard podcast. I'm sorry, I'm not going to apologize for that. In fact, the only difference seems to be this imaging.
Dan Le Batard 1:17
I have been tempted in restaurants just walking past tables to grab somebody's fries if they're just there.

What are the key factors for success in the NBA playoffs?

Unidentified Speaker (Brief Interjection) 1:24
That hasn't happened to you guys? I've done it. And now, here's the marching man to nowhere, fat face and the habitual liar.

What challenges do NBA teams face with player contracts?

Dan Le Batard 1:33
Yes, look at him, there he is.
Unidentified Speaker (Brief Interjection) 1:34
There he is, Stan Van Gundy.
Dan Le Batard 1:40
Yes, yes. He's already fiddling with his camera. We'll see if his audio works this time. He's an old man. Get your own gimmick, dude. He's an elder. He is now an elder officially. He has wisdoms about basketball to give us. Stan, it is nice to see you. You are looking thin. That color looks lovely on you. What is that? Is that a light green? It certainly seems to be, yes. Maybe a teal, Dan. Maybe a teal. Okay, you've come in with the kind of energy I expected to meet the moment here during the playoffs. We are always happy to see you. Where are you joining us from? You're ready for New York, Indiana again?
Stan Van Gundy 2:18
Yes, in New York City. Yep, ready to go.
Unidentified Speaker (Brief Interjection) 2:21
Doesn't sound like it. Stan, when Reggie floated, that the Pacers should consider fouling there when the spread was three, when there were 33 seconds left and the two-for-one was still on the table. Did your head explode?
Stan Van Gundy 2:33
No, I mean, I think those are good things to think about. I think they're things that coaches talk about a lot. I mean, I know there was a situation earlier in the series where they were up five Und es war eine Situation, wo ich dachte, Joe Mazzullas hat über diese Situationen gesprochen, wo er in diesen Situationen einen Foul machen würde und die drei auf dem Tisch nehmen würde. Also, das sind Dinge, die Coachs immer überlegen, sie können sie manchmal überdenken, aber ich denke, sie sind sicherlich interessant zu sprechen über.
Dan Le Batard 3:06
Stan, Isaiah Thomas, the younger one, not the older one, at 3.50 a.m. this morning posted to his nearly 2 million followers. Man, when I'm on these flights, I'll be farting so much, lol, especially these overseas flights. It's all bad if you sit by me, laughing emoji. Your thoughts?
Stan Van Gundy 3:24
I had Isaiah for a brief time in New Orleans and he is a great guy. He loves the game and everything else. I have no specific thoughts on his farting.
Dan Le Batard 3:35
No, but I need some thoughts on the farter on the flight. Like you can't be farting. Like that's wildly inconsiderate. You're saying he's a great guy. He cannot be a great guy if that's what he does.
Stan Van Gundy 3:43
Okay, that's a fair point actually because that would be a tough thing if you're anywhere near him on that flight.
Unidentified Speaker (Brief Interjection) 3:50
This is ridiculous, Stan. A plain farter can be a good person. That's not true. Das ist nicht wahr.
Stan Van Gundy 3:56
Ich weiß, dass Isaiah eine sehr gute Person ist.
Unidentified Speaker (Brief Interjection) 4:00
Nein, er kann das nicht. Okay, nehmen wir Isaiah aus. Was ist dein Wunsch, wenn du auf einem Flugzeug fahrst? Schiebe deinen Arsch so weit in den Kuschel, wie möglich, um es zu steifeln? So viel ambientales Geräusch. Schiebe es in den Kuschel? Gehst du in den Restraum? Versuchst du, den Silencer aufzunehmen? Lass es auf der Seite und lass die Leute versuchen, wer es gemacht hat?
Paolo Banchero 4:18
Ja, du fakierst es einfach. Du fakierst es einfach, als ob du keine Ahnung hast, wo das Geld kommt.

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