Chapter 1: What content is introduced in the Big Suey podcast?
Welcome to the Big Suey, presented by DraftKings. Why are you listening to this show? The podcast that seems very similar to the other Dan Lebitard podcast. I'm sorry, I'm not going to apologize for that. In fact, the only difference seems to be this imaging. I have been tempted in restaurants just walking past tables to grab somebody's fries if they're just there.
That hasn't happened to you guys? I've done it. And now, here's the marching man to nowhere, fat face, and the habitual liar. This episode of the Dan Levitard Show is presented by DraftKings. DraftKings, the crown is yours. You're very pleased with yourself there. I love the little pause there.
Four seconds, everybody.
That was four seconds.
Chapter 2: Why does Dan request the Magic Crate of Content?
That's the good stuff right there. The pause is what feels good. That silence, I just love it. I don't know why. Can I do it again? Sure, yeah. This episode of the Dan Levitard Show is presented by DraftKings. DraftKings, the crown is yours. Oh, that was fast. It was three seconds. Oh, man. That makes it more yours, right? It puts your signature on it. I just got chills.
I think you need to be more of a spokesman for DraftKings just doing it that way because not everyone can do it that way, and that's the correct way to do it.
Chapter 3: What is the significance of Mario Cristobal's coaching style?
Everyone's doing it all over. No one's doing it like that.
Zagak. I saw Kevin Hart and Shaq, and they definitely did that. No, they're not. No. They kind of just ran through it. DraftKings, the crown is yours. DraftKings commercials, nice houses. Man. Always. The LeBron one is good, too. It'd be wild if LeBron was in a small apartment in the commercial.
All right. I have a conundrum and I need the help of the group here because it is a legitimate complication after 20 years of doing this and specifically the last five years of doing it.
Chapter 4: How does the audience perceive Miami in college football?
Media is collapsing. Independent microphone is kind of important. And I'm very grateful to the audience that rides with us so that we can do daily what we have done and less well the last five years because we've buried it in sports to hide and help you laugh. at the ridiculousness of the country falling apart around you. I don't feel like it's hyperbole to say that.
I don't feel like it's propaganda. We risked everything to have these microphones be free so that I could live that, so that you could just see my family live it. My family live it because my dad wanted me to believe in journalism, and now you just see it all gets ravaged. Your dad wanted you to believe that? My dad, we make the joke about the Freedom Tower's next door.
It's the first place my father was in this country. And we're talking about him being a casino greeter for Trump Library in a couple of years because this is Cuba. We learned nothing from the lessons of Cuba. Miami became Cuba. The United States became Cuba because we didn't understand the very basics of, do you people not understand when you have freedom, you have to protect it vigilantly?
Chapter 5: What are the implications of Miami's recent performance?
Like, you can't just give it away to any sort of just orange vanity poser who...
I feel like you're talking about someone specific now.
Oh, but seriously. Staying here, huh? One of the most insulting parts of everything happening in this country is the idea that the power could be taken this cravenly by just a moron. Like, just a total moron.
Dan, Dan, not a moron. A creamsicle moron. Well, not a creamsicle moron. A creamsicle who exhibits the behavior of a moron. Come on, guys.
All right, but Amin is sitting here lamenting, as am I, because the audience thinks I don't feel this and know this. I'm sitting there in the middle of our fake pregame show before the meeting where it's like, bigger! And I'm listening to Amin and Mike Ryan, and I'm like, where's the Magic Crate music? Like, where?
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Chapter 6: How does the conversation shift towards Miami's historical context?
God almighty, where's the Magic Crate? But the problem we have is the sensibilities of Magic Crate. We're always being run by the guy who was gasbagging there, Mike Ryan!
Yeah. So what happened? I was afraid to hit it.
You were afraid? It's part of the problem around here.
I mean, it was a serious conversation. I'm glad we're having it. And we had it. So can we move on?
To biggest game in 20 years. Play the music now. To biggest game in 20 years.
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Chapter 7: What comparisons are made between Miami and other college teams?
I interrupted Amin on the way to his vantage point. Amin has cared more about college football, I think, the last three years than he has in the last 25, at least in part because he's been able to laugh at the University of Miami through the face of Georgia Tech being good for the first time in his lifetime. Georgia Tech being good? Georgia Tech being better. Sir, respect yourself. Forgive me.
Georgia Tech being better as a relevant national name than Miami. Georgia Tech has not been in a Miami. Sir. Respect yourself.
What is that condemnation? It's a condemnation about the 1999 Yellow Jackets, led by my good friend and neighbor, Joe Hamilton, second in Heisman voting. The only team that stared us down was Florida State, and we lost by six at Tallahassee. You know why? Because Peter Warrick was the best football player I've ever seen in my life.
Chapter 8: What future scenarios are discussed for Miami's football team?
Yes. In my life. Yes, he was very good. He was very good.
No, he was.
Dan, respect yourself. Respect yourself. You're not respecting yourself right now.
It's such a great T-shirt. I mean, shouting at somebody, respect yourself, because I dared to not mention the 1999 Golden State Yellow Jacket today. But, yes, your interest in college football, you thought you had the Heisman Trophy winner this year before the last couple of games of the season?
I'm going to say this. I don't think he was going to win it, but not because he wasn't deserving, but because college football is bought and paid for. It's corrupt, man. And like they have their little in club and like, oh, my God, these guys are different. We're not going to get. I know it's not a level playing field from that vantage point.
But having said that, I'm proud of what the Yellow Jackets did. I'm proud of Haynes King. Another acceptance speech. Yeah, no, I'm proud. I'm real proud.
He was proud to be a Yellow Jacket this year was sort of my point. He got to wave the flag of alma mater allegiance publicly, and it felt good with pride.
I won't lie. It did feel good. It felt good when they were winning, and then when they started losing, I'm like, who cares?
Well, but you only started losing at the very end because you had a lot of quarterback and not a lot else. And you weren't that much worse than Miami most of the season, which is probably why it is a whole lot of people are frustrated today. I do wonder this, actually, because I don't know the answer to the question I'm about to ask. Wait, you don't know the question you're about to ask?
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