The Big Suey: Weekend Observations + Ron Magill
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What are Stugotz's weekend observations?
I will be on Thursday.
Alright. Dan, I'll be sick this Thursday and Friday. Spoiler alert! If you haven't printed out a bracket and filled it out with a pen or a pencil, guess what? You haven't filled out a bracket. Really? Yep. Print it out, put pen to paper, hand it in. That's how you fill out a bracket. Greg, am I right? Who's accepting paper brackets at this point? I have no idea.
Okay, let's do this. That was an elite level slur right before.
I don't know what happened there.
Your tongue is like 45 pounds right now.
Schreibt es bitte in die Kommentare. Ist Stugatz' Stimme 45 Kilo? Auch unser March Madness Tournament, das wir mit allen haben werden, lebitardaf.com ist dort, wo ihr geht. Es ist Merch Madness und es wird interaktiv sein, wenn ihr das mit uns machen wollt. lebitardaf.com, macht das jetzt. Es ist aktiv jetzt.
Okay. Purdue. Losing a game they should have won. March. The Boilermakers. NC State beating North Carolina in the ACC Championship game after getting swept by the Tar Heels in the regular season. You know what they say, Dan? Madness. Hard to beat a team three times. Unless you're talking about Boston College in Miami. Because Boston College made it look easy. The Eagles. Rick Pitino's season came to a premature finish. Something Rick is all too familiar with. Rick Pitino opted out of playing in the NIT and opted into hunting down and singing his teeth into every committee member. He's out for blood. No NIT. Your beloved NIT. In this week's edition of We Are Old, Jerome Bettis Jr. committed to Notre Dame, the minivan.
See Niner's son running around on a diamond somewhere? Did you see what Edrin James' son in Cincinnati, what his name is? Jizzle. Jizzle James.
J.J. I have a simple rule. If it walks like a Boilermaker, talks like a Boilermaker, and plays basketball like a Boilermaker, it's not making it past the first weekend of the NCAA tournament. Wow. The P in Purdue stands for phonies.
Whoa.
What happened?
They're not good. Put it on the poll, please. Do you know what a Boilermaker is? Hmm.
Du? Was ist es? Es ist jemand, der Boilern macht, der Stahl nimmt und diesen Boiler kreiert, der heißen Stahl oder heißes Wasser hält.
Okay. Acht der zehn Teams, die letzte Woche eingestiegen sind. Did not win their league title. Eight of the top ten teams is what I was trying to say. March. 45-pound tongue. FAU in Temple. In the American Athletic Conference Semifinals. Couple of owls. Cut it up. FAU in Temple over the weekend. Was a hoot. Tony, stash this away, the something to ponder file.
How do the Panthers and Lightning compare in the NHL?
Kennt ihr auch diesen einen Freund, der morgens einfach so ruckzuck aus dem Bett und danach aus dem Grinsen gar nicht mehr rauskommt? Der sogar noch vor dem ersten Kaffee unverschämt gut gelaunt ist und mit der Morgensonne um die Wette strahlt? Furchtbar. Ekelhaft. Wie kann man nur so... Ausgeruht sein? Ganz einfach. Trainiere deinen Schlaf und werde auch du zum Morgenmenschen. Mit der Galaxy Watch 7 oder dem Galaxy Ring und der Samsung Health App. Now is a good time to remember where Tequila's story truly began. In 1795, Cuervo invented Tequila. Cuervo. What are you doing here?
Cuervo. Anytime someone says Cuervo, I show up.
Cuervo.
The tequila that invented tequila. Proximo. Cuervo.com. Please drink responsibly. Cuervo. Welcome to the Big Sui, presented by DraftKings. Why are you listening to this show? The podcast that seems very similar to the other Dan Lebitard podcast. I'm sorry, I'm not going to apologize for that. In fact, the only difference seems to be this imaging.
I have been tempted in restaurants just walking past tables to grab somebody's fries if they're just there.
That hasn't happened to you guys? I've done it. And now, here's the marching man to nowhere, fat face and the habitual liar. It is time for us two guys to share his game notes. No one in the media will tell you what happened better than my voice too.
Weekend Observations brought to you by Miller Lite. Great taste, just 96 calories available for delivery. Dan, it's the greatest thing on the sports calendar until the next greatest thing on the sports calendar. Winning pedigree, senior guard play, fake outrage over teams that were snubbed. Perfectly healthy people calling in sick to work on Thursday and Friday. And Dan, just like that. Make no mistake about it. March Madness is back. You excited?
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