The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Zaslow Learns About Euphoria & NBA Relationship Drama | Hour 3
27 Apr 2026
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Chapter 1: What is the significance of Angel Reese and her NBA relationship drama?
This is the Dan Levitar Show with the Stugatz Podcast.
Oh, it's one of my favorite parts of every day. Roy, it is your time to shine. What do you have for us for your video of the day today? Please let us know.
I guess when you pick the video.
I don't know what you're talking about. Let's get to Roy's video of the day today. He always comes prepared, always picks a great video for us. What do we have for Roy's video of the day today? Roy, I will allow you to play by play here.
Okay, please put the video on the screen because I don't know what this is. All right.
It's a it's a girl doing backflips Wow Insanely fast backflips. Oh Jesus.
Oh wait.
She did split like a kick up With her head what she's doing front flips, but bouncing off of her head instead of her hand the backflips with her head back I don't even notice these ones are Cody, can you do that? Oh, I can, but I'm surprised a girl that age can.
She looks like she's six years old.
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Chapter 2: Who are the key players in the NBA relationship drama discussed?
Joker got heated when McDaniels laid it up. Started a kerfuffle with a sideline shove. He'd do it again, he said he doesn't have remorse. Just get him back to Serbia to pet his horse. Yeah! Just give Jokic back his drugs. He hits the showers and grabs a towel. Can't find his skivvies and he's crashing out. Who stole Joker's undies? You can't make this up. Who stole Joker's undies?
Brother, what the fuck? Who stole Joker's undies? And now he's down 3-1. Drolls? There's no need to take his draws.
I'm rooting so hard we get surveillance video and it's Jaden McDaniels. His draws were in the locker. This is the internet in a nutshell. Don't ruin it for us. I'm going to ruin it for everybody because this just proves nobody reads.
Because the story that broke the news that his draws were misplaced in the same story that said, quote, it didn't take long for Jokic to eventually locate his lost items. No, but the song still counts because at least momentarily we thought his draws were stolen. It's a good song. It's a good song. Having said that, read. Everyone needs to start reading.
So the Orlando Magic and Pistons play tonight at 8 o'clock Eastern a couple days ago, game three. The Magic really took it to them. I mean, you know, we're not going to do you know about that, but I'm going to do like a shortened version of you know about that. Are you aware of that?
So apparently, like, I don't know if you've noticed, Wendell Carter for Orlando, who overall has been like a disappointment. He was like number three overall pick in the draft. In Chicago, he's been good for Orlando. Yeah, but he was supposed to be a star. He's not a star. Well, I mean, Orlando didn't acquire him as a star.
They acquired him as a pretty good big man, and he's been really good for it. You're right, and he's been really good this series. And Jalen Duren has been really bad this series. And... You have this story out there how it's like a personal feud because Wendell Carter's girlfriend, I don't know if you know this, Greg, Wendell Carter's girlfriend is Angel Reese. Really? Yes.
And Jalen Dernan used to date Angel Reese.
Wow.
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Chapter 3: What bizarre incident occurred involving Nikola Jokic's underwear?
And so it's become a whole thing where, like, is it in Jalen Dernan's head that it's Wendell Carter? Maybe he was Mr. Steal Your Girl. I don't know. And Wendell Carter is sorely outplaying him. So I was going to do, you know about that. I didn't know about that. But you don't know about that love triangle. Oh, I did know about that love triangle, and this makes it a lot more salacious. Right?
Like, ooh. And also, that's not helping, is it? Her posting it? Or maybe it does. What does she care? Her boyfriend's Wendell Carter, and he's playing great. Yeah, but what if that changes the series? What if he sees that and goes, I'll show you. And then he goes out there and he starts dunking everything. I mean, he's been terrible. Terrible tail and dirt. He's shooting 41% from the field.
This guy shot like 70% or whatever in the regular season. And so that's not the only salacious news over the weekend, Greg. Well, not with that love triangle. I mean, how about one of the great NBA couples... They broke up this weekend. Yes, Greg, I'm talking about Klay Thompson and Megan Thee Stallion. Did you hear about that? I did not hear about that. Yep, that's right. I'm sorry to hear that.
Megan Thee Stallion, she said that Klay's been cheating, and then Klay responded, and he said that she cheated first and he had to get his get back. It's a cheat-off. Some people aren't believing Klay. That's out there. Why do people feel the need to update us? So stupid. It's so stupid. Guys, I promise you can break up and not tell the world the why, or even that you broke up.
Like Clay Thompson went live on Instagram on a boat and told everybody he had to get his get back.
That separation is sponsored by Cheetos, by the way. I feel like if you're a celebrity couple, you should make it known.
But you have to air the dirty laundry?
Yeah, I think so. Why? Why, Greg? It's the same. Sue Bird and Megan Rapinoe recently announced that they were separating.
I get that. They didn't say, we're separating because Megan keeps leaving the toilet seat up or whatever.
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Chapter 4: How does the podcast address the love triangle involving Wendell Carter Jr.?
I've never seen a single episode. I feel like I've watched all three seasons. Really? Yeah. That's how prevalent it is on my algorithm. I've never had any kind of urge to see this show. I know all the characters by name. I feel like I know all the big stories that have happened. I feel like I'm completely up to speed with this show. What's Zendaya's character's name?
Rue.
I know all the characters. Wow. Rube Bennett. Oh my God. I know all the characters and I've never seen a sister. I don't think I know that actually. I don't think I know that she has a sister, but I know Sydney Sweeney. She has a sister. Yeah. Yeah. Her sister is Lexi. You know who plays Lexi? And she's Cassie. Lexi is the Apatow girl. Yes. Maud Apatow. Judd Apatow's daughter.
They're pretty good, man. And then there's Nate, and his former girlfriend was Maddie. And so it was a whole blow-up between Maddie and Cassie. And Rue loves the other girl who never really is there for her. What's her name? I forget her name, though. The blonde girl. The transsexual girl. What's her name? I forget her name, but anyway. Jules, I'm being told? Yes, Jules.
And I know that Nate, the father, played by Eric Dane, who just recently passed away. He had ALS. F***ing disaster. He's got a weird thing going on, too. He's got a very weird thing. Multiple very weird things going on. I don't want to spoil it for people. You know, people who haven't seen the show. You know, like me. I've never seen the show. You're pretty up to date, man.
I know everything that has happened in this show. I didn't know that was possible. Yeah. You're clearly engaging with the clips, though. They wouldn't keep giving it to you if you weren't watching them. And I know the clips that started it. What is it? Baby. I mean, come on. They don't let that. Do they? They put that on social media? On Twitter. Oh, Twitter.
I mean, there's a reason it's in my algorithm. You know, we all know the reason. Isn't that the truth? Love those genes. Like, I've never seen the show. I've never had a desire to watch the show. I know everything about this show.
It's a good show. Is it good?
It's a good show. Well, here's the thing that I think is weird about it. And this is also what's... gotten my attention about this show, especially this season three, which I guess there are a few episodes in, like it's happening live right now. The creator of the show, Sam Levinson, that's his name. Everybody seems to hate his guts.
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Chapter 5: What are the latest updates on Klay Thompson and Megan Thee Stallion's breakup?
That's pretty incredible because... I don't know. There's so many shows that I never got into. Mad Men is another one. Really? I never watched it. Everything I've seen in Mad Men has been a clip. Oh, it's so good. And it's pretty cool clips. It's like, I don't think of you at all. That's what the money is for. I know those clips. I have no idea what the context is. For any of us.
I don't know who these characters are. I take it that, what's his name? Don Draper. Yeah, that he's kind of a dick. Yeah, he's like a really serious businessman. Right. But he's also like the protagonist of the story. He's the main character, yeah. Main character, yeah. So there you go. But I can't tell you anything else other than they work on Madison. No, I know everything about you four.
So Sam Levinson, by the way. That's so weird. That's so crazy. Sam Levinson, Nepo Baby. Who's his parent? Barry Levinson. He works hard. He also did that show with The Weeknd.
So that's where everything really jumped the shark for him was that he not only in season two of Euphoria started to go down this path where everyone was like, oh man, I don't know what he's doing with these female characters.
Because everyone hates this Sam Levinson.
Yeah, because then he made this show with The Weeknd that was like crazy misogynistic and like not good television. And now he comes back in this third season of Euphoria and it's like,
everyone's like an only fans model or right that's yeah they're like adults now yeah they're all adults it's years after high school and all their plot points have gone down these like crazy well kind of sexist rabbit holes right it's great like so spoiler alert but like zendaya is still in debt to the people who she borrowed the drugs from or whatever so she's kind of working through that and
Well, she's becoming a drug runner now because she has to make the money back. Or they're going to kill her. I know everything about this show. Spoiler alert. And then Sidney Sweeney is married to Jacob Elordi. Yeah, I think they just got married last night. Yeah, but like... I'm telling you. This is unbelievable. Were you at the wedding? Zaz was at the wedding.
But like a big plot point is that he inherited his dad's construction business and business ain't doing as well as it's supposed to. And so she wants like... big stuff for the wedding. And she's on OnlyFans. She's trying to go viral, you know, because she doesn't have any real skills. I mean, there are a lot of people. What she is portraying, that's not like an uncommon thing. This isn't...
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Chapter 6: How does the podcast analyze the impact of celebrity relationships on sports?
You guys are talking to me like I know what I'm talking about. Zaz, you're the expert here. I am. Does anyone watch this show? No. Color me intrigued. Let's move on.
I want to say one quick thing. I have not seen Euphoria, nor will I. Neither have I. I have heard from multiple people that the first season was great, the second season was less great, and the third season is unwatchable.
I have not found it to be unwatchable. It's not as good as the earlier seasons, but it's not. There was a lot of chatter prior to the season debut that this is awful and bad critic scores, whatever. And then I watched the season debut and I'm like, It's okay. I thought it was going to be the idol, the way people were describing it, and it wasn't. All right. Well, anyway.
Well, thank God it's not the idol. The weekend, man. I wish it was a movie. I wish it was a movie. I've never seen this euphoria, though. Not a single episode. That is a pretty incredible feat that you just pulled off. To be that... Yeah. This is all Twitter? Uh, IG. This is like the evolution of the Mina bit.
Remember Mina would come on and read the Wikipedia for movies and try to act like she had seen the movie? We'd have to guess whether Mina actually saw the movie or whether she just read the Wikipedia plot. That's funny. Uh... I've never been able to do this with another show, but I swear to God, I've never seen a single second of the show. I know everything that has happened.
I do think this is partially because of the way our algorithms have gone now, where it's like once you interact with something once, that's all that's gonna be on your timeline, and if you continue to interact without purposefully deprogramming it, Now it's all you're going to get. So I would imagine when you open your Instagram, basically every IG reel is going to be about this show.
And when you go to Twitter, almost every other tweet is going to be about this show.
I mean about the show.
And it's because you just keep leaning in. I mean into the show.
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Chapter 7: What insights are shared about the Euphoria series and its cultural relevance?
He just didn't go to class? What was the .4? Like, he didn't get all Fs. 0.4 means somewhere along the line. Yeah, he got a D somewhere. Yeah, so what class was that? Had to be phys ed, right? He was so engaged in that, but not engaged enough to actually pass it. That was Arvel Reese. I saw an interview and I was like, oh, now I see it. Joker, grow up. Sixers, pack them up.
Tatum, 30, 11 and 7 in a 28-point win. Guys, I'm really worried about that Celtics chemistry. I think he's going to ruin it coming back. I was sitting and watching Jason Tatum at the end of that game with my brother and just, I'm like, this is going to be the moment.
He's going to take that long step back too and he's going to brick it and then the Sixers are going to come back and they're going to win. And then he hit two shots. Perfect. Nothing but net.
And I went... I guess that's Mike's take after all.
What were you guys on when you said that? It's crazy that Mike said that. I feel like the term belt to ass is way overused. Having said that, what the Wolves are doing to the Nuggets can only be described as belt to ass. Darth Amin's Ruler 2 is back. Reviewing new episodes of Mall Shadowlord every Wednesday at 3 p.m. Eastern, noon Pacific, live on YouTube.
If you follow me on threads, if you follow me on Instagram, you'll see the link go out. We try to do it expeditiously. There is no team name in sports that better describes the attitude of the actual team than the Cavaliers. The only way it could be more appropriate is if they were named the Cleveland Nonchalants. Great name. It is. I'd wear that jersey. What would they call it?
Because it's Cavs for short. What would they be for nonchalance? Nons. Yeah, the nons. The nons. Or the lons. Either or. Red Sox skipper Alex Cora got fired. Did they tell him in person or did they communicate by a Morse code on his Apple Watch? Nice. Astros cheating scandal. Cheating scandal joke, yeah. Red Sox cheating scandal.
Did you see the van that they had for the coaches waiting to take them after they were fired? No. Yeah, well, it was a coach, you know, and it says on the side of the van, coaches for hire. No. That's crazy, right? Yeah. I like that. It's perfect. It's like you couldn't write it better. Coaches for hire. Get in, boys. It's like something that would happen in Arrested Development.
Yes, that's exactly right. That's exactly right. And Veritech, by the way. Jason Veritech, good baseball name.
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Chapter 8: How does the episode conclude with reflections on the NFL draft and player selections?
So the video, I like those hats. So the video audience can see apparently this is in Diego Pavia's draft party. He had a draft party. There's a lot of balloons. There's lights. And on a table there, it looks like all 32 NFL team hats because he could be selected by any one of them. Yeah. You think he's got like the Patriots hat? Hey, this Drake May thing. We're not sure.
Maybe we take Diego Pavia. We'll take a shot on him. The internet had some fun with his setup. I thought it was funny. They're saying that. Oh, no, no, no.
I love it. I love it.
He's got Wendy's and McDonald's and Burger King, Taco Bell, Chipotle, Chick-fil-A. I need that Taco Bell hat. That Chick-fil-A. I kind of really like that Chick-fil-A hat. That Chick-fil-A hat.
It's a good-looking hat.
The Burger King one's a good-looking hat, too. The Chick-fil-A hat, man. I know it's got some hate behind it, but, man. I think my theory on the Panthers hat looking the way it did is that he actually likes the way the dad hat fits him. I think it's literally the hat that I'm wearing right now. And he thoughtā that the Panthers were going to be the team that took them if anyone took them.
Actually, in the draft, maybe those were conversations. And so the reason he had the one dad hat sitting there was because that was the one he thought he might put on. And otherwise, it was all these other standard kind of boxy hats. For someone who doesn't get drafted... Best case scenario then going into the weekend, you figured, all right, I might be like around six or around seven pick.
If you didn't get drafted, like you didn't think you were going to go in the second round and you ended up not getting drafted. So he must have thought round six, round seven. Why are you having a draft party if you're going to be like one of a fringe pick? I thought you were going to say best case scenario is you kept the receipt, borrow them hats, go back to Lids. Can I get a refund?
Turns out I'm not using it. Do you think the NFL sends potential draftees, like, all the hats? Yes, the first-round picks, for sure. But not what about theā Not Diego Pavi. And they don't send 32 hats. I'll tell you that much. Right. Likeā Like, who planned this? Who thought this out? Where was he on the mocks? Well, he alsoāhere's part of it. He doesn't have an agent. There it is.
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